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I was joking with a friend about what our pet's Pokedex entries would be. I thought it'd be fun to think up stuff together. I'll start with my dog Otis. Otis Otis's tail wags when he's excited, such as when greeting a friend or it's time to play. Loyal friend to anyone who offers him love, kindness, and a full plate of food. Otis has a sensitive nose that can detect food scraps and dropped leftovers from careless humans coming home from the bar. Otis is silent and only communicates through body language. Otis only makes sound if an enemy Pokémon is nearby.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:04 |
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You sure described a dog, good job there buddy ![]()
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I bet your dog barks all the time I have that feeling
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i'm gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Rufoid Rufoid violently attacks lazy and uncreative GBS posters, ripping out their heart and lungs when he smells a lovely probatable post like 'i'm gay' Rufoid evolves into Rufina.
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Mozi posted:Rufoid wow what kind of pet is that?
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Mozi posted:Rufoid that's a loyal pet, but the silly animal thinks its owner has a monopoly on being incredibly gay
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Can you post some actual representative Pokédex entries so we can know what we're working with here?
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Mine would be number 069.
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What are pokedics?
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Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead Same.
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A Cat- This pokemon is a loving rear end in a top hat and will occasionally stare at you while dropping a fat deuce on the floor outside of the catbox he's standing in. E: This pokemon evolves into A Real Prick
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Dial-a-Dog posted:Mine would be a ghost type, because it's dead Guess you should have been a better poketrainer.
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large raccoon with tiny feet for hands? some type of kangaroo? ![]() not sure what i'm dealing with here. it is very rude and does not clean up after itself
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Nonviolent J posted:i'm gay ![]()
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Fluffernut This dog loving hates it when you call it Fluffernut It cannot communicate this so you spend your entire life calling it Fluffernut You doomed an innocent mammal to a lifetime of misery
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Spangolin Loves milkytreats and lick-m-aid Careful and safe driver, gets special insurance rate $300 deductable
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Jasper Jasper has anxiety. He will get very skittish if no one is home, if he's in a car, if he's around water, or for any reason at all. He likes to lay on my dad's office desk and laptop keyboard, sometimes while my dad is working.
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River- the neighbor says he saw River and another male dog humping each other so he might be gay or something beep boop
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Move set: Bark - Psychic Attack Pee on floor - Water Attack
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The OP's Mom has lots of sex with nooner moves: Blow Job, Anal, cuck (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nooner posted:The OP's Mom (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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nigga crab pollock posted:large raccoon with tiny feet for hands? that's a common brushtail possum dumbass
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Anyway my cat's legal name is Chairman Meow but I'm going to get it changed to Caterpie because Chairman Meow stopped being funny and Caterpie rolls off the tongue better, though most of the time we just refer to him as Cat like it's a proper noun. Cat The Indignant Pokemon Cat ceaselessly emits shrill cries for attention. It is very ashamed of the white spot on its belly.
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DudeDDog Normal/Ground Type PKMN Ability: Rock Head Nature: Brave Attacks: LICK [GHST] SAND ATTACK [NRML] ROLLOUT [ROCK] DIG [GRND] Item held: King's Rock
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Penus moves: slam, peck, cum Eveolves into a Bigdik
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Never played pokemans but stole Dinosaurmageddons template: Doggo Psychic/Retarded Ability: Bark! Nature: Always happy Attacks: LICK [GHST] EAT RANDOM poo poo ON FLOOR [NRML] WAG TAIL [FLYING] BEG FOR FOOD [GRND] Item held: Squeaky Ball
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 15:04 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:Anyway my cat's legal name is Chairman Meow but I'm going to get it changed to Caterpie because Chairman Meow stopped being funny and Caterpie rolls off the tongue better, though most of the time we just refer to him as Cat like it's a proper noun. one of my childhood cats only got a name like 10 years later because after ten years she finally started to warm up and meow. and by meow its more like mao so basically her name is 'mao zedong' instead of 'blue cat' now
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