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to all of you "gainfully employed" sort of people who work for pitiful wages from your capitalist slave masters, you spend your days in the same place, doing work, and sometimes this lifestyle of wasting your labour on pointless work for greedy people who care little for the human good - often along with other people enslaved under the same sort of employment contract as you (i.e. "co-workers") - but, any of these pointless wasted days have the potention to be quite eventful. so tell me, my fellow goons, did anything interesting happen today in one of your daily shifts? perhaps you lot can come in everyday and post about your days at work in this thread. after all, you are beholden to selling your labour for wages until the day you grow too infirm to work, so there's plenty of material for this thread! Fututor Magnus fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 3, 2018 |
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get a job op
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Feb 3, 2018 05:26
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I really like my job. Today I completed the largest drop on this project. I made really good time and I'm proud of how it turned out. I made a lot of money and smoked cigarettes and laughed with my coworkers and ate a sandwich while listening to my favourite music all day through a bluetooth speaker. I was highly caffeinated and well rested which lends itself to how content and happy I was all day. The parking is great and I have a three way carpool with a couple of other dirtbags which has dropped my gas bill enormously.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:27
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I hit a brand new robot several times with an enormous mallet
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Feb 3, 2018 05:29
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I demoed a house and snaked a drain and found barbie. Gave a dude 40 bucks because the wages are terrible, unless you are on the books, told a screaming tenant to take it up with management.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:30
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Lime Tonics posted:I demoed a house and snaked a drain and found barbie. what do you do man that's quite the gamut
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Feb 3, 2018 05:32
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moose face posted:what do you do man that's quite the gamut maintenance. Well, yeah, i guess you could call it that.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:33
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Lime Tonics posted:maintenance. Well, yeah, i guess you could call it that. are you a cleaner? (it's all good, i'm cool)
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Feb 3, 2018 05:34
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The perfect job doesn't exist either. I've tried.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:34
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let it mellow posted:get a job op well, you seem to have one, so why don't you tell me what you did today at this job that you seem so proud of? it certainly must be something very exciting if you believe that your job makes you better than me.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:34
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moose face posted:are you a cleaner? Right now I'm in a psudeo recovering phase where paying the bills and having enough money for steaks 4 days a week is good enough. I could do better, but I don't want to. I have a pile of junk to get rid of first. more junk for the junk pile.
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Lime Tonics posted:Right now I'm in a psudeo recovering phase where paying the bills and having enough money for steaks 4 days a week is good enough. I could do better, but I don't want to. I have a pile of junk to get rid of first. do you enjoy your life under capitalism thus far? only the most alienated worker equates having 4 steaks a week as a great life.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:37
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Fututor Magnus posted:do you enjoy your life under capitalism thus far? only the most alienated worker equates having 4 steaks a week as a great life. The sweet spot for me is between 25~32 hours a week, then I can claim a whole bunch and scam the system. Why work 49 hours a week for a 619 dollar paycheck, when I can work 25 and get a 550 paycheck, with all the deductions. or i could just finish college and become a suit the rest of my life. but gently caress that.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:39
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it is not like i even need to have a job anyways, i'm a lord of the lands myself. and hire people to fix things instead of being a beady eyed cheap gently caress.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:40
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Fututor Magnus posted:well, you seem to have one, so why don't you tell me what you did today at this job that you seem so proud of? it certainly must be something very exciting if you believe that your job makes you better than me. well i got paid
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Feb 3, 2018 05:40
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if someone says they are better than you, they are on crack and need a fix.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:41
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I even threatened to quit yesterday because I didnt go in on wedsnesday. I was like youre hosed in the head. Somehow i got a dollar raise and now my whole hourly thing is hosed. I dont care though
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Feb 3, 2018 05:43
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I think this thread is a good idea. A couple of days ago I was doing an orientation for a temp employee from out of town who is staying at the facility for a couple of weeks. When I was giving her a tour of the main kitchen she spotted the commercial gas stove and got excited. She said she was going to use that to heat the water for her hot tea "because the microwave didn't get water hot enough." I told her you can't use the big stove (it's huge, gas, exhaust fans have to be on, people have already hosed that up) and what did she mean? She explained that water heated in the microwave "cools down quicker" and she really wanted to use the stove. I already could tell she was a loon and didn't like being argued with so I said, "Well actually that not how thermodynamics works" and then she cut me off to say that she didn't care what my RELIGION was, microwaves don't work. 
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Spinster posted:I think this thread is a good idea. A couple of days ago I was doing an orientation for a temp employee from out of town who is staying at the facility for a couple of weeks. hot water lines freeze faster than the cold ones in a 36 inch bed. ask me how I know this one.
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Lime Tonics posted:hot water lines freeze faster than the cold ones in a 36 inch bed. ask me how I know this one. how u known this one
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let it mellow posted:how u known this one http://physics.bu.edu/~duffy/py105/notes/Heattransfer.html
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Feb 3, 2018 05:53
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feels weird saying this, but technically I'm a writer, so I've pretty much just been jerking off at home until deadline. nice work if you can get it. I also got some laundry done, and learned to do tarot readings. (tested it out on myself, it was spooky lol)
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Feb 3, 2018 05:55
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u didnt know u posted physics dot butt universe link
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Feb 3, 2018 05:55
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let it mellow posted:u didnt know u posted physics dot butt universe link its because of energy degredation. cold water has a lower energy thoughput that hot, ergo hot water will always become cold faster, wheter in a vacumm or close circuit. at least thats whay i tell myself. i need a new job.
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Feb 3, 2018 05:57
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I made two new friends at work today. A guy honked at me in the parking garage, and a girl I talked to in the elevator the other day waved to me when I saw her in the hall. So things are looking pretty good socially.
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Oh Adaira posted:I made two new friends at work today. A guy honked at me in the parking garage, and a girl I talked to in the elevator the other day waved to me when I saw her in the hall. So things are looking pretty good socially. On of the office secrataries told me to be in the room when certain people are in the room because she is scared of them. i dont blame her. Shes on a work visa to become an american citizen and it pisses my maga boss off to no end. i have words and things to say, and i leave messages. im just a dumb construction worker with no computer backround.
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when the office vm crashed 3 months ago? all a sudden, i went in there and fixed it on a hush hush, because the line printer was down. I wanted my check. It crashed because his son in law installed a key logger. I streamlined it later, and send him the wop
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Feb 3, 2018 06:30
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i cant wait for the real stories to come out
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I worked my last day at a small town retail outfit in Oregon so there was a taco bar potluck for me and lots of hugs. The end.
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Feb 3, 2018 07:04
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Cubone posted:feels weird saying this, but technically I'm a writer, so I've pretty much just been jerking off at home until deadline. nice work if you can get it. I also got some laundry done, and learned to do tarot readings. (tested it out on myself, it was spooky lol) Oh! Do me! Do me!
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Feb 3, 2018 07:06
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Navin Johnson posted:I worked my last day at a small town retail outfit in Oregon so there was a taco bar potluck for me and lots of hugs. Sounds awesome i wish you success in the future
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Feb 3, 2018 07:07
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Awwww. That's nice. You seem nice.
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Feb 3, 2018 07:10
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i work long shifts and have a three day weekend every week 
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Fututor Magnus posted:well, you seem to have one, so why don't you tell me what you did today at this job that you seem so proud of? it certainly must be something very exciting if you believe that your job makes you better than me. a job is good to have so you have money so you and your family arent torn from your home by cops and then starve.
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Feb 3, 2018 07:12
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i jsut post on skullmund all day for the most part
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I ran 4 miles then spent most of the morning in an LMTV waiting to pick up like 10 boxes of JSLIST it was great
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Loden Taylor posted:I ran 4 miles then spent most of the morning in an LMTV waiting to pick up like 10 boxes of JSLIST it was great pornuhub has a arabian whorehouse exposed.
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Feb 3, 2018 07:21
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- I told a mgr. that she looked really nice in her new outfit. I pointed out how nice her boots complimented the rest of her outfit. She smiled & nodded then I quickly moved on to my business. She's not one of those that gets "stalked" IMHO but I made it a point to keep things lite & not be creepy. Girls with jet black hair & green eyes is hard to resist. - I had to babysit a old-timer Verizon tech for a few hrs & we just BS about retirement goals/dreams. Poor guy has to work till 62, he's 54. He's got to do X-amount of years with age in order to retire/pension out. I count my lucky stars I can retire after 25 yrs at any age.
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best part about this job is i cant get fired, ever. well maybe if i did some reallly really bad things. ill never be a cop. so im wasting time.
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even my therapist is like arent you this and this and that i mean look. i just laught and drink my frozen coffee.
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