Keeshhound posted:

Hilariously enough, they were pretty salty almost immediately following the inauguration when donnie did... exactly what everyone said he would, and started backpedaling and forgetting promises.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Its literally the only valid topping.

Selachian posted:

Me, I'm boggling at there being a Freeper who's an Elfquest fan ("Skywise").

Cactus posted:

Nothing about new house members signing in on the koran? Freep, you disappoint me.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Freep believing the military loved trump is so funny.

Anyone who isn't a smoothbrain 11b knows that he has no idea what military service is apart from saving private ryan where the military will save you instead of loving you. The political elite are so far removed from the military due to all volunteer service that there is none of em who care more than a visit to a cia drone pilot ptsd rehabilitation center.

Freep is the same way. They see the military as a pony show because trump boosted funding.

Kavak posted:

Okay if the Sino-Jewish space lasers start the fires, why do they burn so well for so long? Conditions still have to be abnormally dry and hot.

Sarcastr0 posted:

Skulk Hogan posted:

My dad is in the Christian Motorcycle Association (as a stand-in because he misses the Klan I guess) and those loving dorks will ride to nearby states just to cruise a few hundred miles with no helmets on.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Wasn't the Iraq jump entirely done because "yeeeeeehaaaawwwwwww it's D-Day again," despite large-scale parachute drops being utterly obsolete in a military with an enormous helicopter fleet?

Zeroisanumber posted:

This was literally our plan B, for those who don't know about it. Originally we were going to push in from Turkey but the Turkish government wanted a bigger bribe, so they said they wouldn't because they were against the war. But whoops! That tapped into the massive opposition to the war among the Turks in general and eventually we either had to give them some insane guarantees like letting them stomp all over Kurds in Northern Iraq with impunity, or go with Plan B.

We went with Plan B.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

There's no way they aren't jabbing every recruit the minute they get to their basic training station. Like they do with a million other vaccines already. RIP freepson.

Biscats n Gravy posted:

holy poo poo all the recent freep posts were so racist. but i'm really irked at how they demeaned maya angelou though. they occasionally pretend to like MLK, who she worked with as a coordinator with the Southern Christian Leadership Conference. this is just more proof the longer a black civil rights leader lives into a freeper/republican lifespan the more likely they are to just blatantly openly hate them.

Neito posted:

No, you're not crazy, i remember that to. I think it was Truth? Or maybe gabber?

The Dark Project posted:

I remember LaVoy Finnicum wrote an anti-government fan-fic novel where he wrote in a character which was essentially himself. In the book, the hero quick drawed down on 3 US Feds and shot them all dead center in their forheads before flipping the gun back into the holster, gunslinger style.

In reality, he fumbled around for his own gun while the FBI told him to put his hands up, and ended up getting greased by two troopers firing three shots, with a third trooper aiming, but choosing not to fire as a 4th bullet was not needed.

And might I say, it seems so fitting in its way
He was a gunslinger by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told.

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To: Levy78
"Only in American can a negro, Mexican and a queer be involved in a white supremacist plot."
That is the best post!!! ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!!!!!!!!

13 posted on 11/29/2022, 9:05:06 AM by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)

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ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!!!!!!!!

pseudanonymous posted:

I'm sorry but this is really clever. By Freep standards it's off the charts, but even for normal functional human beings this is really clever.

IPlayVideoGames posted:

Why are they so desperate for Obama to be gay?

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Not one single dollar for border security at a time when the US is literally being invaded by gangs, criminals, drug cartels and a mountain of fentanyl and meth swarming into even small towns and schools in the heartland.