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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!



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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
for most country names it suggests
why does [country] celebrate christmas

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Wtf kind of retarded rear end question is that

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017


:psypop: uhhhhhh

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009





e: forgot to put the "my" in there.



super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Mar 4, 2018

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Movie references and song lyrics

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
i love my dead gay son

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
I don't know when it happened but Google results have been manipulated.

When it first came out you could find all sorts of websites with trans support, comics, etc.

It used to be if you typed "Benefits of sexual reassignment surgery" in the Google bar you'd find the benefits. Now you type it in and the search results find "There are no benefits to sexual reassignment surgery".

It's nothing but ignorance and stupid Reddit questions now. I miss those days.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





MageMage posted:

I don't know when it happened but Google results have been manipulated.

When it first came out you could find all sorts of websites with trans support, comics, etc.

It used to be if you typed "Benefits of sexual reassignment surgery" in the Google bar you'd find the benefits. Now you type it in and the search results find "There are no benefits to sexual reassignment surgery".

It's nothing but ignorance and stupid Reddit questions now. I miss those days.

Use duckduckgo. Google search is trash.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

myDad posted:

i love my dead gay son

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

myDad posted:

i love my dead gay son

mine is overrated to be honest.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
you want to talk about weird search engines, try the one for the forums. I find the strangest stuff every time i use it

check out THIS giant idiot that popped up while i was looking for an old flash tub episode

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I love my day off even if rear end isn't on the menu today.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Getting straight to the point here.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

myDad posted:

i love my dead gay son

I laughed for a while at this.

I just tried it and due to my phone being a new replacement and not using Google yet, all I got was the "I love/ hate my wife, etc". I can't wait to ruin these results in a month or so.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Google knows too much



lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

redm posted:

you want to talk about weird search engines, try the one for the forums. I find the strangest stuff every time i use it

check out THIS giant idiot that popped up while i was looking for an old flash tub episode

Alright now that does it. Up 'til now I've been doing my best to keep my head up and not let thread after thread where I'm being singled out like this get to me, but you know what, I've been here 10 years and despite all my best efforts I apparently still don't fit in with this crew and I doubt it's gonna change anytime soon. gently caress this dead gay forum and its toxic-rear end abusive culture. You won't have lizardman to smack around like a piñata anymore. I'm blowing this joint, because I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

meanwhile on duckduckgo

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Ducks love slime

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Ducks love slime

i just really love the idea so many people are switching over to duck duck go to ask how to make slime the algo picked up on it

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I miss the good old days where you could watch a live feed of everyones weird search queries, nowadays it's all sanitized and safe and based on keywords like https://trends.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=5&ncol=5

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Caganer posted:

i just really love the idea so many people are switching over to duck duck go to ask how to make slime the algo picked up on it

That slime girl made millions on youtube, so apparently there is a big slime hole in the nation's psyche that the mainstream media is unable to fill

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



Easy for Google to tell me to stop being a pussy hoodie

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
What is a choppa and why is it showing up so much?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gimbal lock posted:

What is a choppa and why is it showing up so much?

It's an AK-47 or similar

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

r u ready to WALK posted:

I miss the good old days where you could watch a live feed of everyones weird search queries, nowadays it's all sanitized and safe and based on keywords like https://trends.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=5&ncol=5

you reminded me of the live search feed on pornmd. you can filter the live search feed by country and see what twisted poo poo your fellow citizens are looking for

https://www.pornmd.com/live-search

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

myDad posted:

i love my dead gay son

This is a quote from the late 80s dark comedy Heathers.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0

Broken Machine fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Mar 4, 2018

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

myDad posted:

i love my dead gay son

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Broken Machine posted:

This is a quote from the 90s dark comedy Heathers.

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMroWnWIqs0

i was A Very Edgy Young Adult... natural born killers, falling down, battle royale, elephant, old boy, suicide club... somehow i never heard about it

a female friend mentioned it had come to netflix, i asked around and ALL my female friends were like HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HEATHERS and all my dude friends hadn't.

apparently it's like fight club for women

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Caganer posted:

i was A Very Edgy Young Adult... natural born killers, falling down, battle royale, elephant, old boy, suicide club... somehow i never heard about it

a female friend mentioned it had come to netflix, i asked around and ALL my female friends were like HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HEATHERS and all my dude friends hadn't.

apparently it's like fight club for women

It's good, and probably the best movie Slater has ever done. Kind of surprising it got made due to some of the themes tbh.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Broken Machine posted:

It's good, and probably the best movie Slater has ever done. Kind of surprising it got made due to some of the themes tbh.

i mean you're probably looking at it through a post columbine lens

for example there a chucky movie at a military academy where he swaps out the blanks for live rounds turning their war game thing into a massive school shooting

carrie blew up the school and then took that poo poo on tour

i could go on and on.

i feel like we coddle people nowadays, like i pirated home alone over christmas and had my mind blown because at one point he visits the WTC. i didn't remember that but i watch every year - turns out they cut if from broadcasts.

like, i could get it if you cut them if something was in production before and released after but it's from like '92. that's just reality. reality is not offensive... it's just a kid visiting a landmark. we all went insane after 9/11

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Caganer posted:

i mean you're probably looking at it through a post columbine lens

for example there a chucky movie at a military academy where he swaps out the blanks for live rounds turning their war game thing into a massive school shooting

carrie blew up the school and then took that poo poo on tour

i could go on and on.

i feel like we coddle people nowadays, like i pirated home alone over christmas and had my mind blown because at one point he visits the WTC. i didn't remember that but i watch every year - turns out they cut if from broadcasts.

like, i could get it if you cut them if something was in production before and released after but it's from like '92. that's just reality. reality is not offensive... it's just a kid visiting a landmark. we all went insane after 9/11

I was more thinking about some of the dialog and themes rather than just the cafeteria scene with JD and the footballers. It's a movie with two teenagers killing the popular kids and making it look like suicides. Some of the dialog is quite thoughtful, but it also has a bunch of scenes that are just hosed up. I'd give some specific examples but it'd spoil it if you haven't seen it which you should.

If there are movies in recent memory along the same lines let me know

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Broken Machine posted:

I was more thinking about some of the dialog and themes rather than just the cafeteria scene with JD and the footballers. It's a movie with two teenagers killing the popular kids and making it look like suicides. Some of the dialog is quite thoughtful, but it also has a bunch of scenes that are just hosed up. I'd give some specific examples but it'd spoil it if you haven't seen it which you should.

If there are movies in recent memory along the same lines let me know

the only one with themes that might be problematic post columbine i can think of is teaching mrs tingle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teaching_Mrs._Tingle

and i think i mentioned carrie earlier.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Caganer posted:

the only one with themes that might be problematic post columbine i can think of is teaching mrs tingle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teaching_Mrs._Tingle

and i think i mentioned carrie earlier.

I don't mean so much problematic as there just aren't other movies with a similar sentiment I guess.

There's no other movie with a main character saying "gently caress me gently with a chainsaw" for example. There are a lot of pieces throughout that I think most screenwriters would have just avoided, but somehow together it makes sense. Just seems a film that would be risky / unlikely in any era.

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Broken Machine posted:

I don't mean so much problematic as there just aren't other movies with a similar sentiment I guess.

There's no other movie with a main character saying "gently caress me gently with a chainsaw" for example. There are a lot of pieces throughout that I think most screenwriters would have just avoided, but somehow together it makes sense. Just seems a film that would be risky / unlikely in any era.

Yeah it definitely has a unique voice that I have not seen replicated

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

MageMage posted:

I don't know when it happened but Google results have been manipulated.

When it first came out you could find all sorts of websites with trans support, comics, etc.

It used to be if you typed "Benefits of sexual reassignment surgery" in the Google bar you'd find the benefits. Now you type it in and the search results find "There are no benefits to sexual reassignment surgery".

It's nothing but ignorance and stupid Reddit questions now. I miss those days.

actual google search is trash now. they know they are #1 so they manipulate the results too much. also everyone who wants anything blocked on the internet sends a DMCA to google search, and they block good torrent sites.

i prefer Yandex.com the google of russia. they don't give a gently caress about censoring anything about piracy or messing with search results for social justice or whatever. obviously they are giving my data directly to putin, but thats fine i assume google gives my data to trump (and trump is closer to having power over me).

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Bing is for porn. gently caress Google for trying to pretend the internet is respectable instead of the 70s Times Square of the world

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