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I'm passing you on the freeway. Okay, now I'm going to merge in front of you and slow down. Now I'm going slower than you were going in the first place. Not sure why I actually passed you at this point. Don't mind me, I'm just some jackass driving down the interstate without using the cruise control. Go ahead and pass me, I'll decide to go faster again and pass you 10 miles up the road, then I will end up slowing down again.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:53
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Going to tailgate you as well.
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Mar 11, 2017 05:56
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i'm going to follow you home and then gently caress your car
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Mar 11, 2017 05:59
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gently caress YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 11, 2017 06:00
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I'm the freeway sniper, shooting at cars on the freeway, can't wait to make the news. Also I'm all the people who lie about being shot at on the freeway so I can also be in the news.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:00
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I drive on the shoulder or in the median exclusively but I have foreign embassy plates so they can't pull me over
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Mar 11, 2017 06:01
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BRAKE CHECK!
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Mar 11, 2017 06:02
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*Passes cool rear end dog*
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Mar 11, 2017 06:03
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500 good dogs posted:I drive on the shoulder or in the median exclusively but I have foreign embassy plates so they can't pull me over *Freeway sniper shoots you* *says that Lethal Weapon quote*
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Mar 11, 2017 06:03
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*Fills a big gulp with own urine* *Chucks it at your windshield*
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Mar 11, 2017 06:04
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Tyson Tomko posted:*Passes cool rear end dog* Hell yeah pickin' up trim in my HHR
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Mar 11, 2017 06:06
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Too busy posting on my phone while driving to give a poo poo about much of anything but the lulz
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Mar 11, 2017 06:07
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I'm passing you on the freeway. Okay, now I'm going to merge in front of you and slow down. Now I'm going slower than you were going in the first place. Not sure why I actually passed you at this point. Don't mind me, I'm just some jackass driving down the interstate without using the cruise control. I see you coming from miles away. I wait for you to close the distance for a good 3-4 minutes straight. When you are 50 feet from me, this is when I decide it is the best time to pass the guy I've been happily following for the last hour. I pass him very slowly.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:10
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I turn my signal on to indicate I'm switching lanes to get around you. You speed up.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:18
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Hmm. I've got 1/2 mile until my exit but this fuckers only going 5mph over the limit and it's solid traffic ahead of him. ... ... ... ... gently caress it. *brrrraaaaaaaaaaaaww!!!!* * everyone almost dies as I dive in front of a minivans bumper to get into my exit ramp *
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Mar 11, 2017 06:23
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you are passing me. I give you a nod of respect as you go by. I am not wearing pants.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:23
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I see you at the stop sign looking at me as I hurtle down the loving road. Oh wait, this is the road I want to turn down that you are sitting at looking for some kind of signal from me to indicate that I am turning. Gonna just turn down it without any further thought. I should be put to death.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:28
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Pass on the left hand side, it's the law
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Mar 11, 2017 06:43
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I am going the speed limit in the left lane because I am a law abiding citizen.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:44
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I am going the speed limit in the left lane because I am a law abiding citizen. Obey this you fuckin square 
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Mar 11, 2017 06:46
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Yes, people going under the speed limit keep right and I will pass them while going at a legal speed.
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Mar 11, 2017 06:48
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Legal speed is the best way to really tweak out IMHO.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:05
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sure i might be going slow now but if you try to pass me i'm gonna start going 20mph faster to stop you.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:12
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Sits 5 under in the overtaking lane Floors it when you go to overtake in the slow lane
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Mar 11, 2017 07:13
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Im the guy going 64 in the leftmost
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Mar 11, 2017 07:32
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I drive at exactly the same speed as the guy next to me on a 2 lane highway so no one can pass
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Mar 11, 2017 07:35
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Rape Stink posted:I drive at exactly the same speed as the guy next to me on a 2 lane highway so no one can pass 
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Mar 11, 2017 07:35
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Rape Stink posted:I drive at exactly the same speed as the guy next to me on a 2 lane highway so no one can pass loving truckers.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:36
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I'm going to go really slow when the no passing line is there and then speed up when it stops.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:38
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I was going 70 in the far left going to work one morning and the only other car on the road was racing to pass me. I pushed up to 80 just to test their conviction and then let off. They kept on zooming by. I slowed back to 70ish and another car was coming up alongside me, and as they passed me I realized it was a police cruiser. They pulled up past me and then flipped their lights on and pulled the other guy over. It was pure bliss
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Mar 11, 2017 07:40
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Tailgates you in the overtaking lane, already doing 10kmh over Ends up behind you 15 minutes after overtaking you.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:40
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I ride your rear end and blast my loudest, most obnoxious techno music with my windows down. You suddenly decide to go faster or change lanes (works 75% of the time, especially if the rear end in a top hat who does this is old)
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