The John Cena Appreciation Thread - Banjo Was Right

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Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

The Champ is Here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UmGYhvP_I8

This is a thread for talking about how great John Cena is and to look back at his greatest hits, such as

His debut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10ivQ3ogO1M

His lifelong rivalries with rivals such as Randy Orton, Edge, The Miz, and The Rock.

His great returns, such as that time the John Cena hatedom forgot they hated him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlObJjzoyk

And the fact that even now, he's standing up for Hustle, Loyalty and Respect, after all these years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IApvU6SMq-8

John Cena, GOAT.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:34

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Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

More 5 star matches than Daniel Bryan.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:38

Golashes: Aug 8, 2006; team starslay3r!!!!!!

hell fuckin yea

# ? Jan 20, 2017 14:39

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

John Cena is better than Rusev, which is a very impressive accomplishment none of us will ever achieve.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:09

Suplex Liberace: Jan 18, 2012

Who the hell is banjo?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:24

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

You could at least post his real theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCZJnLpqbZw

also rip banjo

# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Junpei Hyde posted:

More 5 star matches than Daniel Bryan.

If only they happened at an NXT TakeOver

# ? Jan 20, 2017 15:37

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Suplex Liberace posted:

Who the hell is banjo?

Poster that upset people because people are dumb.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:03

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

Total Divas RoboJohn is the best John

# ? Jan 20, 2017 16:54

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

I forgot the best John Cena gif. I apologize for that.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 17:10

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

*in a Jay-Z voice* best wrestler alive

# ? Jan 20, 2017 17:11

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Senerio posted:

I forgot the best John Cena gif. I apologize for that.

this is loving amazing

# ? Jan 20, 2017 17:17

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Suplex Liberace posted:

Who the hell is banjo?

Wasn't it someone's parachute account?

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:01

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

banjo was truth

# ? Jan 20, 2017 18:04

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

Banjo was the best heel in the business, these loving marks always got worked super hard

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:03

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

I'm Banjo.

I'm also Manflurry

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:07

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Senerio posted:

I forgot the best John Cena gif. I apologize for that.

This is delightful.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:11

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

John Cena is good

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:19

Suplex Liberace: Jan 18, 2012

NienNunb posted:

I'm Banjo.

I'm also Manflurry

That's good because im NienNunb

# ? Jan 20, 2017 19:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Banjo was the best and had an incredible sense of timing.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:00

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

Let's go Cena

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:03

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

Cena got great. Cena was poopy.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:07

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

ACTUALLY OP he was always good

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:09

Senerio: Oct 19, 2009; Roëmænce is ælive!

St Evan Echoes posted:

ACTUALLY OP he was always good

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:09

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Someone's gonna come in and talk about him calling spots too loud and to them I pre emptively say this:

Shut up.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:09

remusclaw: Dec 8, 2009

The less he wrestles the more people love him. Tells you something.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:12

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

John Cena and Banjo RULE.

# ? Jan 20, 2017 23:17

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Banjo was the best and had an incredible sense of timing.

Banjo's timing was always under-appreciated.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:05

cams: Mar 28, 2003

cm punk made john cena good again. if cm punk had never existed, john cena would have remained a bland, one note megaface.

john cena put cm punk over? heh, sorry mark, but cm punk put john cena over.

# ? Jan 21, 2017 01:10

Junpei Hyde: Mar 15, 2013

cams posted:

cm punk made john cena good again. if cm punk had never existed, john cena would have remained a bland, one note megaface.

john cena put cm punk over? heh, sorry mark, but cm punk put john cena over.

What of the things posted ITT that predate the Cena/Punk match?

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:30

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

cams posted:

cm punk made john cena good again. if cm punk had never existed, john cena would have remained a bland, one note megaface.

john cena put cm punk over? heh, sorry mark, but cm punk put john cena over.

Umaga/Cena was before the punk feud though

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:34

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Poster that upset people because people are dumb.

did banjo ever actually upset anyone other than that time he used a homophobic slur

# ? Jan 21, 2017 02:39

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Junpei Hyde posted:

What of the things posted ITT that predate the Cena/Punk match?

He was good and then he was bad and now he's good again, please try to keep up

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

John Cena likes a clean kitchen.

John Cena can be goofy and funny in private.

Both good things.

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