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Welcome to the neverending Something Awful Everest thread! Everest is the highest mountain on Earth. 8848 metres of rock. It was first knowingly ascended by Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hilary in 1953. Since then more than 4000 people have summitted, and around 250 have died trying. A lot of those people are still up there, and have become landmarks for other hopeful climbers. The most notable one is known affectionately as 'Green boots', and resides in a cave close to the summit. Dorje Morup aka Green Boots There is a lot of controversy about the bodies on Everest, and every year people ask why they can't get the bodies down. For a start, even though climbing Everest is much 'easier' these days thanks to modern technology, you are still battling conditions at an altitude of cruising jets, with 30% of the oxygen you are used to. Your body is actively eating itself and you have to climb A fixed line that is also being used by loads of other climbers of varying skills, under an incredibly strict time window. It is not a place where rescues happen easily, let alone chipping decades old bodies from a rock face. The air is too thin for helicopters - the highest ever rescue took place in 2013 and that was a struggle at 7000 metres. Everest has been a source of fascination for me since the first thread I read on SA back in 2011, and I have read and digested more than I care to remember. A good place to start is to read 'Into thin air' by Jon Krakauer which is about one of the most famous years on Everest. 1996 was the year that 15 people died, 8 in one night when they were caught in a terrible storm. It was made into a tv movie and was made into a movie which wasn't quite as good as it could/would/should have been, but did have some Barely Noticeable shots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZQVpPiOji0 2006 was another bad year, with another large death toll, including one David Sharp who was stranded next to Green Boots and left to die while people passed him by to get to the summit. The 2006 year has a lot of footage available for us to watch, as there were at least 2 tv crews up there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZLCIpovtkU This is a good tv show but you will hear a LOT about Tim Medvitz's injuries. Also 'Ever-ever-ever-ever-rest rest rest' There are 3 seasons of this, the first two are definitely the Most Unexceptional. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_CMD4R0ufk This series follows some guys from the British army attempting to try to climb the quite frankly MODERATELY UNCOMFORTABLE West Face, which has only been successfully climbed by 19 people, and it has killed 21 people. 2014 was hotly anticipated by goons after some notable failures in previous years, including this unfortunate Canadian Lady in 2012 who photoshopped herself into some mountain scenes as part of her climbing preparation. It didn't end well. Unfortunately for everyone the 2014 season was abruptly cut short when an avalanche killed 16 sherpas, making it the deadliest year in Everest's history. The remaining Sherpas refused to work out of respect for their colleagues, and probably knowing it was next to impossible to do without them, all expeditions were cancelled. This included a crazy bastard who wanted to Base Jump from the summit. 2015....well, terrible for everyone. There was a massive earthquake which devasted Nepal, and also set off an avalanche which swept through base camp killing 18 people, and taking out 21 in total. This effectively closed the mountain for the season, and fairly as the sherpas needed to get back to their family and look after their own. There is a lot of MODERATELY UNCOMFORTABLE footage of the avalanche on YouTube to peruse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JC_wIWUC2U So, bring on the climbers!! The avalanches!! The endless arguments about why they can't 'put a slide at the summit'!! Also feel free to talk about other mountains, such as Everest's slightly smaller but much angrier cousin, K2, known affectionately as 'The Killer Summit' - it will eat you and Figuratively chew you up, depositing your remains at its feet. Also caving, diving and any other sort of extreme sport which we can get freaked out by. I have a youtube playlist with some more mountain documentaries on here- http://www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...BnY01-OKSEuG1eT Previous Threads- 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 I can't wait. Oh, and mountain pug! An Barely Noticeable computer game! Xibanya posted:Time for the full pitch DOWNLOAD IT HERE ======================= THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS THREAD We are morbid fuckers and there will be tasteless jokes, , pictures of dead bodies and general disrespect for the dead. Climbing this mountain is something that really ceased to be necessary after Norgay and Hilary summitted to anyone other than scientists, doctors and researchers who can test effects of high-altitude and the like. It is dangerous, unpredictable (as the last few years in particular have shown) and there isn't really much honour in getting local people to do all the heavy lifting for you for an embarrassingly small amount of money. Remember this, and if you find it offensive, well. You're in the wrong forum really. Rondette fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Apr 12, 2018 |
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Ahh bugger, I forgot about the icon. Any way that can be changed?
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:12 |
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Mount Olympus on Mars, now that's a rock for real climbers.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:12 |
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As posted in the last thread: First goon to die from mt dew and cheetos withdrawal at everest base camp 2016 here I come...if no one else beats me to that before november. p.s. bonus picture of what the trekk will most likely look like elwood fucked around with this message at 14:40 on Jan 30, 2016 |
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Welcome back, dear thread. The last 2 years have been a bust for different reasons - let us hope that hubris is back to having the biggest death toll again.
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elwood posted:As posted in the last thread: Yeah I'm genuinely excited to have a Goon go up there! Be sure to take lots of piccos pls.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:16 |
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Rondette posted:Yeah I'm genuinely excited to have a Goon go up there! Be sure to take lots of piccos pls. I don't think I'm the fist one. IIRC there was someone else who posted pictures a few years back in one of the old threads.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:22 |
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elwood posted:As posted in the last thread: RIP friend.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 13:44 |
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elwood posted:As posted in the last thread: Goon speed goon friend. Post plenty of updates before you die and become a goon legend!
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:35 |
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These threads have given me a lot of insight into human stupidity and short-sightedness. Here's to a new year!
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 14:44 |
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I recommend reading these articles by BBC; they are about 'Green boots' and dying up there. http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151008-the-tragic-story-of-mt-everests-most-famous-dead-body http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151008-the-graveyard-in-the-clouds-everests-200-dead-bodies
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:05 |
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quote:We are morbid fuckers and there will be tasteless jokes, a death pool, pictures of dead bodies and general disrespect for the dead idk if gbs can handle that
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:16 |
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Everytime I'm reminded of that dumb Canadian broad I laugh, then get really annoyed that me and her shared a nationality.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:20 |
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I unironically hope that this year's death toll tops last year and maybe people will stop climbing this stupid mountain as a vanity experience.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:25 |
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i hope rich people never stop killing themselves attempting a vanity experience
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:39 |
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Everest is basically where rich white people go when they have a mid-life crisis and want to "make their life mean something" so they pay a bunch of sherpas like 100 grand to push them up a mountain. It's really dumb.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:46 |
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I watched Everest recently. It might have been more powerful if I didn't already know who would die and which Texan would end up with flipper hands.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 15:55 |
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Xibanya posted:Hi guys, I made a video game based on the Everest mock threads. If you'd like to play it, you can get it here: http://slamfighter.com/download This didn't get the attention it deserves in the old thread. It's a slooooooow download though.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:07 |
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What was the Canadian lady's name?
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:12 |
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Shriya Shah-Klorfine
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:21 |
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I usually lurk these threads but let me voice that they're always interesting, save the parts where morally indignant whiners cry about the thread so post on everestcrew
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:28 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Everest is basically where rich white people go when they have a mid-life crisis and want to "make their life mean something" so they pay a bunch of sherpas like 100 grand to push them up a mountain. It's really dumb. if you're that rich that you can blow 100k on something like that, it would def give you something to brag about to your rich friends so i kinda get it
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:31 |
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At this point, I'd consider climbing Everest and leaving your pampered first-world carcass to rot in a crevasse is comparable to littering.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:33 |
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Oh hey Everest thread, are people actually gonna be crazy enough to try and climb Everest after the last two years? I'm sure some people will be! Did K2 do anything crazy to people last year? I never heard much about it. More importantly is the Australian kid who got her book deal in advance going back this year?
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 16:36 |
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King Vidiot posted:At this point, I'd consider climbing Everest and leaving your pampered first-world carcass to rot in a crevasse is comparable to littering.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:04 |
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elwood posted:As posted in the last thread: you are so loving dead dude
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:06 |
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King Vidiot posted:At this point, I'd consider climbing Everest and leaving your pampered first-world carcass to rot in a crevasse is comparable to littering. littering is bad though, unlike dying at the roof of the world like an rear end in a top hat
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:15 |
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If the last two years haven't turned narcissists off climbing this stupid mountain, the only thing that will convince them is if it loving explodes or something.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:15 |
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www posted:you are so loving dead dude "I'm gonna live forever!" -- RIP elwood 2016
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:21 |
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Rondette posted:Welcome to the 6th Annual Something Awful Everest thread! cuck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:23 |
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elwood posted:As posted in the last thread: RIP
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The 2013 version of this thread is responsible for my love of climbing. Because of it I ended up reading a bunch of Ed Viesturs' books, visiting my local climbing gym, and transforming from a fat gently caress into someone who can lead climb 5.11+ routes. I'm taking my first to Utah this year to climb some red rock. However, I hate cold, so you'll never see me on an actual mountain.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:30 |
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Judakel posted:RIP From walking to base camp and back in 3 weeks? I hope not. I'm neither wealthy nor stupid enough to climb that stupid mountain. I'm just walking to base camp have a look around (there will be nothing there really in november), walk up Kalla Patthar for some nice views and turn around back to Lukla.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:33 |
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everest is collapsing into the subterranean realm of agartha this year and its taking everyone in the vicinity with it, so the joke's on you, fool.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:37 |
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That photoshop/corpse combo, jesus tits.
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elwood posted:From walking to base camp and back in 3 weeks? I hope not. I'm neither wealthy nor stupid enough to climb that stupid mountain. I'm just walking to base camp have a look around (there will be nothing there really in november), walk up Kalla Patthar for some nice views and turn around back to Lukla. be sure to bring plenty of supplies and be nice to the people but poo poo on the rich jerks. also you should steal green boots's boots
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:52 |
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I think these threads are cursed
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:59 |
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Happy Hedonist posted:The 2013 version of this thread is responsible for my love of climbing. Because of it I ended up reading a bunch of Ed Viesturs' books, visiting my local climbing gym, and transforming from a fat gently caress into someone who can lead climb 5.11+ routes. I'm taking my first to Utah this year to climb some red rock. However, I hate cold, so you'll never see me on an actual mountain. One day you will gently caress up your protection or thread a rope from the wrong side and your last thought will probably be that Something Awful killed you. RIP buddy.
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# ? Jan 30, 2016 17:59 |
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This just in: according to wikipedia, Green Boots is AWOL, presumed buried or moved. Or eaten, idk. What are they gonna call the cave now?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Boots On another note, what did everyone think of the latest Everest film, Everest (2015)?
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Last thread almost made it to the hundred page summit before running out of time and expiring, its body entombed in Comedy Purgatory to serve as a landmark for future threads.
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