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Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
Hamilton Ticket Stub
+ Popular with NPR liberals
+ Can really reach out to the kids these days, like that one substitute teacher with a Benjamin Franklin "rippetty-rap"
+ people will give it exorbitant amounts of money for access, fundraising from donors would be easy
+ no email scandal
- position on Israel is very conservative, for a partly-torn piece of paper
- weak to fire-type pokémon
- popular with NPR liberals

Possible running-mate: School Voucher

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
The Son of Sanders



:kiddo:

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Hillary Clinton with Joe Biden as VP

can't miss, the kids love Biden these days

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Hillary Clinton or some Silicon Valley Executive like whoever owns Uber.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Sheryl Sandberg

:bape:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Tammy Duckworth should run because i feel she would really have a leg up on the competition.

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse

Peanut President posted:

Hillary Clinton or some Silicon Valley Executive like whoever owns Uber.

the owner of uber will have to do SOMETHING when their company collapses

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Rock/Stick 2020

If we're being serious, I'd say keep an eye on Kamala Harris (depending greatly, of course, on how she does in the next four years), Tim Kaine (because he was Hillary's VP and everyone's first thought), and Kirsten Gillibrand (since she was pegged for it in 2016 until Hillary decided she was running).

People I hate who will probably run include Cory Booker (because the guy is practically gagging for it), and Andrew Cuomo (rear end in a top hat who I hope gets Jeb!'d in early primaries).

It's going to depend on who can win over Bernie's voters without alienating Clinton-voting southerners during the primaries.

Fritz Coldcockin has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Jan 18, 2017

Pure Blaxplotiation
Jan 19, 2009
unless the dems put forth an actual democratic socialist or something i don't see them winning in 2020 even if trump has a disastrous first term. they really need to pick someone who actually addresses issues of the working class.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Al Franken if only because he might be able to out-rear end in a top hat Trump in a debate

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

mark zuckerberg will switch from repub to demo because it will be easier to market himself as a "centrist democrat" in a race against trump and if he loses he can always switch back to republican when he wants to try again

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



sanders/ellison is my dream ticket

a jew and mooslim teaming up to save the world

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mariana Horchata posted:

The Son of Sanders



:kiddo:

The Son of Sanders Plus A loving Shower would be my preference

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Alter Ego posted:

Kirsten Gillibrand (since she was pegged for it in 2016 until Hillary decided she was running).

as a new yorker native to the capital region, and in particular the part of saratoga county she represented in the house, gently caress no. she was a blue dog when she was a representative. i trust her roughly as much as i trust hillary.

paul tonko is the only new york politician i'd want as a serious candidate and even then he's too much of a single-focus politician for that to happen.

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


chelsea clinton and an old white man who speaks spanish

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!
I nominate a literal gated community from Connecticut.

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Cubey posted:

as a new yorker native to the capital region, and in particular the part of saratoga county she represented in the house, gently caress no. she was a blue dog when she was a representative. i trust her roughly as much as i trust hillary.

paul tonko is the only new york politician i'd want as a serious candidate and even then he's too much of a single-focus politician for that to happen.

Oh, I never said I'd support her, only that she'll probably run. Not sure if both her and Cuomo will run, though. They will represent the faction of the party that believes that we didn't Hillary hard enough this time and maybe if we'd just made one more ad calling Donald Trump a shitbag we'd have won.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Gyra_Solune posted:

the owner of uber will have to do SOMETHING when their company collapses

"I created a lot of jobs for the working class and then gracefully exited the market to focus on my dream of helping the american people"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Ivanka Trump.

mugrim
Mar 2, 2007

The same eye cannot both look up to heaven and down to earth.

Oh Hell No posted:

Al Franken if only because he might be able to out-rear end in a top hat Trump in a debate

This.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


A sentient bottle of Dom Perignon which respects the proper pronouns

A WOKE sentient stack of Benjamins for VP

The Brown Menace has issued a correction as of 20:40 on Jan 18, 2017

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Todd VanDerWerff

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
a subaru forester

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Donald J Trump

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Fidel Castronaut posted:

a subaru forester

lynn forester de rothschild

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
Oprah, every woman in America loves her and Trump would look like an rear end in a top hat talking down to her.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

Oprah, every woman in America loves her and Trump would look like an rear end in a top hat talking down to her.

whateveryonethoughtwouldhappenlasttime.txt

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

Oprah, every woman in America loves her and Trump would look like an rear end in a top hat talking down to her.

https://twitter.com/Oprah/status/796807184969502720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
A Tesla with a computer-voiced roadmap installed but with a bug that makes it say "turn right" to everything.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009



THE ROCK FOR PREZZZ

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I'd like to nominate myself. First of all I'm just a regular joe-america with common sense and an agenda every american can get behind. For example, I thought undertale was really good, but not so good that I would make fan art or play it more than once. As another example I like hanging out with friends and having a good time. As president I would build a wall entirely around trumps wall so that nobody could see it. I would also legalize weed and instead of baseball the most american sport would be rodeo calf roping.

Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:

Alter Ego posted:

whateveryonethoughtwouldhappenlasttime.txt

Oprah is loved by everyone and if she is a way of moneyed interests that hey not all of us rich people are bad like Donald Trump.

Facts and credentials don't mean poo poo anymore just accept Oprah into your heart.

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

The desiccated remains of LBJ's penis, aka "Jumbo."

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

jesse "the body" ventura

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Kanye

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
A savy optometrist who can naturally leverage all the potential 2020 slogans

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

he'd be a GOP primary challenger dude

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