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Say Nothing posted:This thread needs more action. I knew a guy in high school who tattooed a hatchetman and some kind of skull wearing a crown (I think?) onto his own legs, and I now deeply regret not getting a picture. Laocius has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Dec 10, 2013 |
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Say Nothing posted:This thread needs more action. What's that chest scar from? Looks too small for open heart surgery...maybe spleen?
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Dec 10, 2013 19:13
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Krispy Kareem posted:What's that chest scar from? Looks too small for open heart surgery...maybe spleen? If they're cutting at your sternum to remove your spleen, either you're a freak of nature with the spleen in the wrong place, or your surgeon failed Anatomy 101.
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Dec 10, 2013 19:17
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Krispy Kareem posted:What's that chest scar from? Looks too small for open heart surgery...maybe spleen? It's from his common-senserectomy.
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Dec 10, 2013 19:30
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Krispy Kareem posted:What's that chest scar from? Looks too small for open heart surgery...maybe spleen? Pectus excavatum surgery, most likely.
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Dec 10, 2013 19:39
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dijon du jour posted:It's from his common-senserectomy.  And so I'm not just empty quoting:  
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Dec 10, 2013 23:14
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Bored posted:
I sometimes wonder do people purposely misspell these tattoos as some kind of ironic statement.
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Dec 10, 2013 23:31
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ThaShaneTrain posted:Peace frog or get out. Google did not let me down. 
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Dec 10, 2013 23:32
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hyperhazard posted:Google did not let me down. Huh. Never seen a frog with nipples before. Or a belly button, for that matter.
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Dec 10, 2013 23:47
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Dec 11, 2013 02:01
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Maybe it's not done? "You only gently caress the live ones".
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Dec 11, 2013 02:55
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That could work on a stripper.
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Dec 11, 2013 03:58
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Why is this making me laugh so much? Out of all the terrible misspellings I've seen, this one just kills me.
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hyperhazard posted:Google did not let me down. Is ... it supposed to be pregnant? I think I've spent too much time here.
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Dec 11, 2013 05:41
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Marenghi posted:I sometimes wonder do people purposely misspell these tattoos as some kind of ironic statement. There's a shop that specializes in them, actually.
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Dec 11, 2013 06:02
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Let's be fair to this dude: one could argue that we all, in fact, be livin' in ourselves.
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Dec 11, 2013 06:32
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Alright then, someone decipher this! vMusicw Eieecot@l?
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Dec 11, 2013 08:15
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After a good hard minute's look, Music is Freedom. But damned if I'd have gotten that without the notes or your lead on music.
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Dec 11, 2013 08:16
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Dude has obviously never heard of slave spirituals.
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Dec 11, 2013 09:21
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I'd like to present: Bitch Ink  And my personal favourite possibly NSFW for crotch bulge I'm pretty sure this guy is intentionally bad though. He seems to use transfer paper and proper sterilization protocol. Ironic bad tattoos are apparently a thing in Sweden? http://www.blackinkcon.se/
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"I can do all things through Chris who strengths Sre."
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Dec 11, 2013 18:19
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Bad Royal Cuntcess?
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Dec 11, 2013 18:21
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"Phil."
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Dec 11, 2013 18:29
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Choco1980 posted:Bad Royal Cuntcess? Its fun to do joke spellings and all, but yeah, what is this trying to say? "Cuntcess"? The font is pretty clear thats what it says.
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Dec 11, 2013 18:31
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Ah, yes, the gospel according to Phil. 
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Dec 11, 2013 18:37
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Bombadilillo posted:Its fun to do joke spellings and all, but yeah, what is this trying to say? "Cuntcess"? The font is pretty clear thats what it says. Yeah, "Cuntcess". Like a trashy portmanteau of "Princess" and "oval office". Bet she's bad to the bone.
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Dec 11, 2013 19:16
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Yeah, "Cuntcess". Like a trashy portmanteau of "Princess" and "oval office". Bet she's bad to the bone. Why go to the trouble when "Countess + oval office= Cuntess" would have flowed so much better?
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Dec 11, 2013 20:57
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Hellburger99 posted:Why go to the trouble when "Countess + oval office= Cuntess" would have flowed so much better? Because nobody uses "Countess" unless you're from some dirty Slavic country nobody's ever heard of.
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Dec 11, 2013 21:02
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weedchrist posted:I'd like to present: Bitch Ink Wow. Kept scrolling down that facebook page and it gets worse and worse. Except this. This rules. (In a terrible way)  Took me a second but the buffalo on the left is actually a tattoo!!!
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Dec 11, 2013 21:26
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weedchrist posted:I'd like to present: Bitch Ink Yeah. It's kind of interesting looking at the facebook page because you can actually see controlled, lovely-looking lines. The bottem link has a bunch of people with really good tattoos, and their crappy looking ones right under them. I thought there was an American musician who also got lovely looking tattoos on purpose, or am I thinking of the super chill judge from "Ink Master"? I don't mean Steve-O, since his tattoos fall under the category of tasteless but well-done. sporklift posted:Wow. Kept scrolling down that facebook page and it gets worse and worse. Except this. This rules. (In a terrible way)  It's beauuuutiful.
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Dec 11, 2013 21:35
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I kind of love those tattoos in the way I love old school traditional work. It's almost like folk art. In the same vein, I adore Pennsylvania Dutch art. So maybe it's just a taste thing.
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Dec 11, 2013 21:47
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HatfulOfHollow posted:I kind of love those tattoos in the way I love old school traditional work. It's almost like folk art. In the same vein, I adore Pennsylvania Dutch art. So maybe it's just a taste thing. Yeah. A few of them I kinda dug as outsider art.
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sporklift posted:Wow. Kept scrolling down that facebook page and it gets worse and worse. Except this. This rules. (In a terrible way) poo poo, I totally had something for this... Buffalo Bill. Nailed it.
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Bored posted:Yeah. It's kind of interesting looking at the facebook page because you can actually see controlled, lovely-looking lines. The bottem link has a bunch of people with really good tattoos, and their crappy looking ones right under them. I thought there was an American musician who also got lovely looking tattoos on purpose, or am I thinking of the super chill judge from "Ink Master"? Some celebrity recently got a lovely-on-purpose tattoo from some guy in Paris, and various people piled into the thread to lecture us about how we didn't understand his aesthetic.
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Bored posted:Yeah. It's kind of interesting looking at the facebook page because you can actually see controlled, lovely-looking lines. The bottem link has a bunch of people with really good tattoos, and their crappy looking ones right under them. I thought there was an American musician who also got lovely looking tattoos on purpose, or am I thinking of the super chill judge from "Ink Master"? Are you thinking of Ninja from Die Antwoord? 
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Yeah, "Cuntcess". Like a trashy portmanteau of "Princess" and "oval office". Bet she's bad to the bone. Cuntcess: vaginal abscess.
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