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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


This Raw, and thread, is in tribute to Daniel Bryan, who on this day retired from in-ring action


https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/696844366766149632

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdWqwNMAMt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qmZJh0zhu4
https://twitter.com/WWEShop/status/696864138614730752




* Raw opens with Steph. Contract signing between Brock, Dean, and Reigns. Brock takes both out after the deal's signed.
* Dolph rolls up and pins Owens, with feet on the ropes
* Charlotte submits Alicia with a figure 8. Charlotte defends against :siren: brie mode :siren: at FastLane
* Miz TV with Styles and Jericho ends in Miz getting beat up by both, and staredown between Styles and Jericho
* Bray pins Ryback via Sister Abigail, and the Family takes out Ryback post-match. SHOW YOUR FACE
* Adam Rose pins Titus via roll up
* Ambrose and Brock brawl. Reigns comes out, Dean lowblows Brock and limps away
*

wyoak posted:

Achilles' heel
Samson's hair
Smaug's underbelly
Brock's balls
* Del Rio and Rusev defeated Kalisto and Sin Cara (Del Rio stomped and pinned Kalisto)
* Tamina pins Becky via superkick
* Usos and Dudleys defeat New Day and Mark Henry after Henry commits betrayal and Big E gets 3D'd. Post-match, Dudleys kick the Usos' asses and put them through tables.
* Bryan does his speech. The whole thing should eventually be posted in this thread (ed: http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x3r2o7v?syndication=114459?logo=0&autoPlay=1&quality=720), and if/when it is, please loving watch it. All of it. Thanks.

Farewell, Daniel. It's been a hell of a ride <3

CHAMP ROLL CALL
WWEWHC HHH
US Kalisto
IC Ambrose
Divas Charlotte
Tag New Day
GOAT Daniel Bryan
GOLD
GOD

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Feb 9, 2016

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abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
if wwe's theory was that they could put out an abysmal Raw because no one would remember it by the next morning, they were right

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

New Sharif in Town posted:



TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/696913055456763904

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
Thank you, Daniel Bryan.

Valentin
Sep 16, 2012

i sincerely hope that concussion factory daniel bryan actually retires from wrestling and does not reappear in 2 years in the temple/impact zone/korakuen.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

:smith: what a mark :smith:

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
When I say US y'all say O

US!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Man, Daniel Bryan was cool as hell. I'm gonna miss that guy, IMO.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i wish the stuff i like didn't ruin peoples' brains i guess

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Tears

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

I stayed up until 4:30 so I could be sad as hell before I went to sleep.

Love you, D-Bry.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Goodbye Bryan, enjoy retirement and thanks for all the memories :unsmith:

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
I love you daniel bryan

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Goodbye Bryan, enjoy retirement and thanks for all the memories :unsmith:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Daniel's so freaking great.

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

I hope he comes back as a trainer or authority figure someday; not soon, but someday.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Daniel Bryan was the best wrestler in the world.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

all aboard the KANE train

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Roasted Donut posted:

Thank you, Daniel Bryan.

Says it all.

Gonna miss him but I hope he has a wonderful, happy, healthy retirement.

Valentin
Sep 16, 2012

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

all aboard the SMARTEST MAN DANIEL BRYAN HAS EVER MET, KANE train

ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
Op needs to add link to "Ascension Ceremony" that Daniel mentioned in his speech, that was a great Raw. Also glad Dudley's went heel, they really sucked as faces.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug

Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

all aboard the KANE train

WHERE IS KANE

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

ESPN put it on their ticker

They called him Brian Lloyd Danielson :smith:

Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








uh so are they not going to let us know how roman reigns feels about all this in extra EXTRA overrun??

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



this is sad



I am sad



:(

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
That was an awesome speech and Daniel Bryan loving rules

cams
Mar 28, 2003


when he goes to njpw, i wonder if it follows a divorce

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

ESPN put it on their ticker

They called him Brian Lloyd Danielson :smith:

No way that is awesome and sad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
But what of the Big Dawg

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Also I loved the Dean/Brock stuff a lot.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I am going to watch a 3 and a half hour show from years ago just to see this guy wrestle

I like him that much.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

What prompted the "that's what she said" chant? I momentarily stepped out of the room and missed it.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
I've kind of been watching WWE in the hopes that D Bry would come back. Now that I know he isn't I don't really care anymore.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Someone seems to have forgotten Rock, This Is Your Life

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*
Really a great career. I think it only seems truncated because he started so young and was so good so fast. Hope he has many good years of planting kale and naming his children dumb things ahead of him.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


RIP Brian "Lloyd Boner" Danielson

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

MacDougall posted:

I've kind of been watching WWE in the hopes that D Bry would come back. Now that I know he isn't I don't really care anymore.

He said he was going to gently caress Brie a lot and the crowd did the "yes" chant and he said "That's what Brie says!"

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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

ZDar Fan posted:

What prompted the "that's what she said" chant? I momentarily stepped out of the room and missed it.

The crowd was chanting YES, and Bryan said "That's what Brie says ALL THE TIME"

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