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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
thanks for raising the sun again

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CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

Amen

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
Allahu Akbar

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I bring the dawn with blood magick every day.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Dusseldorf posted:

I bring the dawn with blood magick every day.

again, my thanks

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

p.s. gently caress you for betraying the khaleesi you bastard

Bomb-omb Texting
Sep 24, 2009
allahu akbar

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

If there was a god don't you think he would let the sun raise itself so that he could worry about more important things such as making sure that rape murder and cheesesteaks were still alive and well in the world

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



God is the sun. I just blew your mind.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Slightly Toasted posted:

If there was a god don't you think he would let the sun raise itself so that he could worry about more important things such as making sure that rape murder and cheesesteaks were still alive and well in the world

no

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

Why

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
It's probably a lot of fun and makes you feel cool and important to move the sun

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
only a person without hope can believe in a higher power

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
hail gay satan

cheese sandwich
Feb 9, 2009

So you wouldn't find your almighty god above that kind of vanity

Also you don't think he would be sick of it after doing it however many billions of times

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
No hailing gay satan in this thread, thanks.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Slightly Toasted posted:

So you wouldn't find your almighty god above that kind of vanity

Also you don't think he would be sick of it after doing it however many billions of times

No and also no. Raising the sun is cool and also being cool is cool.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
no fuckin way!!

HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!

*gives u the finger then puts up devil horns and wiggles tongue satanically at your shocked face*

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
Raising the sun you say?


SopWATh
Jun 1, 2000
Aum

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

Why blaze it when you can praise it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
praise goku!

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
stay safe poverty ghost

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Thanks a lot, God! :)

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Benedick Cuckold posted:

Thanks a lot, God! :)

thanks fer f*ckin NOTHINg

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

boy, let me tell you something about sky wizards and sperm jacking

it will all make sense, i promise

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
Because of god we get the chance to view the world from a set of eyes. For several, maybe even dozens, of years. That's pretty cool, thanks god.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ocean Book posted:

thanks for raising the sun again

god is a little human being bitch

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ocean Book posted:

Because of god we get the chance to view the world from a set of eyes. For several, maybe even dozens, of years. That's pretty cool, thanks god.

I believe god is real, and also a human being

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
god is a human being and also straight

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBbRYz-C18o

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ocean Book posted:

god is a human being and also straight

Haha Ok, neil gaiman

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

who has god sex with? does god even have genitalia?

it's an interesting philosophical question, you could probably make a nice little paper out of it

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


God made mud. Lucky me, lucky mud. Nice going, God! I certainly couldn't have done it.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lol if you believe in god

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

nighttime is just a day without sun. makes you think

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
The Universe is the Brain of God and Dark Energy is his Alzheimer's

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