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:goatdrugs: I think I want to get some goats. They like to climb on things. I had some when I was a kid. They love to browse so I don't have to make sure they always have food. Set up an automatic waterer and this is very low effort maximum chill pets. Plenty of thorn bushes and stuff for them to eat. Problem is the Coyotes are around. I hear them howling at night. A decade ago I saw a pack hanging out it the back yard for a few days at night. Many years ago I saw a mountain lion. The vet also so one so I am not crazy. There could be bears but I have not seen them. Bears are sneaky. But I want the goats. And I need to build a thing for them to climb on.

I found these on the internet because I am subbed to r/goats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chly8OBEyTI

http://gfycat.com/HonoredFixedAmoeba











What do you think BYOB?

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
do you ahve room for goats?

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Al Borland posted:

do you ahve room for goats?

yes

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bacalou


my friend raises goats and he hates them

Al Borland

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can you set up some kind of defense for goats from the lions and coyotes?

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Al Borland posted:

can you set up some kind of defense for goats from the lions and coyotes?

maybe. This is the question that haunts my dreams.

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Al Borland

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crust munch posted:

my friend raises goats and he hates them

This is something to consider too.

Goats may be nice to look at from afar. But what about actually having them around and caring for them?

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Al Borland posted:

This is something to consider too.

Goats may be nice to look at from afar. But what about actually having them around and caring for them?

I had goats when I was in middle school and they are relatively low maintenance. With an automatic waterer and a wooded area to browse. I used to go out there and pet the goats and watch them climb up on climbing structure that was built for them and jump off. But maybe Al Borland is right. Give up on your dreams as they are just nostalgia leading only to hard work and sorrow.

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bacalou


my friend has a goat that runs up and screams at you every time she sees a person and she is afraid of the dark and screams at night in terror

fuck. marry. t-rex

Get goats and then a single mule or alpaca to guard dog them

fuck. marry. t-rex

You could Def do worse then buying some cute goats for the hell of it

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you really get my goat op! haha naw you don't it'd be cool to get goats my folks want them lemme know how it goes

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taking care of them during winter is the hard part

Looke

goats are bad, get a chicken instead

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i'll get your goat. ha ha. by annoying you. getting your goat. get it?


weird toppings guy posted:

goats are bad, get a chicken instead

yeah. they bloat up real easy and die as well. chickens are a better call especially if you are new into this whole animal handling thing

BIG BIC SQUAD
Pygmy goats are great, they are small and adorable and require less food/water

bacalou


raise alpacas and sheer them then sell the fur

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weird toppings guy posted:

goats are bad, get a chicken instead

chickens destroy the vegatables

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maybe I should have a big pen to raise goats, sheep, chikcens, and BYOB forums poseters?

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mycophobia

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Vynar posted:

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those ducks are not following proper water slide safety procedures.

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if i had a yard id get some fainting goats and maybe a cap gun

darthzeta88

by Pragmatica
Goat uses.

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*heh* i got a goat for ya

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god drat it

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Past two posts: No.

Edit: Or I guess the two above mycophobia.

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no this is wrong and offensive to drilldo squirt

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darthzeta88

by Pragmatica

Vynar posted:

no this is wrong and offensive to drilldo squirt

Only registered members can see post attachments!

i am he

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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



Qwerinty posted:

Past two posts: No.

Edit: Or I guess the two above mycophobia.

:hf:

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
Get out. Go play with your spreadsheet spaceship.

Edit: Not lad, but I'm sure that was clear

Qwerinty fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 19, 2015

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Chill Ross you have to understand the pain he is going through.

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gbs is spreading, send aid

fuck. marry. t-rex

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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



seriouspost we used to hgave 2 old goats and they were p chill you put food up beside the window and theyd lick the window, hilarious when i was like 9

ulvir

hey BYOB here are some actually cute goats. I won't let these two jerks ruin a good thing.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62rkHYv6tB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3CWpT010Pc

ulvir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujac8wi39vw

(I'm so sorry)

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get fainting goats, so if they go mad with power you'll have a ready to abuse weakness where they go stiff and fall over if they hear loud noises

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