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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Heresiarch posted:

it's still missing part of the conversion

ugh, it doesn't matter, nobody other than me cares

Try Storify.com

Sorry for an unauthorized post in the POS

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Heresiarch posted:

both storify and tweetdeck want you to manually add every tweet to the story/timeline, there's no way (that i can find) to pull in a whole conversation and edit it using either tool

i'm just giving up, twitter sucks, i'll cope

Well, here is my half-assed attempt. And that guy is a loving douchebag.

http://storify.com/booktweeting/twitter-bitcoin-debate

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Heresiarch posted:

whoops, there's my answer

thanks for going to the trouble like that

It wasn't a big deal, but don't know how accurate it turned out. If you do a better version, let me know and I'll delete that one.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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There are rumors flying that MtGox is testing butt withdrawals, but lead dev Gavin says that's not what they're doing.

The trading volume is so low that just a couple of people with the wrong info can spike the price.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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BeOSPOS posted:

soooo, wait, a hobo died of cancer in the hobo swamp? didn't the hobo swamp purveyors have a little bit of concern about their hobo customers? like, hey, you're spitting up blood, do you want the bungalow closest to the dumpster??

Nanny statist. Is a man not entitled to the bloody sputum of his own lungs?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

if nobody has a database of vein scans what use are they?

Nobody else keeps a database of vein scans as identifying biometrics, but it's OK for them to do it because trustless economy means not trusting legally incorporated entities, but trusting random anonymous strangers instead because

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

of course NOW they care that roger "Bitcoin Jesus" ver was a convicted felon

and they're also turning against bitcoin jesus 2.0 wonderful

Get out the Bitcrosses!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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TVarmy posted:

Andreas is doing a LIVE Q&A session on how he TOTALLY SAW THIS COMING.

Bitcoin Hong Xiuquan

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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salted hash browns posted:

this is actually a good question, where are my options, forwards, futures, swaps and other esoteric financial derivatives for bitcoin?

surely someone figured out this would be a good way to weasle bitcoiners out of money.

I think Mircea Popescu's porn site financial exchange is or was doing at least some options, and there's also btc.sx. There was something called BitcoinOPX.com that seems to have been stillborn in 2012.

Someone announced the creation of a derivatives trading site on the Bitcointalk forums the day before Goxgate, so who knows if that's going to happen eventually. Of course 'coiners make up their own fantasy- math-based financial products all the time.

The chucklefuck who wiped the AWS virtual machine was Bitomat, which as far as I remember was just an exchange with no fancy features.

AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Feb 26, 2014

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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MeatwadIsGod posted:

I want so badly to drop one of these fuckers off in Victorian England for one day to see how much they really want to live in their FYGM Utopia. I think we can safely add "people who know nothing about history" to the venn diagram.

They think they'd be Scrooge, not Bob Cratchit.

Of course Bob Cratchit had a job and a shabby rented room, so his life was paradise compared to a mudlark's.

AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Feb 26, 2014

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Verdafolio posted:

bitomat, and mtgox have gone bust. have there been any other bitcoin exchanges that have gone under?

congrats to buttcoin for being the longest continuous bitcoin business

Bitcoinica, Tradehill, Bitcoin-24.

Some small exchanges in India were closed by the government.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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theflyingorc posted:

believe it or not the average freeman of the land / sovereign citizen is crazier than the average bitcioner

There are some denizens of the Bitcointalk forums who are both. It's a delightful Reese's peanut butter cup of stupidity.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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On the "how many exchanges have closed so far?" front, I remembered that the Bitcointalk folks had compiled a handy list of giant ripoffs, etc.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

i can't take much more, bitcoin is killing me

I'm long on schadenfreude.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Circular firing squad is circular



also firing


laff index goes up uP UP

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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jony ive aces posted:

i think he meant to type first thing :shobon:

Nah, he's French, so he was probably thinking "à la première heure".

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Yellen went on to say, "Also not regulating Chuck E. Cheese tokens, sperglord!"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

i thought the overstock ceo was a truebuttliver so they were holding them?

He said they might at some point, but they're using BitPay now.

I am sad that I was sleeping while we made fun of Mark's bar mitzvah suit that his mother sent from France.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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From M-T Gox to empty box: a Bitcoiner's journey

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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"Bitcon" is a true and good joke in both English and French

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Also federal investigation of Circle (Square, but with Bitcoin).

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

so apparently tradehill was forced to stop trades in august for some regulatory thing? didn't they shut down years ago? :psyduck:

They shut down in 2012 and reopened in 2013.

Also, dibs on g0+hik 101333+a as my cypherpunk name.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

there aren't many spontaneously generated cults that i can think of. usually they have some sort of leader to draw people in, here people did it all on their own.

peer-to-peer Stockholm syndrome

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Fascist Funk posted:

in what world were people giving gox money and bitcoins involuntarily? :psyduck:

Actually, some of the Bitcoinica clients had their accounts transferred to Gox after Bitcoinica closed. Gox then refused to cooperate with the liquidators appointed by the New Zealand government to get some percentage of Bitcoinica assets back to the creditors.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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killhamster posted:

idk if this is bc of gox or what, but 6 political cartoonists did bitcoin cartoons in the past couple of days

it's beautiful that people from everywhere on the political spectrum can come together and laugh at libertarian shitheads

There was one by Wasserman in the Boston Globe, too. I don't know whether he or Margulies ripped each other off, or if it was just a super-obvious joke.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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infernal machines posted:

actually, he probably fails at business in boring, pedestrian ways too.

"Bitcoin" and "pedestrian" not concepts you usually see together

Is Mom's car out of gas?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Just to continue the Penny Arcade derail for one second, why isn't the hugely fat one drawn as a hugely fat?

Also, "MagicalTux" is a poo poo nym, and I say this as someone with a poo poo nym.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I'm the hungover college student rushing up in the hope of getting free M&Ms and then being sadly disappointed

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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bile bitler

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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laissez les bon temps rouler

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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BobHoward posted:

guess that depends what you consider to be a legit cult of technology, after all scientologists claim elron's teachings are "the tech" and they didn't even call themselves a religion till hubbard wanted to escape taxation (e: though they do function as a religion)

there's also the transhumanist and singularitarian movements

It will not shock you to learn that several of the biggest yaps in Bitcoinistan belong to transhumanists

furries, Randians, monarchists, minarchists, freemen on the land, all united by their love of douchemarks

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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bitkakke

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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They didn't mention in that hideous infographic that the Norwegian guy lost all the butts he didn't cash out for his apartment when Bitcoin-de was seized.

That deposition is loving hilarious. Sometimes it's like Moustakis can't believe that Shavers is such a child. "Oh, I could figure it out if I had my computer here." "So why haven't you done it? You're under court order." "Oh, it would take at least five days."

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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FrozenVent posted:

ftfy

also lol at the guy going up on charge of fraud for hundred mills plus who doesn't get a lawyer

According to someone from bitcointalk who talked with his dad, the parents were desperately trying to get him a lawyer, were ready to mortgage their house, etc.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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poo poo was loving weird 30 years ago, when I was 19. Cold War sucked.

I am loving dying about the Buttcultists' whining about their precious Satoshi. Angry train spotter grandpa.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Though it was a dick move to show his house number, you can get it from whitepages.com, so.

His only trick was to use his birth name instead of his legal name.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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threefive posted:

the dude collaborated with the story. it's not a horror to reveal him if he's aware of what's happening

He told her to go away and called the cops when she brought up Bitcoins, tho. He though she was interviewing him about model trains.

His extended family spilled the beans like mad, on the other hand.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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SynthOrange posted:

How'd he go this long without people just looking up if Satoshi Nakamoto was a real name or not?

They did; all his presence is under Dorian Nakamoto, since that's been his legal name since 1973. Checking immigration records was apparently the breakthrough the reporter made.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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I don't know whether I want this to be the guy or not. "Grumpy train spotting grandpa who lives with his mother" is so perfect. But then I also hate Newsweek.

And then again, look at him. He's like Mr. loving Bean.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

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Boxturret posted:

how is the gibbis thread at 1k pages?

There was a Bitcoin shill. And Petro showed up with his "Bitcoins are going to ruin errthing" hysteria.

I don't even know anymore.

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