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Pennywise the Frown posted:Ah yes. "Ads don't work on me." But instead you're saying ads don't work on anyone and everyone only drinks because they are a kid and have mental problems. i believe that was what's known around here as a "tongue in cheek remark"
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I sure hope so because that one is pretty out there.
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# ? May 14, 2024 01:20 |
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Im watching the movie Cocktail RN and making crazy layered 80s shots and slammin em and doing all the bartender dances.
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# ? May 14, 2024 02:14 |
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they wont let you in the butt chugging world series if you use 0abv beer very unfair
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Chief McHeath posted:they wont let you in the butt chugging world series if you use 0abv beer very unfair why u buttchugging beer
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MrQwerty posted:why u buttchugging beer more farts
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BasicLich posted:more farts fair
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:08 |
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why the gently caress would you ever get hella drunk when you could just eat a bunch of shrooms instead it's like 50x more entertaining
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:16 |
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some of us have anxiety disorders and most of that stuff gives us A Bad Time
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Junk posted:why the gently caress would you ever get hella drunk when you could just eat a bunch of shrooms instead it's like 50x more entertaining Believe it or not it's more difficult to get shrooms than alcohol almost anywhere.
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Wendigee posted:Believe it or not it's more difficult to get shrooms than alcohol almost anywhere. That's the primary reason but I'm also on antidepressants that make certain fun drugs not work so well.
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Cant wait to get home to my
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# ? May 14, 2024 12:07 |
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Myth: once that last beer in the fridge is gone I'm done
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Junk posted:why the gently caress would you ever get hella drunk when you could just eat a bunch of shrooms instead it's like 50x more entertaining So many reasons. Reason 1: Alcohol doesnt trick my brain into thinking ive pissed myself.
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Junk posted:why the gently caress would you ever get hella drunk when you could just eat a bunch of shrooms instead it's like 50x more entertaining In some US states I could get federal prison time for a few caps. But I can sure buy that $10 handle of vodka at Circle K at 3am, yessir.
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Poohs Packin posted:So many reasons. Alcohol tricks your brain into thinking you dont have to piss so you piss myself for real which is the actual powerplay.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Alcohol tricks your brain into thinking you dont have to piss so you piss myself for real which is the actual powerplay. I would never piss yourself
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I can’t stop pissing yourself
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MrQwerty posted:why u buttchugging beer butt chugging World Series has lots of events one is volume
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# ? May 14, 2024 13:58 |
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Poohs Packin posted:I would never piss yourself Lets talk again after 8 beers
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# ? May 14, 2024 14:06 |
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Another 8?
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# ? May 14, 2024 14:07 |
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Either/or, nature finds a way (to piss someone)
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# ? May 14, 2024 14:19 |
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Does alcohol really make you piss yourself?
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Long-Time Lurker posted:Does alcohol really make you piss yourself? I have both peepeed and poopood myself while under the influence
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gotta go somewhere
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# ? May 14, 2024 15:55 |
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i've never peed or pooped myself while drunk. i did poop myself a little once the next day when i was hungover and eating fried chicken, though. i think we've all been there. you were drinking the night before and you have an empty stomach, then you eat something and almost immediately your stomach starts gurgling and burbling and you better be near a toilet
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Cant wait to get home to my Looks like liquid Ricola, very medicinal vibe. I'd try it.
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# ? May 14, 2024 16:38 |
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I used to think I must have IBS, but no, that was just drinking. I have another friend who also had pooping issues, he was pooping blood. His doctor told him he had celiacs and I was like dude, you get black out drunk every night and eat a meatloaf.
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Spinz posted:I'm a hardcore atheist and I quit drinking all on my own but all this trashing of AA seems a little harsh Imagine judge ordering people into free/low cost treatment options with scientific backing instead? At the very least judges making minors go hang out with a bunch of self professed "life long addicts" where they hear a bunch of made-up noise about dry drunks and powerlessness to addiction and get placed under immense social pressure to accept they are a hopeless drunk ... is extremely hosed up and has ruined some lives. No young person should have to do that because the police caught them drinking and yet like half of my friends were all tangled up in that mess. None of us had any kind of regular access to drugs or alcohol and what we did have was often provided by some older adult that one of us would meet through involvement in the system.
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There isn't a whole lot of scientific backing behind addiction treatment in general though and as far as free/low cost treatment options...
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emSparkly posted:I always associate absinthe with cool old ladies who are into witchcraft or other occult stuff. They got the spoon and the cool glass for it and everything. Absinthe owns because you get to play with it and all it's fun accessories and it's the right amount of alcohol and gnarly flavors that you are perfectly happy to call it quits after one. Mulaney Power Move posted:Oh and speaking of myths - there was one guy in the secular group who relapsed during the COVID lockdown. He thought inhaling alcohol would keep him from getting COVID, but you can't really inhale alcohol so he just drank it. Oh you can vape alcohol out of a humidifier. That sounds like a sweet AA story.
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The danger is once you start getting into absynth it just gets crazy with all the Eurorack stuff.
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# ? May 14, 2024 17:34 |
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I got kinda buzzed off alcohol fumes while doing an experiment that involved getting fruit flies drunk. After that we switched to getting them drunk in their own little closed container 'cause some science is very difficult to do while buzzed. At my absolute worst I remember completely embracing the pain of hangovers, because I hated my job and was really unhappy with my life, so if my mind felt like loving worms at all times then at least in my hungover state my body matched up with my mind. I do not miss that part of my life.
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Internet Old One posted:Imagine judge ordering people into free/low cost treatment options with scientific backing instead? I've started to write up my experience with a proto-MegaChurch that my family attended in the 80s, but I always run out of time. Anyway, this sums up how they would talk to the youth group about God. All the youth "leaders" were around 25-30 years old and all had the same story. They drugged and drank in college, hosed lots of whores, gambled, etc but always felt sad. So they found God and now everything is better. They were usually married to someone with a similar story, so they'd almost present to the youth group as what kind of person you should be and what married couples look and act like. So if you are sad, it's because you need to do what they all do and God will love you. Individuality was also discouraged. That's some hosed up poo poo to say to kids that are ages 11-16, or anyone for that matter. To me that and AA just sound like they want you to give up and ask no questions. If you get sad again it's because you stopped doing the ritual. The ritual keeps your mind off the real issues and also what you are being told. Humans have a better time believing in some ideology if everyone in the room also believes.
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Bonzo posted:Anyway, this sums up how they would talk to the youth group about God. All the youth "leaders" were around 25-30 years old and all had the same story. They drugged and drank in college, hosed lots of whores, gambled, etc but always felt sad. So they found God and now everything is better. They were usually married to someone with a similar story, so they'd almost present to the youth group as what kind of person you should be and what married couples look and act like. So if you are sad, it's because you need to do what they all do and God will love you. Individuality was also discouraged. I love the "I was lost" stories. When I was a kid I especially liked the ultra sheltered ones who would talk about their times in college like they were sucking dick for hard drugs and didn't have the world's most avoidable self-inflicted problems. "Yeah man I was out of control, once I smoked an entire ounce of weed and was too high to go to class. Bigtime wake-up. Remember! The devil is a liar!" I knew a guy later in life who always hinted about his dark past before christ. The big difference was he no longer wore eyeshadow and when he wasn't having a temper tantrum he acted like Ned Flanders. He was still a massive rear end in a top hat. Church wasn't anything but a group of friends who couldn't get sick of his poo poo like all his friends from outside of church or both of his ex-wives. The last one he convinced to crank out a million kids when their marriage got bad and she still left him anyhow.
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Bonzo posted:To me that and AA just sound like they want you to give up and ask no questions. If you get sad again it's because you stopped doing the ritual. The ritual keeps your mind off the real issues and also what you are being told. That's pretty much it. "Well were you sober when you were asking questions?" That's why you stop the stinking thinking. I mean to be honest a lot of these people are way better off like this.
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Poohs Packin posted:So many reasons. Jagermeister means "bed wetter" in German
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Vampire Panties posted:Jagermeister means "bed wetter" in German https://youtube.com/shorts/wr6c_fOgnZU?si=jbcFwlxE7jDBMWdn
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Internet Old One posted:Imagine judge ordering people into free/low cost treatment options with scientific backing instead? It’s a bit like a court ordering you to a bunch of Scientology auditing for your mental health issues. It shouldn’t be done, it doesn’t help and it isn’t ‘better than nothing’ - it’s associated with far worse outcomes than literally doing nothing.
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Or another analogy might be to say well, when it comes to covid it may not be great but hey ivermectin is better than nothing. No. Something that doesn’t work isn’t better than nothing, because it prevents you from doing the things that will actually help your situation
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