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Going where no goon has gone before: away from my couch. Booked a couple weeks from now wish me luck goons pls. If I die then coolest person in this thread gets my plat transferred to them upon death if that's possible even I dunno
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Jun 10, 2014 14:49
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Can I have your couch OP?
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Jun 10, 2014 14:50
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Is this an alibi for your upcoming slender man induced murder spree?
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Jun 10, 2014 14:50
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but really sky diving is cool and i envy you, op
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Jun 10, 2014 14:52
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I hope you die like that handsome Spanish tv chef that the Daily Mail wrote a piece about only because he was a handsome and not one of them ugly foreigners living on welfare and ruining Britain.
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Jun 10, 2014 14:53
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Luvcow posted:Is this an alibi for your upcoming slender man induced murder spree? Slenderman told me if I ever wanted an invite to his cool mansion party I had to do this he's kinda an rear end in a top hat but want in on dat party.
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Jun 10, 2014 14:55
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even if you die you still died cool
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InFlames235 posted:Going where no goon has gone before: away from my couch. Eh, I went skydiving last year =D... Tell me you're doing the Accelerated Free Fall (AFF)??? You take a 6 hour training course before you jump, then you get to jump out on your own the first time. I did this and highly recommend it. Either way it's awesome and something I'd recommend to anyone. You'll love it. Have fun. E: When you get there either way you have to fill out this huge packet and on every page it says "You can literally die from this, and you can't sue us..." and you have to sign every page lol. Don't worry though, you get 2 shoots, each independently packed at separate locations with a 99%+ success rate. Thus, the odds of both of them failing are VERY slim. If you die, it won't be from your shoots failing, it'll be from you being a retard, which is natural selection anyways.
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Jun 10, 2014 14:59
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Pleased forget to wear a parachute
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Romes posted:Eh, I went skydiving last year =D... Tell me you're doing the Accelerated Free Fall (AFF)??? You take a 6 hour training course before you jump, then you get to jump out on your own the first time. I did this and highly recommend it. Either way it's awesome and something I'd recommend to anyone. You'll love it. Have fun. My goony rear end is too scared to do this alone, doing tandem my first time. Rapman the Cook posted:Pleased forget to wear a parachute Whoah whoah someone's not getting my plat if I splat.
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Jun 10, 2014 15:01
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InFlames235 posted:My goony rear end is too scared to do this alone, doing tandem my first time. WHY NOT DO A TANDEM WITH YOUR LATEST SLAM WHALE? IT WILL BE OVER BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT HIT YOU.
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Jun 10, 2014 15:05
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why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
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Jun 10, 2014 15:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p6hqMnsLFY
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THS posted:why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
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I did a tandem jump my first (and so far only) time and it was loving awesome. I want to learn to do solo but 8 people died a few months ago in a plane wreck so it's kinda sketchy (even though I know it isn't).
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Jesus Christ posted:I did a tandem jump my first (and so far only) time and it was loving awesome. I want to learn to do solo but 8 people died a few months ago in a plane wreck so it's kinda sketchy (even though I know it isn't). Glad to hear you had a good time and didn't die i hope to have a similar experience
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Jun 10, 2014 15:32
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dont let the ground hit u on ur way down
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Jun 10, 2014 15:33
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Back in my day you jumped behind enemy lines, firing as you landed, then found some French farmhouse and made it your own as a base of operations to fan out and kill NAZI's. Punks.
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Jun 10, 2014 15:41
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As long as you keep flapping your arms, you'll live. Probably.
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Jun 10, 2014 15:45
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it'll probably go ok. most sky dives do
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pricklypie posted:dont let the ground hit u on ur way down Well eventually I'll need to hit the ground but hopefully it'll be very slowly and with my feet vs super speed with my head.
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InFlames235 posted:Well eventually I'll need to hit the ground but hopefully it'll be very slowly and with my feet vs super speed with my head. Protip: Be sure you're comfortable with all the straps before you jump, specifically the ones around your groin. You don't want to find out something is too tight on the way down.
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i skydive op, its a good time & this:Romes posted:If you die, it won't be from your shoots failing, it'll be from you being a retard, which is natural selection anyways. is 100% true, even chutes failing is usually from retards who don't know how to pack it and try to pack it themselves
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Romes posted:Eh, I went skydiving last year =D... Tell me you're doing the Accelerated Free Fall (AFF)??? You take a 6 hour training course before you jump, then you get to jump out on your own the first time. I did this and highly recommend it. Either way it's awesome and something I'd recommend to anyone. You'll love it. Have fun. Aff is like a 45 minute lesson followed by 3 jumps with 2 instructors, 3 with 1 instructor and then a solo
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One time I was trying to think of the most exciting thing a person could possibly do was and the best I could come up with skydiving on ecstasy, I'd try it myself but I'm fat and I'd probly have a heart attack.
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pricklypie posted:One time I was trying to think of the most exciting thing a person could possibly do was and the best I could come up with skydiving on ecstasy, I'd try it myself but I'm fat and I'd probly have a heart attack. i played GTA5 too!
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Jun 10, 2014 15:57
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did you skydive hosed up in gta? I can't remember
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There's E in gta?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVvJig5wgeE&t=2m57s
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Jun 10, 2014 16:02
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oh yeah
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Luvcow posted:Is this an alibi for your upcoming slender man induced murder spree? Slender man's been taken. You're goona need another SA meme to inspire your killing spree. How 'bout Dickbutt? anyway have fun subjecting yourself to Newtonian physics op
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OP. Dive into another skydiver. 100 points for loss of multiple extremities. 10000 points for loss of all extremities. 1000000 points for splitting a torso in half. 10 points if loss of any extremities from ground impact.
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Jun 10, 2014 16:04
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Oh snap
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Jun 10, 2014 16:04
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i need to stop spending money and get certified already. skydiving is fun
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Also lol if the instructor has to pull your chute during aff
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SaltLick posted:i need to stop spending money and get certified already. skydiving is fun You've done it before sloth bud?
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I remember a episode of king of the hill where Peggy died skydiving and I don't know how she came to life cause it was a cliffhanger.
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Jun 10, 2014 16:28
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I remember that one. I think she landed in some corn and just broke a fuckload of bones
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just remember the cord on your bacpack is yhe SELF DESTRUCT cord dont EVER pull it remember ok stay safe poverty ghost
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