Tasteless Tattoos: no, you can't wash it off.

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Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I feel bad for that "pussy" the way it's being pried open by nasty long fingernails.

Kudos on the photo find, that's the kind of thing I come to this thread for, people permanently showing their love of gulping down body fluids dripping out of orifices.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 22:32

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 11:14

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I thought it was a variation of "you can't fire me because I quit" that had been run through google translate a few times.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2013 00:03

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

aDecentCupOfTea posted:

These are all on the same girl...

Girl that what?

I was a little too proud of myself for figuring out that W+anchor=wanker.

# ¿ May 1, 2013 23:16

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Pandasmores posted:

I think she meant to put her fingers like that on purpose to make a u. So it's fuq u w anchor

Yeah that part I get and I'm sure she gets a lot of use out of it since nobody likes her.. but what's the punchline to GIRL THAT? Maybe I'm misreading it and it says TWAT. That almost seems more likely.

# ¿ May 1, 2013 23:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

aDecentCupOfTea posted:

Look at the way she's holding her hands, usually when displaying knuckle tattoos you'd do it the other way round, palm down. Not that it makes any more sense but the tattoo is actually "THAT GIRL"

Oh god I'm super retarded. I swear I have a fever and had a long day at work

Sorry, tasteless tattoo thread.

# ¿ May 1, 2013 23:40

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

My dad waited til his 60s to get tattooed. He got a dead bird (from an Irish poem) on one arm and a grumpy looking koala on the other.

# ¿ May 28, 2013 17:52

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

This isn't quite tasteless, but still made me laugh when I was on the train next to this guy earlier this evening:

BROOKYN

# ¿ Jul 13, 2013 02:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Portals posted:

This one looks more like a pillowcase or a napkin than a flag

The White Dragon posted:

I look like a scary Reinstated Hawaiian Nation separatist whose sole goal in life is to kill white people

Post a picture please, I have no idea what this might look like.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 00:41

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Bored posted:

I almost like this one. It's got character and seems to be intentional rather than just the style of a terrible tattoo artist. :shrug:

Snowy has a new favorite as of 04:16 on Jul 29, 2013

# ¿ Jul 29, 2013 04:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

There isn't a single dick anywhere on that fox :colbert:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2013 20:04

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

It doesn't really look any worse than the rest of what we can see.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2013 05:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Don't expect it to keep changing color. And if it does, it's gangrene.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 00:27

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

And certainly not tasteless. C'mon thread, you can do better than that.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2013 04:03

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

hyperhazard posted:

I love this one.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 03:35

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Say Nothing posted:

Maybe it's not done? "You only gently caress the live ones".

# ¿ Dec 11, 2013 02:55

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I liked the switchblade and that gallery event looked like fun :shrug:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 20:34

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

jgrrr posted:

that makes me realize that if i had an outie belly button i'd totally get a goatse tattoo

Just have it done around your rear end in a top hat.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2013 05:46

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

jidohanbaiki posted:

I just saw "We're the Millers" and thought of this thread when one of the characters had lower abdominal "Boner Garage" tattoo. I wish it was real.

I have a lady friend who has "COCKPIT" tattooed in her lower lip.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2014 08:01

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Bored posted:

Everything below Link's waist is hilarious. Either multiple kneecaps or a sweet compound fracture going on with the left leg (on our right) and a porky pig leg for the right leg.

It looks like he's got baggy pants and a boot on his left leg, and nothing on his right.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 02:19

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

LeafHouse posted:

Maybe I should have posted another boring spelling error tattoo or hard to read words.

Or an owl with a giant cock since this is the tasteless tattoos thread, not the crooked lines/grammar nazi thread.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2014 07:01

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Say Nothing posted:

I don't even know what this is supposed to be.

Goatse elbow?

Out of all the nasty tattoos in here, this one makes me feel the most disgusted. Bravo!

It's screaming prolapsed anus even though it has to be (I hope) one of these:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2014 01:11

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

As ugly as those ambigrams can be, that one seemed pretty easy to read as knit/purl :shrug:

# ¿ Mar 14, 2014 01:27

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

bunnielab posted:

I have some old tattoo book that has one like that but it is a tattoo of Poppeye and the dicks line up.

Popeye can gently caress the anime baby vagina.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2014 05:22

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Cool smoking nipple.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 02:15

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

I think it's an owl.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 16:25

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 11:14

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

That's pretty appropriate for a GG Allin tattoo I guess.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 19:18

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