What's in this vegetable dip? Cause I like vegetables. But I try to watch what else I put in... What? It's just ranch dressing? That's good because... oh, go ahead and get that call.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:22 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:04 |
Is that chicken good? I wouldn't know because I haven't had chicken in sooooooo long.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:22 |
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You know what's the best? Kale. I put Kale in everything, including my vagina.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:23 |
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I don't eat anything that has a face.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:25 |
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Do you have any idea what that cow had to go through for you to have that hamburger?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uei-v79p1ck&t=32s
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:27 |
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Oh, everything's bacon related? How, um... clever? No, no, that's fine, I'm not really hungry. I'll just have some water... Oh bacon water? And the straws are Slim Jims?...Yeah I'm not much of a meat eater, really don't eat any meat actually... No, I'm serious, stop trying to shove the bacon in my mouth, stop it, come on guys this isn't cool, stop rubbing meat on my face.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:29 |
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I brought hummus!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:34 |
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The one where the guy kills himself and stops forever
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:43 |
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Secks Cauldron posted:I don't eat anything that has a face. *serves sea sponge*
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:44 |
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itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:48 |
NecroMonster posted:itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny Nice!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:49 |
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"My smegma tastes really good, because of my diet."
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 06:56 |
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You don't eat cat? WTF is wrong with you?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:00 |
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Rape! Haha r Rape!!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:02 |
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wait
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:02 |
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i for one think animals are very important and deserve our respect and care; we shouldnt eat them just because they taste good and we have evolved to efficiently consume them as part of a meal. i think we should treat animals the way we would treat humans oh, but migrant workers who pick vegetables under terrible conditions all day for poo poo pay? well they arent people so i dont really think about them at all!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:13 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:
Migrant workers taste yummy with guacamole and sour cream
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:19 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Migrant workers taste yummy with guacamole and sour cream and for vegetarians you can get the new soy migrant worker, grills just like a steak and half the calories!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:21 |
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NecroMonster posted:itt youve made a thread and are subtly sneaking in hints that you aint loving funny
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:22 |
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Sorry no I don't have a lighter, I don't smoke or murder for my food
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:25 |
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i had morningstar buffalo wings once really not bad i buy them for a quick snack now and i still consume the flesh
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 07:25 |
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A beef dish? Oh, no thank you. I get so ill when I try to eat beef anymore. It must be all those chemicals they put in our meat these days.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:50 |
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*is a pale, skinny, insufferable human being* oh you said "subtle"
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:56 |
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i'm already a pale and insufferable human being. maybe a vegetarian diet is the thing for me.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 17:59 |
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No thanks.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:03 |
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Ummmmmmmm I'm actually gay, soooooo
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:10 |
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Gluten-free people are 100 times worse!
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:29 |
i DO NOT like vegetables
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:31 |
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Afraid I'll have to pass on this one.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:32 |
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*starts crying when the chicken is served. stops abruptly when the chicken is covered up. starts again whenever it is revealed, only stopping whenever it is covered again.*
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:36 |
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Wow, someone call the animal police BECAUSE THERE'S BEEN A MULTIPLE HOMICIDE.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:40 |
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I literally take a cucumber and unironically shove it up the girls pussy that is currently in bed with me, leaning down to her and whispering into her ear "I am all vegetarian up in you. But for you I will make a special exception. You may have all the sausage I can offer tonight."
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:44 |
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*ceases to exist*
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 18:45 |
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Does that burger taste good Hitler?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:30 |
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Nah, that isn't really my thing.
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:32 |
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no thank you, i am a vegetarian
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:34 |
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Did you enjoy your murder king whopper?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:39 |
*wears a smiths t-shirt*
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:45 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 06:04 |
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Wait is there gelatin in this?
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# ? Jul 1, 2014 19:45 |