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I feel bad for that "pussy" the way it's being pried open by nasty long fingernails. Kudos on the photo find, that's the kind of thing I come to this thread for, people permanently showing their love of gulping down body fluids dripping out of orifices.
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LingcodKilla posted:drat... I got a tattoo of a lingcod but I swear I'm not a scaly. I just like to catch and eat them. Perhaps wolves taste good. This is not a proper term for people self-identifying as fish 
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Call Now posted:This is not a proper term for people self-identifying as fish Well since fish have no fur....
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Apr 7, 2013 23:36
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My spirit animal is a hagfish. They have neither fur nor scales. We prefer the term slimies.
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LingcodKilla posted:Well since fish have no fur.... Eh, maybe you're right. It doesn't matter anyway, the only fish weird furries identify with is the shark, and they don't even have scales
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Could have used a better font on the first one. At first I thought it said 'chicken oven bitches'
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Kwyndig posted:Could have used a better font on the first one. At first I thought it said 'chicken oven bitches' I read "chicken over buttsex".
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Apr 8, 2013 00:54
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Cover-up means you try to make bad tattoos better, right? Excessive cover-up...  Okay, so effort isn't always put in. 
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Apr 8, 2013 01:24
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I like how he's giving the camera the finger. Because if there's one thing that's edgey, it's Ronald McDonald.
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DorkusMalorkus posted:
This is totally baffling. How on earth can anyone conjure this up?
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Apr 8, 2013 02:02
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I'm betting that square is a reference to Malevich's painting, Black Square.
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Fandyien posted:This is totally baffling. How on earth can anyone conjure this up? At best, it looks like a tacky humour t-shirt you'd get in a touristy part of Europe, and worst it looks like a doodle a teenager would have done to show their friends in the back of a schoolbook in the late 90s. I'm not sure why you'd want that tattooed on you though. 
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Apr 8, 2013 02:10
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That's not even the worst KISS tattoo that I've seen.
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Grrl Anachronism posted:Just showed up on my facebook feed. I guess it could be an rear end with ears (Arsch mit Ohren, a somewhat common German insult).
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Fandyien posted:This is totally baffling. How on earth can anyone conjure this up? They were born in a Family Guy writer's room.
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The Monkey Man posted:That's not even the worst KISS tattoo that I've seen. Am I imagining things or are there several penises on that
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I'm wondering meanwhile, if my brain is trying to trick me into thinking that this isn't just female KISS, but female MINI KISS, or if that is indeed what I'm seeing.
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Lord Colby Jack posted:Okay, so effort isn't always put in. I guess she likes Kazimir Malevich. 
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Colonial Air Force posted:Bea Arthur? I guess she really did star in The Golden Palace.
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Call Now posted:Eh, maybe you're right. It doesn't matter anyway, the only fish weird furries identify with is the shark, and they don't even have scales Actually, sharks do have scales! They are just extremely small, and streamlined toward the tail. If you run your hand along a shark from head to tail, it will feel smooth, but if you rub it tail to head, it will feel like sandpaper! 
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Actually, sharks do have scales! They are just extremely small, and streamlined toward the tail. If you run your hand along a shark from head to tail, it will feel smooth, but if you rub it tail to head, it will feel like sandpaper! I will remember to do this next time I rub a shark. So. Studio Ghibli! Shouldn't be possible to mess up Studio Ghibli, right?       I think this one is intentionally the way it is  http://i.imgur.com/DPaXuYh.jpg Linked this one as potential NWS only because I can't tell what that thing in the middle is.
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It's a human face. Like, on an actual human. I know we don't see them without being covered in lovely tattoos in this thread very often, but still.
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I'm just imaging some goon who has watched so much anime that they get confused when they see an actual human face.
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ThatPazuzu posted:I'm just imaging some goon who has watched so much anime that they get confused when they see an actual human face.  Seriously though, I'm not seeing the face.
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Apr 9, 2013 12:17
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Here, maybe this will help:
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I really want a clear shot of the Japanese wall o' text on his other leg just so I can go into a slavering sperg fit if it's wrong. All I can make out is the first word.
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Found this in the gallery of a local hair salon/tattoo shop.  Those are some busted rear end teeth.
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Fantastisk posted:Here, maybe this will help:  caramelbread posted:Found this in the gallery of a local hair salon/tattoo shop.
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Apr 9, 2013 20:49
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caramelbread posted:Found this in the gallery of a local hair salon/tattoo shop. Looks like the source teeth to me. (not that the tattoo isn't bad) 
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Funhilde posted:Looks like the source teeth to me. (not that the tattoo isn't bad) They're still more crooked and not aligned with the center of the mouth. Also, it's been done pretty well before:  There are way more Cheshire Cat tattoos than I imagined. Some are nice. Others, er  I'll take their word for it that this is even a Cheshire Cat:  Ew?  Interesting concept, awful execution:  And this one isn't bad - I acutally like the colors/style most of all the ones I saw - but holy poo poo that's an awkward chest tat. 
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Silly Hippie posted:And this one isn't bad - I acutally like the colors/style most of all the ones I saw - but holy poo poo that's an awkward chest tat. Gaze into the chest and the chest gazes into you
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Silly Hippie posted:I'll take their word for it that this is even a Cheshire Cat: I think this is supposed to be from the Disney animated movie, and they just picked a terrible frame for it or something (also went to someone with no talent, standards, etc).
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Silly Hippie posted:There are way more Cheshire Cat tattoos than I imagined. Some are nice. Others, er What does this say on the left? I can read "You may have no god" on the right, but I have no idea what the left says after "I'm not"
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uptown posted:What does this say on the left? I can read "You may have no god" on the right, but I have no idea what the left says after "I'm not" "You may have noticed I'm not all there myself" I assume, anyway.
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