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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost





logikv9 posted:

tfw germany recognized the armenian genocide



WE ARE LIVE CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE RESULTS c/o the Guardian




Hello and welcome to the final set of democratic primaries in which 99.5% of the regular pledged delegates will finally be bound. (The remaining 20 delegates will be in the Washington DC primary next week :unsmigghh:)

There are 6 contests scheduled for today:

New Jersey has 126 delegates up for grabs in a semi-closed primary. Polls will close at 8 PM Eastern - HILLARY WINS
New Mexico has 34 delegates up for grabs in a closed primary. Polls will close at 9 PM Eastern - HILLARY WINS
South Dakota has 20 delegates up for grabs in a semi-closed primary. Polls will close at 9 PM Eastern in the eastern half of the state, 10 pm Eastern in the west - HILLARY WINS
Montana has 21 delegates up for grabs in an open primary. Polls will close at 10 PM Eastern
North Dakota has 18 delegates up for grabs in an open caucus. Polls will close at 10 PM Eastern in the eastern half of the state, 11 pm Eastern in the west - BERNIE WINS
California has 475 delegates up for grabs in a semi-closed primary. Polls will close at 11 PM Eastern

Sure technically, Hillary has been preemptively called the nominee by the AP and every other major media outlet, but there's still primaries to be won, though that killed any more effort I put into this thread

anyway here's something that is smarter than Sanders staying in until the convention

https://twitter.com/LeticiaVee/status/739586747303104512

here is a picture of the Sanders campaign now:


rip kimbo



Full meltdown: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/it-wasnt-racist-he-was-calling-attention-to-racism-cnn-trump-panel-goes-off-the-rails/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK has issued a correction as of 13:09 on Jun 8, 2016

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Sanders is going to get 50.8% of the vote in California tomorrow and Fadel Castro is going to personally call him to thank him for his revolution.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



THIRD

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I can't wait for Bernie to finally go away

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/740024772457828353

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm glad this gay primary will soon be officially over

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

logikv9 posted:

i'm glad this gay primary will soon be officially over

I thought this day would never come. Hallelujah.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

:toot:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDLiVwpv89s

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

triple sulk posted:

I can't wait for Bernie to finally go away

But what of his followers?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

clinton will get 69 percent in california and 420 delegates, somehow

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I

FEEL

FINE

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

Sanders is going to get 50.8% of the vote in California tomorrow and Fadel Castro is going to personally call him to thank him for his revolution.

Inshallah.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



logikv9 posted:

i'm glad this gay primary will soon be officially over

If Bernie wins DC it means he's practically in the White House so get foonbooking phacebnakning he's gonna do it

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

weekly font posted:

If Bernie wins DC it means he's practically in the White House so get foonbooking phacebnakning he's gonna do it

DC is almost 50% black so :laffo:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



I can't wait to hear about how Bernie's gonna win in November as a write in/my protest vote for Bernie will rise up/[insert inane drivel here] from the #bernieorbust crowd.

Dr Dracula
Oct 30, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Grimey Drawer
IT'S KYOON CENTRAL BABY

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

A Winner is Jew posted:

DC is almost 50% black so :laffo:

that's racist!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dr Dracula posted:

IT'S KYOON CENTRAL BABY

Kyoon Walled City

Dr Dracula
Oct 30, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Grimey Drawer

the spice must flow lol

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
Tomorrow, the socialist revolution will be buried by a corporate spokeswoman.

:ussr: :911: :anarchists:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Onward Hillary, go get your 370 Electoral Votes

The Glumslinger has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Jun 7, 2016

Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Is this actual data or projected based of polls?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Xandu posted:

Is this actual data or projected based of polls?

Actual data.

With today's returns, it's up to 3.1 million, still 68% 55+ (compared to 41% voter reg 55+).

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx
i feel darkness darkness deep inside of me

MariusMS
Jan 26, 2006

Who's laughing now?
Clapping Larry
Ahahahahahaha

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

Warmachine posted:

I can't wait to hear about how Bernie's gonna win in November as a write in/my protest vote for Bernie will rise up/[insert inane drivel here] from the #bernieorbust crowd.

Nah I'll just not vote Dem in my swing state :rip: maple dragon you'll be remembered

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Who do I vote for, it was going to be Bernie but he's being kind of a butthole recently

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lemming posted:

Who do I vote for, it was going to be Bernie but he's being kind of a butthole recently

Vote for Clinton, she's left of Obama and there's 0% chance of having her waste time trying to play ball with the GOP morans in congress

Or if you're enormously blahblahblah never clinton she's a devil blahblahblah here's a breitbart article proving and indictment is coming blahblahblah then vote Stein or something but at least make sure you vote for Democrats downticket where your own lovely single issue third party will always fail you

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat

Lemming posted:

Who do I vote for, it was going to be Bernie but he's being kind of a butthole recently

Write in for trump. Can you imagine when the flip flopping during each sentence is actually because he is fighting himself? It will be glorious!

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Afraid of Audio posted:

i feel darkness darkness deep inside of me

Me too.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What is Bernie doing in the ca polls

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Epic High Five posted:

Vote for Clinton, she's left of Obama

I know you're a fan of Hillary but seriously dude, don't mislead people like this.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

Epic High Five posted:

Vote for Clinton, she's left of Obama

hmm

there are legitimate reasons to like / support hillary but let's not just be mentally ill for fun

Polo-Rican has issued a correction as of 14:53 on Jun 7, 2016

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

She's (what's) left (after) Obama.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Polo-Rican posted:

hmm

there are legitimate reasons to like / support hillary but let's not just be mentally ill for fun

it was true, barely, by most measures in 2008. not foreign policy, but on economic stuff, yeah. her platform was left of his, she was a stronger opponent of Bush's domestic policy agenda (like, she voted against the Bush energy bill of 2005, he voted for), she was making a more explicitly class based argument in the primary.

hell, today, she goes farther than him on opposing TPP, opposing the immigrations raids the administrations carries out, on standing up against police brutality.

Pinterest Mom has issued a correction as of 15:50 on Jun 7, 2016

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

Vote for Clinton, she's left of Obama and there's 0% chance of having her waste time trying to play ball with the GOP morans in congress

Or if you're enormously blahblahblah never clinton she's a devil blahblahblah here's a breitbart article proving and indictment is coming blahblahblah then vote Stein or something but at least make sure you vote for Democrats downticket where your own lovely single issue third party will always fail you

why vote for democrats down ticket because they all suck too vote independants in downticket so we can give our lovely two party system the finger and maybe work towards people being able to vote for candidates they actually like

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Pinterest Mom posted:

hell, today, she goes farther than him on opposing TPP,

It's because the TPP is hugely unpopular across the aisle during this election cycle as evidenced by Trump & Sanders. She was for it initially. :sad:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Reason posted:

why vote for democrats down ticket because they all suck too vote independants in downticket so we can give our lovely two party system the finger and maybe work towards people being able to vote for candidates they actually like

Actually I'm pretty sure all of my down-ticket Democrats are pretty cool. Sorry about your Dems, buddy!

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