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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
What's in this vegetable dip? Cause I like vegetables. But I try to watch what else I put in...
What? It's just ranch dressing? That's good because... oh, go ahead and get that call.

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Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014
Is that chicken good? I wouldn't know because I haven't had chicken in sooooooo long.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know what's the best? Kale. I put Kale in everything, including my vagina.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I don't eat anything that has a face.

Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
Do you have any idea what that cow had to go through for you to have that hamburger?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uei-v79p1ck&t=32s

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Oh, everything's bacon related? How, um... clever? No, no, that's fine, I'm not really hungry. I'll just have some water... Oh bacon water? And the straws are Slim Jims?...Yeah I'm not much of a meat eater, really don't eat any meat actually... No, I'm serious, stop trying to shove the bacon in my mouth, stop it, come on guys this isn't cool, stop rubbing meat on my face.

Slapdash
Mar 30, 2010
I brought hummus!

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
The one where the guy kills himself and stops forever

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Secks Cauldron posted:

I don't eat anything that has a face.

*serves sea sponge*

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny

Boner Medicine
Feb 1, 2014

NecroMonster posted:

itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny

Nice!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
"My smegma tastes really good, because of my diet."

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
You don't eat cat?

WTF is wrong with you?

naem
May 29, 2011

Rape! Haha r Rape!!

naem
May 29, 2011

wait

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
i for one think animals are very important and deserve our respect and care; we shouldnt eat them just because they taste good and we have evolved to efficiently consume them as part of a meal. i think we should treat animals the way we would treat humans

oh, but migrant workers who pick vegetables under terrible conditions all day for poo poo pay? well they arent people so i dont really think about them at all!

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Cursed Lumberjack posted:



oh, but migrant workers who pick vegetables under terrible conditions all day for poo poo pay? well they arent people so i dont really think about them at all!

Migrant workers taste yummy with guacamole and sour cream

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

SirEvelynTremble posted:

Migrant workers taste yummy with guacamole and sour cream

and for vegetarians you can get the new soy migrant worker, grills just like a steak and half the calories!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

NecroMonster posted:

itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
Sorry no I don't have a lighter, I don't smoke or murder for my food

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
i had morningstar buffalo wings once

really not bad i buy them for a quick snack now and i still consume the flesh

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

A beef dish? Oh, no thank you. I get so ill when I try to eat beef anymore. It must be all those chemicals they put in our meat these days.

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

*is a pale, skinny, insufferable human being*

oh you said "subtle"

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

i'm already a pale and insufferable human being. maybe a vegetarian diet is the thing for me.

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
No thanks.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
Ummmmmmmm I'm actually gay, soooooo

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
Gluten-free people are 100 times worse!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i DO NOT like vegetables ;) ;)

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
Afraid I'll have to pass on this one.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
*starts crying when the chicken is served. stops abruptly when the chicken is covered up. starts again whenever it is revealed, only stopping whenever it is covered again.*

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
Wow, someone call the animal police BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN A MULTIPLE HOMICIDE.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

I literally take a cucumber and unironically shove it up the girls pussy that is currently in bed with me, leaning down to her and whispering into her ear "I am all vegetarian up in you. But for you I will make a special exception. You may have all the sausage I can offer tonight."

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.
*ceases to exist*

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Does that burger taste good Hitler?

Hustle Hound
Oct 21, 2012

all is known
Nah, that isn't really my thing.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
no thank you, i am a vegetarian

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Did you enjoy your murder king whopper?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
*wears a smiths t-shirt*

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spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Wait is there gelatin in this?

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