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White Coke posted:Given the Nazi's obsession with form over substance that's a glaring oversight. The game really missed out on having a bunch of zeppelins blasting Ride of the Valkyries. Let's be honest, if we're going to follow Nazi obsession to design weird poo poo, they'd have jet-capable transport aircraft. Like... rocket-powered C-130s and V-22 Ospreys but with 4 rotors.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Let's be honest, if we're going to follow Nazi obsession to design weird poo poo, the game would have been much better. ftfy
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White Coke posted:ftfy Future Nazis is the only timeline I would accept Gyrojets as being a functional, and cost-effective alternative. No, it doesn't have to make sense, that's why its future Nazis.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Let's be honest, if we're going to follow Nazi obsession to design weird poo poo, they'd have jet-capable transport aircraft. Or a VTOL with ramjet propellers.
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One of the funnest X-planes from Il-2 1946. Edit: Okay, it wasn't the Triebflugel, it was the Heinkel Lerche, sue me. Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Dec 9, 2016 |
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So life's been a little busy, next episode sometime this coming wednesday.
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Looks like you're late, slowpoke!  Episode 02: Carson, you must destroy the White House! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT4m2aji720 Episode 02: Carson, you must destroy the White House! with guest Co-Commentator Lunethex Kobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Dec 11, 2016 |
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skullhead tethyis posted:
So I just learned a thing. The game eats inputs on a ladder. You literally have to stop moving, then press E so that you will slide down. If you try moving downwards AND pressing E? Nope!
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How the gently caress is this game still going? Who thought launching a daring raid on the White White house to take out the Nazi president was not a good enough climax? WHO?
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Dec 11, 2016 09:02
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Wait until you see the actual climax. It's gonna be great.
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Holy poo poo that shotgun was useless. This game deserves to be forgotten 
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Jesus this game is awful 
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Man, the Nazis only took over yesterday and they've already got all their propaganda posters and branded checkpoints and guard booths up. Dudes work fast. Also, what the everloving gently caress is that pistol design? It's like a Luger and a Mauser C96 had some kind of horrifying flipper baby.
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Anime Reference posted:Man, the Nazis only took over yesterday and they've already got all their propaganda posters and branded checkpoints and guard booths up. Dudes work fast.
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Anime Reference posted:Man, the Nazis only took over yesterday and they've already got all their propaganda posters and branded checkpoints and guard booths up. Dudes work fast. Funnily enough when I was rewatching that episode I was thinking it was the lovechild of a Nambu and a C96
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I'm so glad I got to play this game when I was younger and had no idea what a good game truly was because trying to play this now would be horrible. Also wow I didn't think the White House mission was so soon, pretty sure we are already almost done with this game. Minus the Bullshit ending.
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Pls tell me that there are cheats so that you can play with the MG forever  The MG, the Garand, and the FG are the stars of the gunplay so far. The Trench Gun wasn't bad either but automatic weapons are always the way to go in these games. Shame that the Mp40 is so awfully designed Also still lmao at the ragdolls E: What?? Someone's bad mouthing Freedom Fighters??? I'll fight you Tin Tim fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Dec 11, 2016 |
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Tin Tim posted:Pls tell me that there are cheats so that you can play with the MG forever In the Extras menu, there's a thing to enter codes and, to the best of my knowledge, there are no codes for the PC version. Gamefaqs seems to corroborate this fact, but it could just be because of Gamefaqs  If you beat the game, you're supposed to unlock Concept Art, unlimited health, unlimited grenades, unlimited ammo, and double health regeneration. Problem is, I haven't seen anything but the Concept Art stuff. Is it console exclusive? I never owned it on console. Gamesradar has a cheat for Infinite Grenades that I will try to enter once I get back to my PC. (The code is like... 12 characters long)
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Also this game has the shittiest Concept Art I have ever seen in a video game ever. And I'm not talking about quality. May do a video about it so that the world can experience this, since I can almost guarantee nobody else did.
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Tin Tim posted:E: What?? Someone's bad mouthing Freedom Fighters??? I'll fight you
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You, uh, keep saying the Nazis are the good guys. I don't think that means what you think it means. Also, in the room with the fire environmental kill, you can pick up the constitution as a bonus objective. Mycroft Holmes fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Dec 11, 2016 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:You, uh, keep saying the Nazis are the good guys. I don't think that means what you think it means. Winners are always the good guys. That's what videogames have taught me for decades.
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Freedom Fighters was surprisingly fun for a shooter game where the protagonist can't aim to save his life. I don't think I've ever seen a crosshair more deceitful than that game's.
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anilEhilated posted:Freedom Fighters was surprisingly fun for a shooter game where the protagonist can't aim to save his life. Alpha Protocol was pretty deceptive.
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Really? I never had problems with it but then again I never did try for a pure shootman run. Maybe something for when I finally get around to doing that Archer playthrough...
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Mycroft Holmes posted:You, uh, keep saying the Nazis are the good guys. I don't think that means what you think it means. The winners write history, and all that. Had the Nazis won WW2, then history would see them as the good guys, as disgusting as that sounds.
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I can't wait until we show off Act 5 when Carson is brainwashed and turned into a literal Nazi. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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ChaosArgate posted:The winners write history, and all that. Had the Nazis won WW2, then history would see them as the good guys, as disgusting as that sounds.
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ChaosArgate posted:The winners write history, and all that. Had the Nazis won WW2, then history would see them as the good guys, as disgusting as that sounds. Blazko wouldn't, though. And that's what matters. A large, angry Jewish Pole shanking Nazis in the neck.
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Are there any games where the Nazis invade the US and you don't play as a white guy? The Nazis were terrible, but they weren't equally awful to everyone.ChaosArgate posted:The winners write history, and all that. Had the Nazis won WW2, then history would see them as the good guys, as disgusting as that sounds. Sometimes the loser gets to write history. The Confederacy lost the Civil War but won the battle for public perception in the US for decades. Even today a lot of people defend it.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:In the Extras menu, there's a thing to enter codes and, to the best of my knowledge, there are no codes for the PC version. Gamefaqs seems to corroborate this fact, but it could just be because of Gamefaqs So if you want to unlock cheats and what-have-you, you have to go back to the "Bonus Codes" menu screen, which almost completely changes after you beat the game. That is good game design. It also shills a phone line (and how much it'll cost you per minute!), and, unsurprisingly, none of the cheats make the game any fun.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Funnily enough when I was rewatching that episode I was thinking it was the lovechild of a Nambu and a C96 It looks like they took a C96 and gave it the grip of a Nambu and have a 1911 slide horribly clipping through the top of the gun (with a left-handed ejection port).
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Jobbo_Fett posted:none of the cheats make the game any fun.
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Tin Tim posted:Well, you tried
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I bought this game when it came out and could never make it past the first level because the drat thing would crash. I still have the CD somewhere around here.
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Seriously, what the gently caress kind of pistol design is this. It's like it has a Nambu cocking piece below a slide, which is so poorly modeled that it looks like a bigger slide clipping through the frame.
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chitoryu12 posted:Seriously, what the gently caress kind of pistol design is this. I'm the chamber behind the magazine well, effectively loading my rounds backwards
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It's multi-functional. Front is a pistol, back a bottle opener.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'm the chamber behind the magazine well, effectively loading my rounds backwards Maybe it's like the Boberg XR9-S where it has a claw that grabs the rounds and pulls them backwards and up into the chamber.  Also the sights are the size of 1950s Cadillac fins and are going to snag on everything. Fake edit: Wait look at the loving upside-down trigger
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