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alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

# ? May 18, 2024 00:38

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 15:48

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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# ? May 18, 2024 01:06

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
Return of Mido

# ? May 18, 2024 02:11

Vile_Nihlist666: Jan 15, 2009; God isn't watching you... but I am!

Turdo posted:

Where the heck is my card!

I second this.

# ? May 18, 2024 02:57

Elissimpark: May 20, 2010; Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

# ? May 18, 2024 08:13

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

FPzero posted:

i can't believe that after all the creature type revisions throughout Magic's history, "brushwagg" is still a creature type.

# ? May 18, 2024 11:09

slave to my cravings: Mar 1, 2007; Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I got a million of 'em:

# ? May 18, 2024 12:34

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

# ? May 18, 2024 13:28

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Froghammer posted:

# ? May 18, 2024 13:41

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Froghammer posted:

# ? May 18, 2024 14:31

Salami Surgeon: Jan 21, 2001; Don't close. Don't close.; Nap Ghost

MrQwerty posted:

lmao
I was trying to think how to do a Smashmouth eat the eggs card and this is way better than what I could imagine

# ? May 18, 2024 15:56

Goatson: Oct 21, 2020; The real 12 points was the Thug-Friends we made along the way

Tried to check if anyone had already done this, but didn't see any

# ? May 18, 2024 16:18

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Froghammer posted:

That is some excellent work on the ability, particularly its cost.

# ? May 18, 2024 16:36

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Salami Surgeon posted:

lmao
I was trying to think how to do a Smashmouth eat the eggs card and this is way better than what I could imagine

it took me some brainstorming lol

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:43 on May 18, 2024

# ? May 18, 2024 16:41

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Goatson posted:

Tried to check if anyone had already done this, but didn't see any

It was done already but it never really gets old so

# ? May 18, 2024 16:42

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Don't remember if this was done...

# ? May 18, 2024 16:43

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

# ? May 18, 2024 18:02

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

U-DO Burger posted:

lol

# ? May 18, 2024 18:09

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Froghammer posted:

incredible. What's this in reference to?

# ? May 18, 2024 18:59

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Shishkahuben posted:

incredible. What's this in reference to?

If you haven't seen the thread you are 100% happier not knowing

NSFW

# ? May 18, 2024 19:03

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Salami Surgeon posted:

We need some mana to cast these awesome cards

Oh man, the TCC narc. I completely forgot that part. That was camp 7 I believe, 5 was the biggest one on the big field, 6 was with the little creek and 7 was supposed to go there but it was narced so it moved back to Zach's land, the original site.

ManiacClown posted:

As promised:
Yorba Linda Water District

I'm glad these are quite large, even too big to fit on my laptop screen.

CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 19:42 on May 18, 2024

# ? May 18, 2024 19:32

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

technically NSFW even if it's not obvious

# ? May 19, 2024 02:19

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

AcidCat posted:

Remember the days of MY GIRLFRIEND?

# ? May 19, 2024 02:56

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

CannonFodder posted:

I'm glad these are quite large, even too big to fit on my laptop screen.

It's only appropriate. I even used the Wayback Machine to get all five original then-insane-resolution portraits.

# ? May 19, 2024 04:51

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

# ? May 19, 2024 06:13

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Leperflesh posted:

Haha

# ? May 19, 2024 07:04

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Leperflesh posted:

# ? May 19, 2024 07:15

Tau Wedel: Aug 3, 2007; I'm fine. Everything's fine. There is no reason to worry.

# ? May 19, 2024 15:48

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Tau Wedel posted:

lol

# ? May 19, 2024 15:56

Pragmatica: Apr 1, 2003

the holy poopacy posted:

lol

lmao and :five:

for this thread

# ? May 19, 2024 16:15

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Tau Wedel posted:

# ? May 19, 2024 17:21

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Tau Wedel posted:

I misread it the first time.

# ? May 19, 2024 17:36

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Tau Wedel posted:

lol

# ? May 19, 2024 22:20

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Could somebody who still has it do me a solid and give me the picture of the Pony Party where two guys are in the center of the room with one guy whose shirt is tied up exposing his belly and the other guy is wearing a onesie or something as they look at some kind of device like a DS? There's a girl with a very sour expression on her face in the background sitting against the wall. I could have sworn I had it but I can't find it.

# ? May 20, 2024 02:47

TrixRabbi: Aug 20, 2010; Time for a little robot chauvinism!

TrixRabbi fucked around with this message at 14:49 on May 20, 2024

# ? May 20, 2024 14:30

TrixRabbi: Aug 20, 2010; Time for a little robot chauvinism!

Yesterdays Latte posted:

I did a whole rear end archetype and some support for it.

I can't not think of how to make these cards playable, even as jokes, and this is such a good idea for an actual playable SA set. Threads should def be legendary but instead of only one on the field at a time they should get "Post" counters and when they reach a certain amount of posts they're "closed" (sacrificed/destroyed etc.). Mod actions should be Instants/Sorceries and creature archetypes could be "Goon" and Legendary Mods.

# ? May 20, 2024 14:35