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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I trim my cats’ nails every two weeks and it feels good to know I’m taking care of the animal that I and my ancestors have forced into a bastardized way of life that is neither human nor animal, doomed to an interdependent relationship with my species until the day my species goes extinct - taking their species with it.

That was a strong gummy, goddamn I’m going to bed goodnight thread, this posts sucks

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Tree Bucket posted:

This looks like the bit where Yueh speaks to the Baron about the death of his wife, Igwannadon.

drat you

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Basketball Worms

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Ackshually the Left just radicalized and dragged the Overton window so far Left that Glenn CloseToCenter now just appears Right. :smuggo:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


https://www.tiktok.com/@shinei_nouzen_86/video/7196433189596908843?lang=en

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

There are drugs that won’t loving kill you dead if you accidentally do a lil too much, and some of them won’t gently caress up your life completely if you’re reasonably lucky and don’t have a predilection for self-destructive habits.

So yeah don’t do heroin.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’m not American and for some mysterious reason, I always thought the tristate area was somewhere around Seattle

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lib and let die posted:

And what's the deal with Rhode Island?? It's not even an island!

lol what the hell America, get it together

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Knormal posted:

Vermon't

Vermon’t?

Or Verman’t?

Think about it.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Dabir posted:

It's often said that Michael Caine was great because he treated the Muppets like fellow actors, and Tim Curry was great because he treated himself like a fellow Muppet

I like that

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Ms Adequate posted:


… thread popped off while I was busy killing griffins, dragons, dogmas related thereto

drat, where did you watch the eclipse??

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

OwlFancier posted:

I think that's people getting a bit lost along the path of "god isn't a slot machine where you put works in and get salvation out" and landing at "if you just believe you're deffo saved" which is still transactional and thus wrong.

I’ve never heard “transactional” in the context of the relationship with God - I like that analysis, ty

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


:lol:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Jesus, Germans managed to make sugar sound gross and unappealing. “Globules”.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Hooplah posted:

Smork Alam is not a meme.

Smork was my father - please, call me Crabon Moxide

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Haaaahahahha

Waaaaggggghhhhh

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Nice mandelbrot set on that one

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Sentient Data posted:

Pipi's pee pee peed pea pee?

Jesus, enough with the Finnish inside jokes, there are like 3 of you

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

euphronius posted:

Sometimes I feel like 85% of all finns post on SA. It’s a very high amount

Yeah, we said all three of them.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Hyperlynx posted:

Yeah, niche memes are the best. The less I know about the subject the better. It's fun getting little windows into the worlds I know nothing about :allears:

Sure sure, it’s all fun until someone opens the Finnish window and then we all have to deal with that for a few posts.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Antigravitas posted:




That guy in front of me on the train

Garlic pancakes! Delicious!
Pasta with garlic, garnished with garlic, on top of garlic! Yum!
Garlic bread with garlic in garlic oil!

Google tells me gegenüber means “opposite”, which is a better word for this meme what with the garlic breath

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Elissimpark posted:

Is that like one of those witch windows from Vermont?

Yes, but it's sideways from the day-drinking instead of architectural restrictions.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


lol, some people.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

luchadornado posted:

My dad used to eat 12 saltines with peanut butter after dinner every night. If someone took one as a joke he would get legit mad. People are weird. My dad has autism.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


:discourse: lovely

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

tangy yet delightful posted:

That's called the "dick rock" actually.

You need to see a dickologist stat if your dick looks like that

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Beachcomber posted:

Accurate. Where's my job solving lateral thinking puzzles?

Have you considered IT?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

freeedr posted:

You’re telling me that making GBS threads dicked this nipple?

Am I??

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

OwlFancier posted:

Spending time thinking of new ways to maim and kill suggests that you have not already conceived the optimal way to do it.

Which means that you are definitionally less threatening than you could be.

Ok see this is what the women are talking about

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Okay, again, fellas. This is not getting you where you want to go here.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Stay mad

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Tree Bucket posted:

Listen, fellas, the only non-gay to wash your body is to let the guys handle it. It's just common sense

e:

when I was five, I though vision worked by some kind of seeing-ray shooting out of your eyes. It made sense at the time.
(And then much much later I read that the ancient greeks believed this too for like a thousand years, calling it emission theory, up until someone pointed out that this meant things should be easier to see if more people look at them. So five year old me was at least as smart as the philosopher Empedocles?)

Empedocles nuts

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


I don’t get this one, but somehow in my gut I get it.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Tree Bucket posted:

How do you say sparkling francophone in the Quebecois dialect?

Rudely

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

ButterNBacon posted:

Came across this cursed thing scrolling imgur



Did Rex Murphy ever have children?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

For decades if you’d asked me what swarthy means, I would have answered vaguely about an attitude of cockiness or swagger especially if they were also a seaman of some type.

I was really glad, when I learned what it actually means, that I’d never used it in conversation

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

burexas.irom posted:

Curious how a lot of these unsavory characters have big noses curving downward. Probably just a coincidence.

Whatjew trying to say

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

“drat containment fence has a hole in it again.”
*grumbles about Finns on the loose*

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Omg those are great

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


People will be memeing and shitposting until the final dying gasp of the human race, it's in our blood. It's in our soul. Must be some insanely OP evolutionary advantage to being like... this.

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