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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgOw1jV1e7c&t=11s

AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7rRkLvpwE8&t=2s

here's a hot take from BBP:

quote:

Did you really do this to me, Cardinals? Did you really lose to Landry Jones? I don�t understand. I don�t understand why nothing good can happen to me. I had to watch Brandon Weeden play for my team, but I found joy elsewhere. Watching the Cardinals throatstomp bad teams was glorious. Imagine the twinkle in my eyes when I saw a team that was running up the score on the 49ers was facing the Steelers. There aren�t many things in life that bring me joy, but a bunch of fat assholes with their terrible towels slumped over in shame as their team gets curbstomped is one of them. You took that away from me, Cardinals. You took away the one inkling of happiness in that week. I keep calling Arians a wizard, but I gotta say I really loving hate this trick.

No matter where I go, my life spirals into sadness at the hands of some sort of sorcery. If it�s not football related, it�s my single coworker, Katie. Bruce Arians casts a loving Memory Charm on his team and makes them all forget how to play football for a week, and Katie casts a spell on me: you�re a Bibbidi Bobbidi Brother to me and I don�t want to ruin our friendship.

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isn't the same:

Fine Wine Club: Activate!

Speaking of old folks: Steve Smith Sr. only needs 128 yards to hit 13,900 and make it to the top-10 all time. Good luck, hope it all comes in garbage time or next week.

Also, and totally not relevant, cards are 2-8 in home MNF appearances since moving to Arizona.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w

:suicide:

Today's Game is brought to you by Civic Duty :siren:

Winkie01 posted:

Good job rear end in a top hat, I was going to do the GDT and give everyone a update on my Jury Duty experience.

Here is my Jury Duty Experiance. It loving sucks walked in got my sweet rear end government check for 45 bucks along with the other 60ish potential jurors ( Christ how much money is wasted on this all over the country?) Spent a hour doing absolutely nothing judge came in and said they settled the cases at the last moment and dismissed us..... then said we have to be there at 10 am tomorrow for Jury selection again.

Hope I am not too hungover at 10 am does anyone know if I get paid again tomorrow?

Qwijib0 fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Oct 26, 2015

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:27

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:10

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Cardinals? Just!
Ravens? Probably still the most Evil team.
I think you know who I want to win.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:43

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Wanna see some classic cardiac cards tonight.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:54

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Good job rear end in a top hat, I was going to do the GDT and give everyone a update on my Jury Duty experience.

Here is my Jury Duty Experiance. It loving sucks walked in got my sweet rear end government check for 45 bucks along with the other 60ish potential jurors ( Christ how much money is wasted on this all over the country?) Spent a hour doing absolutely nothing judge came in and said they settled the cases at the last moment and dismissed us..... then said we have to be there at 10 am tomorrow for Jury selection again. :smith:

Hope I am not too hungover at 10 am does anyone know if I get paid again tomorrow? I haven't even had time to masturbate today between the court house and catching up on the TFF threads sitting here making some BBQ Teriyaki chicken from Trader Joe's...today has sucked

Winkie01 fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Oct 26, 2015

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:55

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Winkie01 posted:

Good job rear end in a top hat

added to op

# ? Oct 26, 2015 23:59

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Qwijib0 posted:

added to op

Thanks budy

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:00

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

Winkie01 posted:

Thanks budy

cheers champ.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:01

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

"Carson Palmer hasn't ever really had the talent around him."

:stare:

Get hosed.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:02

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I honestly can't remember the last time the Bengals had a bad offensive line. Palmer always had talent round him. 2010 was on him as much or more than anyone else.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Eifert Posting posted:

"Carson Palmer hasn't ever really had the talent around him."

Get hosed.

Chris Henry's tears run like water off a pickup truck bed.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:06

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Hoo boy not looking forward to my team being utterly destructed at MNF

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:10

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Dilfer just did a great job explaining playbook problems with different OC's each year.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:11

Popy: Feb 19, 2008

Go Card. Rub off some of that winning magic onto the Suns plz.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:39

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

A close loss to a bad team leading into an unforeseeable win against a match up nightmare is pretty much the most Ravens thing imaginable. But not this year my friends not this year.

Tonight'll be like visiting the ostrich exhibit there's gonna be so much bird rape.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:39

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

So Justin Tucker is totally different than you'd expect a kicker to be.

He's really loving annoying and a total goober.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:39

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

^^^
Justin? Cause yeah, he's very annoying. He refers to himself and the kicking team as "The Wolf Pack".

Kalli posted:

Dilfer just did a great job explaining playbook problems with different OC's each year.

Doesn't help that said OCs are have nearly all been sub-par.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:40

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

I think the Ravens might win this one but I will put my money where my mouth is on that one. I *will* quote this post, though, and act like a prophet if I'm right.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:53

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

i dont think even the monday night countdown guys care about come on man anymore

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:09

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Quest For Glory II posted:

i dont think even the monday night countdown guys care about come on man anymore

loving finally

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:10

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Winkie01 posted:

Good job rear end in a top hat, I was going to do the GDT and give everyone a update on my Jury Duty experience.

Here is my Jury Duty Experiance. It loving sucks walked in got my sweet rear end government check for 45 bucks along with the other 60ish potential jurors ( Christ how much money is wasted on this all over the country?) Spent a hour doing absolutely nothing judge came in and said they settled the cases at the last moment and dismissed us..... then said we have to be there at 10 am tomorrow for Jury selection again.

Hope I am not too hungover at 10 am does anyone know if I get paid again tomorrow? I haven't even had time to masturbate today between the court house and catching up on the TFF threads sitting here making some BBQ Teriyaki chicken from Trader Joe's...today has sucked

Look forward to your $45 check tomorrow.

Also most jobs usually have some jury duty compensation policy, so you should check into that.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:12

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

Quest For Glory II posted:

i dont think even the monday night countdown guys care about come on man anymore

Speaking as someone who hates basketball more than death and taxes and, that said, it's no Shaqtin a fool.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:13

Popy: Feb 19, 2008

bring back Jacked UP but use it to educate Highschool football players about concussions.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:14

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Winkie01 posted:

Good job rear end in a top hat, I was going to do the GDT and give everyone a update on my Jury Duty experience.

Here is my Jury Duty Experiance. It loving sucks walked in got my sweet rear end government check for 45 bucks along with the other 60ish potential jurors ( Christ how much money is wasted on this all over the country?) Spent a hour doing absolutely nothing judge came in and said they settled the cases at the last moment and dismissed us..... then said we have to be there at 10 am tomorrow for Jury selection again.

Hope I am not too hungover at 10 am does anyone know if I get paid again tomorrow? I haven't even had time to masturbate today between the court house and catching up on the TFF threads sitting here making some BBQ Teriyaki chicken from Trader Joe's...today has sucked

Every time in my life I've gotten a jury duty notice I've called them and said I was about to start a jail sentence. It gets deferred to infinity and I've been excused every time.

GO CARDS, WIN FOR RAMADU'S BIONIC NUT!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:15

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Infidel Castro posted:

Look forward to your $45 check tomorrow.

Also most jobs usually have some jury duty compensation policy, so you should check into that.

I am self employed :negative:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:15

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Winkie01 posted:

I am self employed

Quit the GIF factory and started making high quality loops on your own huh?

ps go Ravens whatever i guess

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:17

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

Winkie01 posted:

I am self employed

Just write yourself a post dated check for whatever your average annual take home is divided by your working days.

And don't cash it until the year 3000.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:17

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Go the wandering cardinals

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:21

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

To be fair we've been lucky in close games the past two years. The 2013 Ravens were possibly worse than this. apparently investing zero resources into the offensive side of the ball for 5 years and never trying to attract competent coaching talent are not recipes for long term success.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:22

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

where's kawalimus. kawalimus do you enjoy bird team battles more than other games

kawal'mus

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:22

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Great graphics guys

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:23

Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

To be fair we've been lucky in close games the past two years. The 2013 Ravens were possibly worse than this. apparently investing zero resources into the offensive side of the ball for 5 years and never trying to attract competent coaching talent are not recipes for long term success.

Basically bet it all on that year and it came up lucky. Not complaining but holy poo poo, the Ravens need to get better coaches and recievers.

e: I'm a Ravens fan but I kind of hope the Cards win it for Ramadu.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:24

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

That is quite a trio of receivers. No worries, Baltimore's no-name secondary will have them off the field in seconds.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:24

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

I'm really digging this edited karaoke version of Shoot To Thrill

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:24

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

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# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:24

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

PrinceRandom posted:

Great graphics guys

Those layoffs are already starting to hurt.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:24

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Eww

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:25

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Fake Journey.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:25

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

go Cardinals

I dont like the Seahawks feeling they can make the playoffs

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:26

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Good luck Ravens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

That's not Steve Perry. What is this poo poo?

# ? Oct 27, 2015 01:26

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