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Snicker-Snack posted:That blog is hilarious. Wait, the die/dye error suddenly makes it sexual? Where do you get 'figurines up the rear end' out of that? I mean it's a terrible loving tattoo already, there's no need to make up random poo poo for it to suck.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2013 22:39 |
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I remember an ex-boyfriend was convinced he wanted to get a face tattoo at age 21 or something. "Because my face seems like it needs something." His design wasn't even anything special, it was just some black spikey thing similar to the gentleman in the above photo. I managed to talk him out of it, although now I'm half-wishing I hadn't. It's amazing how many insecure young men decide that what would really improve their life is a permanent stain across their face. Women do this too obviously, but most of the examples in this thread are dudes. I guess face tats are the male equivalent of a boob job.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2013 09:11 |
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Fabulist posted:This is from the album of gross poo poo on the last page, so.. What is happening here? Is that white ink doing.. something? I did not know skin could do that.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 02:30 |
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Jeek posted:It involves chopping off the appendage, right? Because it seems to be a better solution than that... thing. Rotary sanders.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2013 13:07 |
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Sylvyfish posted:It's Felicia from Darkstalkers. Looks more like his leg to me, but legs and arms are both easily covered. I'll take a Darkstalkers character over some tongue-in-cheek internet meme tattoo. Sexualised semi-nude cartoon catgirls are tasteful if they are from a videogame.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2013 03:58 |
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Choco1980 posted:Not to derail, but I have to know more details about this story. I thought Platypus venom wasn't enough to kill humans, just make them hurt like hell for a LONG time. A healthy adult will generally live through a platypus sting. But the OP's dad was stung by two, that might alter things. e. also depends how old he was. And does anyone remember that derail in that other thread about the ikurandji jellyfish, which causes agonising pain that morphine can't touch? Same type of venom, apparently. I would probably die just to get away from that poo poo. Corridor has a new favorite as of 04:50 on Mar 30, 2013 |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2013 04:47 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Actually, sharks do have scales! They are just extremely small, and streamlined toward the tail. If you run your hand along a shark from head to tail, it will feel smooth, but if you rub it tail to head, it will feel like sandpaper! I will remember to do this next time I rub a shark. So. Studio Ghibli! Shouldn't be possible to mess up Studio Ghibli, right? I think this one is intentionally the way it is http://i.imgur.com/DPaXuYh.jpg Linked this one as potential NWS only because I can't tell what that thing in the middle is.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 07:48 |
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ThatPazuzu posted:I'm just imaging some goon who has watched so much anime that they get confused when they see an actual human face. Seriously though, I'm not seeing the face.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2013 12:17 |
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-Inu- posted:I think deadmau5's anime tentacle rape tattoo qualifies here. I know he's worth millions and can basically do whatever the gently caress he wants, but still. Other than the anime it's awesome as hell though. I had no real opinion on the guy before, and now I think he's a fuckhead. The octopus is cool, but why the gently caress would you put rape porn on your arm?
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2013 14:17 |
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hyperhazard posted:What is this supposed to be? A man standing in the woods? I honestly can't tell. I think it's one of those hidden object games.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2013 16:15 |
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Palpek posted:"I had a whole year in Iraq to come up with my ideal geek tat. The great thing is not only does it prove my geekiness, if someone knows who all the characters are it lets me know just how geeky they are." I recognise all the character parts, but would feign ignorance just to not be friends with this guy.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 10:28 |
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I keep remembering that teenager who got pressured by her creepy tattooist boyfriend to get his name tattooed over her entire face. I think the self-realisation and horror should have kicked in by now.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 06:13 |
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InvincibleMadHouse posted:All of these are sadly on a former co-worker of mine: Well if you're gonna get a lovely tattoo, I guess that's the place to get it...
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2013 05:32 |
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HelmetCheese posted:Not that well done but goddamm, it's an awesome idea and I love the concept. You've seriously never encountered the internet's meat obsession? I've had the opposite experience actually. No vegetarians or vegans ever tried to make me into one of them (and there are a LOT of both around this area) but I do run into a lot of dudes going on about strawman vegans, and being all EVERYONE SHOULD EAT MEAT BECAUSE MEAT IS DELICIOUS, IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT YOU ARE A TUMBLR human being etc.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2013 11:21 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Well who the gently caress listens to the Beatles? Everyone got this reference except you
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2013 18:44 |
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Is that meant to be uplifting or terrifying? Or, y'know, implying that she's some incomplete prototype. e. C'mon God, aren't you finished *yet*? I've been waiting around forever! Corridor has a new favorite as of 13:12 on Sep 27, 2013 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 13:09 |
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Rozzbot posted:Animes on your wrists forever Because I hate myself, I want to know exactly how bad this is, so can someone tell me whatever teenaged edgy angst bullshit story is behind these two animes?
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 08:40 |
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So what's going on with that thing's face there, I'm not really sure how octopii anatomy works... gently caress it I'll just scribble some wonkyass outline that's good enough.Crow Jane posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3517179&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=39 Everyone else was convinced it was a troll too... until the next page, where he posts a photo with his username scribbled on an old pizza box. e. On second glance it looks like a temp tat, from the shiny way it wrinkles on the skin surface. I'm going to go with this. Corridor has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Oct 16, 2013 |
# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 04:34 |
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Istari posted:For the sake of my own sanity, I'm just going to assume that the tattoo continues under the shirt. All the tattoos in this thread, and this is the one that fucks with your sanity?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 13:26 |
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Say Nothing posted:Contribution... If you're gonna wear your pants low just to show off your fake ugly leopard print thong, why not just wear a real thong?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 07:04 |
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Say Nothing posted:The classic 'Tinkerbell sitting on her rear end' tattoo. I GIS'd for 'Tinkerbell tattoo' and tried to count how many variations of this I could find. I stopped counting at 60. I shouldprobably be more weirded out by what she's holding, but all I can think is what's wrong with her faaaaaace
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2013 02:15 |
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Say Nothing posted:Lole. Verily, she beyeth the much byloved and most ilystryous Promme Quene.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 11:45 |
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TunaSpleen posted:
There's a cool art nouveau design in there somewhere, I wonder what it was ripped off from.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 14:16 |
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Beastie posted:I'd like to add that this was in a magazine about tattoos. Showcasing an artist's work. Yeah... it's like, the technique is nice and makes it look like paint, but holy loving poo poo everything else
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 03:49 |
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Patchouli Patrol posted:Why is there a young Judge Judy on his shoulder? I was trying to remember when Alec Guinness played a klingon.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 07:27 |
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Wax Dynasty posted:That Death Star That's what that's supposed to be? Christ.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 19:04 |
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Caudance and Addisun? Why are they clawing their way out of his chest?Redfont posted:To be fair I totally see what you were looking at. That arm is very strangely lit. A person with a stupid idea for a stupid thing that would be funny for five minutes is probably not willing/able to pay for quality work
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2013 03:40 |
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# ¿ May 8, 2024 11:59 |
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Creepy chickenfoot hands. Corridor has a new favorite as of 14:12 on Nov 2, 2013 |
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