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by sebmojo
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i do. i think that would be radically bodacious. i want to see cage fights too, an octagon that politicians can go into. and joe rogan on cspan.
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Oct 7, 2014 01:53
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Jun 2, 2024 07:18
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they try to sell it like it's kayfabe but everyone knows the fights are written by super PACs these days
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Oct 7, 2014 02:00
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- the unabonger
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Welcome back to the ring where international disputes get settled through physical prowess, the RRRROOOOYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE!
Tonight, on the left side of the ring we have the Sultan of Oman, Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaabooooooooooos bin Said al Saaaaiiiiiiiiiid. His opponent, on the right is going to be Emir Sheikh Khaaaaaaliiiiiiifaaaaaaaaa bin Zayed Al Nahyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Tonight they will be sparring it out over booooooooorder secuuuuuuuuuuuuuurity!
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Oct 7, 2014 02:08
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- pogi
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maybe not shoot each other, OP, but I do miss me some good ol' congressional brawls
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Oct 7, 2014 02:40
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Presidental candidates are selected by the trophies. Climb the tower and collect the trophies. one red and gold, the other blue but still as golden..... and like little brethren the silver trophies, also showing they colors. Fight, fight now Congress. Climb and seize the power you seek....
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Oct 7, 2014 02:50
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they should get paddled gaki no tsukai style every time they compromise their principles
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Oct 7, 2014 02:51
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i think they should shoot themselves 
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Oct 7, 2014 02:53
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let's be honest. if they could shoot each other they'd all be dead and then where would we be?
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Oct 7, 2014 02:55
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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*american senator enters Congress*
speaker: Will you fight the Candidate
senator: I surrender to the Candidate
blue gold candidate: an offering of blood for the trophies, we have a doctor on site: 
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Oct 7, 2014 02:58
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by sebmojo
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let's be honest. if they could shoot each other they'd all be dead and then where would we be?
yeah but cage matches tho
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Oct 7, 2014 04:07
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sur ethe first matches will be awesome shoot fights but then some money will change hands and theyll be staged adn maybe more visualky exciting but theyll lose the haert and well be pised off so im more of a fan of a western style quick draw contest
pros: winner easy to pick
cons: loser mihgt not die? so have to shot them again
also both might miss lol i gues sthat would be a draw
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Oct 7, 2014 04:24
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you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
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think of the angriest politician you can
now imagine them with agun
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Oct 7, 2014 04:27
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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republicans will always win though
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Oct 7, 2014 05:25
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Jun 2, 2024 07:18
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Here comes
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think of the angriest politician you can
now imagine them with agun
all the angry insane ones already have guns
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