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If you like Holmes on Homes, don't forget to look for Holmes Inspection and Holmes Makes it Right.
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canyoneer posted:http://i.imgur.com/bjbo02f.gifv This disappointed me because your description made me think his feet came off the ground and the jackhammer carried him pogo-stick style off the edge of the platform. Edit: Possibly with a mid-air pause while gravity considerately waited for him to realize he wasn't standing on anything before pulling him down.
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Oct 13, 2014 04:52
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Those garage doors are false. The driveway is hinged at the top and swings up to reveal the real garage underneath.
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Nov 13, 2016 18:48
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I know gfycat picks the url randomly, but that was drat near spot on.
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Nov 14, 2016 22:45
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Leperflesh posted:Window seats suck because they're a plank of hard wood that someone put a one-inch-thick slab of "cushion" on. No back, no give, terrible. I bet if you approached the window seat as if you were building a daybed or couch, with a tiny mattress, thick cushioned sides you could put your back against, etc. it'd become an actually nice place to sit. Today's McMansion has something kind of like that: 
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Apr 6, 2017 19:29
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If you push on that wall, it should slide back and reveal a key.
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May 23, 2017 23:53
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That bar projecting from under the eaves is for hoisting the wheelchair.
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Sep 27, 2017 04:02
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Bonster posted:Can you imagine how freezing cold that place would be? Wide open floor plans are nice, but really hard to heat, especially bathrooms, I think you just explained the open stairway to the bathroom.
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Jan 9, 2018 02:19
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That has the added benefit of also testing for asbestos.
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Feb 14, 2018 03:10
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I'm glad someone realized they might need to call three electricians at once.
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Feb 21, 2018 06:10
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kid sinister posted:
To be fair, the fire would probably burn through that door before you even got lightly singed.
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Jun 8, 2018 00:52
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This looks like one guy could somehow hear the soundtrack so he dressed it up like an evil nun.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:42
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The way he phrased that means he's going to put 5 more machines in that bathroom.
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Aug 7, 2019 22:41
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This picture makes me understand what Orwell meant by "doublethink" because I know for a fact that is not me on the right but I SWEAR that is me on the right.
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Aug 11, 2019 03:47
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I'd be so tempted to grab some primary coloured cellophane and Mondrian these babies up.
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Aug 24, 2019 22:35
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Way back in the day when chandeliers used candles, a recess would've helped contain the soot stains.
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Sep 9, 2019 00:31
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 I'm guessing this place belongs to a blind guy, he can't see out the front door, but his dog likes to look. To be fair though, a lot of pics in that gallery could belong to a blind guy.
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Aug 2, 2020 15:13
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Given his use of "bloody" and "fuming" (although I'd argue his neighbours were the fumees) I'd say he's in England, and there's no shortage of walled up fireplaces in older homes there.
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Nov 17, 2021 20:45
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Enos Cabell posted:He always seemed like he has a hell of a mean streak to me. Can't spell Villain without Vila. 
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Jan 8, 2022 21:42
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Just install a fireman's pole next to the staircase.
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Mar 26, 2022 16:10
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I would not be surprised if they were installed straight and the added weight caused the roof to sag. EDIT: It's nearly impossible to predict exactly where the solar panels will line up once installed.
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Mar 31, 2022 16:14
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I assume some kind of pipe/duct is going in there later.
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Apr 26, 2022 13:51
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Sirotan posted:A foot out from the wall in the middle of two doorways? They're stupid enough to put a tree there, is it really a stretch to think they'd put a pipe there?
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Apr 26, 2022 16:12
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While I don't really begrudge Swastika, Ontario playing the "We had it first" card, 1922 honestly isn't a lot of time before Hitler hosed up the swastika for everyone. EDIT: I am aware that is pretty low on the list of Hitler's offenses. Hispanic! At The Disco fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 29, 2022 |
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Apr 29, 2022 05:38
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Platystemon posted:Permission to treat the witness as hostile Really this should be in effect for the whole drat thread.
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Jun 5, 2022 11:23
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I used to work in a hardware store, and on one occasion a co-worker was using the computer to look up something called a 'sozzle'. It took me nearly a minute to decipher that one.
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Nov 23, 2022 18:34
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Zil posted:Do you ever just want to build a shame cube in the middle of your living room for your refrigerator? If you press a switch on the other side of the house, the whole thing sinks flush with the floor and there's some kind of power-up on top.
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Dec 5, 2022 15:06
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I've found that if I pour Bud Light directly in the toilet it saves time, I don't have to taste it, and I don't get any less drunk.
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Dec 5, 2022 19:15
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Windows on both sides of the kitchen suggests that it is a tiny house, and these are hardly the stupidest stairs I've seen in a tiny house.
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Jan 3, 2023 18:11
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That's the bathroom at the Marx Bros. mansion.
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Mar 11, 2023 18:12
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MisterOblivious posted:If yall aren't aware, you can drive a semi-truck in the US without any training or license or inspection if you slap an "RV" on top of it. Literally any 80 year old can drive around something that requires schooling and a commercial driver's license The Region of Peel is in southern Ontario, Canada. I have no idea if the RV trick works there.
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Mar 22, 2023 14:05
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It's nearly impossible to predict exactly where the
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Mar 27, 2023 19:34
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Harry_Potato posted:The fridge door will only open 80 degrees. Your killin me smalls. They just need to recess a hotel pan into the wall.
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Jul 18, 2023 22:48
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And if you can somehow convincingly communicate that what is down there will kill you, people will think "So I can use it to kill my enemies".
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Feb 3, 2024 19:38
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Tesla opted for the One Giant Knob owner instead.
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Mar 21, 2024 22:30
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Sirotan posted:Even the beat to hell ones can be saved. Former owner was a wheelchair user at the end of his life, and most of the doors and almost all the door trim was ground down at the same height from a wheelchair rubbing on it for years. Christ, that was a loving tall wheelchair.
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Mar 26, 2024 04:09
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I hate strangers in my bathroom too, but Hitler's reaction was a little extreme. Edit: OK, it turns out Hitler had a history of extreme reactions.
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Mar 29, 2024 16:29
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It's nearly impossible to predict exactly where the disco lights will line up once installed.
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Mar 31, 2024 14:03
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I think the 4" ones are for people who can't be bothered to take the old sheet of drywall down first.
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Apr 22, 2024 19:49
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I assume the d in toolguyd.com stands for "died."
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May 13, 2024 17:21
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