Gilligan's Island is the only good show

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

it is the only thing that brings me joy on this gay earth. fine white women and funny jokes, it is p much perfection. post your gilligan anderson memories itt

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Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

I take it you've never seen Small Wonder

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Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

somebody clearly didn't watch every episode of great comedy, the dick van dyke show, now in color

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I take it you've never seen Small Wonder

racist

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

somebody clearly didn't watch every episode of great comedy, the dick van dyke show, now in color

Mary tler more is no maty anne

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

im more of a Green Acers guy myself

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

also mary ann is hotter

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Hotter than Mrs. Howell? Are you crazy?

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

also mary ann is hotter

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Professor is def the sexist tho

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Big brain, bigger dick

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dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

I'm thirstin' like Thurston for that sweet lady H.

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spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

The IT Crowd is my feel good show.
I watched Gilligan's Island when I was a kid and was mesmerized by how sexy Ginger was.

If I was a guy I think I would not have gone for the girl next door type. :shrug:

I was legit frustrated that they couldn't get off that drat island.

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givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Just sit right back and you�ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That ended with a drippy dick
And a cold sore on my lip

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Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Three way with Gilligan and the skipper? Yes please

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Only attractive dude on the island is The Professor. He was probably doing both ginger and mary ann.

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Spinster posted:

I was legit frustrated that they couldn't get off that drat island.

Good news!

givepatajob posted:

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That ended with a drippy dick
And a cold sore on my lip

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

The Dennis System posted:

Only attractive dude on the island is The Professor. He was probably doing both ginger and mary ann.

Unfortunately he was asexual

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Professors only love was science

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Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

If I was gay I would do the Professor.

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Rent-A-Cop: Oct 15, 2004; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Did they ever do a crossover with I Dream of Genie?

Seems like a natural move.

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RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

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RaceBannon posted:

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

RaceBannon posted:

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

RaceBannon posted:

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BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

I bet the Professor invented a whole lot of dildos and vibrators he gave to the women to try out.

Gilligan might have spied on Ginger or Mary Ann using a big vibrator or dildo, then stolen it and got it stuck up his rear end. Maybe this happened dozens of times

Which makes me think, there must be some good fan fiction about this show.

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RaceBannon posted:

Gilligan crashed on purpose

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givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

RaceBannon posted:

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

BigBadSteve posted:

I bet the Professor invented a whole lot of dildos and vibrators he gave to the women to try out.

Gilligan might have spied on Ginger or Mary Ann using a big vibrator or dildo, then stolen it and got it stuck up his rear end. Maybe this happened dozens of times

Which makes me think, there must be some good fan fiction about this show.

You gotta find something to pass the long days and nights of strandation. Coconut dilz is the most obvious, prolly made of rattlesnake

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Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

What about Nash Bridges tho

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Imean look this like 2015

Gnger is gingery

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RaceBannon posted:

I see vintage pics like these and wonder why women's assess are so much better now than they were back then.

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It's obvious that the Professor was intentionally botching every escape chance they had and blaming it on Gilligan.

Also were they leaving from Florida? They really couldn't have been further than Cuba in highly-travelled waterways. Prof had full on cloaking technology. Gilligan was an inside job

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

RaceBannon posted:

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RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I see vintage pics like these and wonder why women's assess are so much better now than they were back then.

Everyone is fatter now. Including the asses.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey: Jun 23, 2003; by Nyc_Tattoo

RaceBannon posted:

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I see vintage pics like these and wonder why women's assess are so much better now than they were back then.

tight jeans and butt injections and tight jeans

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COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Better living through chemistry.

Probably better nutrition in general funny as that sounds maybe.

I think modern humans are pretty big relative to the average in like 500ad?

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Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

They can't reboot Gilligan's Island because he'd be murdered in the first episode for being a fuckup

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spinderella: Jul 15, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

COMRADES posted:

Better living through chemistry.

Probably better nutrition in general funny as that sounds maybe.

I think modern humans are pretty big relative to the average in like 500ad?

Its exercise. It wasnt done by women nearly in the same degree 30 - 40 even 20 years ago.

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Sometimes I confuse Gilligan and the Skipper. He looks like a Skip, but he looks like a Gilligan.

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Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i don't think they ever got off that island

gilligan is dead OP, he DIED

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