St Patricks day is a bullshit holiday and should be abolished

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Also i stopped drinking a few days ago and i feel great.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:07

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Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

and my threads are better than ever.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:07

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Hell Yeah posted:

Also i stopped drinking a few days ago and i feel great.

good for you champ, I'm really pr--

Hell Yeah posted:

and my threads are better than ever.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:09

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

say what you will but i hope you're wearing green, my friend

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:09

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

i'm nude

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:11

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

you lil gently caress

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:11

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Hell Yeah posted:

and my threads are better than ever.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:15

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Voted 1.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:25

feller: Jul 5, 2006

someone get this idiot a beer

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:33

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Don't get off from work or a free paid day, gently caress this holiday

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:34

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Irish Americans are annoying.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:35

Caganer: Feb 15, 2018

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm nude

that's the only intoxicant i need

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:35

Partycat: Oct 25, 2004

When you decide to rejoin us and drink beer but National shitfaced day is over you�ll regret not participating!!!

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:36

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

as if I needed a specific day to justify drinking

# ? Mar 18, 2018 01:43

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Up the Rah and triumph to Sinn Féin

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Hell Yeah posted:

and my threads are better than ever.

Incorrect

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:27

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

You better at least get some water in you my pal

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:34

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

My niece does Irish dancing and she performed today. It was cool.

I like St. Patty's day but you gotta stay at home at night. Cops and drunks out everywhere.

Sorry about your thread OP.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:40

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I had a Smithwick's today after working a St. Patty's day event, it tasted p good fresh draughted

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:41

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Partycat posted:

When you decide to rejoin us and drink beer but National shitfaced day is over you�ll regret not participating!!!

nah i smoke tons of weed so i'm never missing out.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:43

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

That's healthier than drinking it helps with like, diseases

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:44

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Plant MONSTER. posted:

That's healthier than drinking it helps with like, diseases

it soothed my herpes sores

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:51

Flambeau: Aug 5, 2015; Plaster Town Cop

One of my coworkers left town so she could celebrate in the tradition of her ancestors without stumbling into any clients.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 02:57

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

Casimir Radon posted:

Irish Americans are annoying.

I got my Irish citizenship so I can legally tattoo "kiss me I'm Irish" with an arrow that gose to my butthole

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:08

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

alcohol is a garbage drug for losers

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:09

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

It's not a holiday unless you get a weekday off work for it. And it's the least professional drinking day. Come on amatuers.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:13

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Methanar posted:

alcohol is a garbage drug for losers

if it's a garbage drug, call me Oscar the Grouch

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:15

jimmyjams: Jan 10, 2001; King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

saint asslicks day

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:15

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

yeah but weed isn't legal here in canada till july 1, and believe me if trudeau misses this date he won't be re-elected (he loving sucks poo poo he shouldn't be anyways, btw there are no good candidates)

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:16

kloa: Feb 14, 2007

Hell Yeah posted:

and my threads are better than ever.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:21

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

drat, I gotta do something about this. *puts on orange shirt*

aight, bring on the beer and weed.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:24

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Do it ironically posted:

yeah but weed isn't legal here in canada till july 1, and believe me if trudeau misses this date he won't be re-elected (he loving sucks poo poo he shouldn't be anyways, btw there are no good candidates)

No one will get mad at you if you inhale weed smoke before then. In fact most folk will be quite understanding.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:27

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Begorrah, don't be hatin' on de Oirish now.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:31

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

And what do you do in Belfast, Sean?

Oi'm a tail gunner onna brread trock.

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:33

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Butte, America has traditionally done up some epic saint paddys parties over the last couple centuries. I do not go there.

http://mtstandard.com/news/local/the-heat-is-on-butte-police-gear-up-for-st/article_46c0a6f4-f14e-51c1-9e48-6cc37adfb926.html

With St. Urho�s Day falling on Friday, St. Patrick�s Day celebrations planned for Saturday, and spring break in full swing at Montana Tech and o

Who the heck is st. urho?

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The legend of St. Urho originated in Northern Minnesota in the 1950s. However, there are differing opinions as to whether it began with the fables created by Sulo Havumaki of Bemidji, or the tongue-in-cheek tales told by Richard Mattson of Virginia. Either way, the legend has grown among North Americans of Finnish ..

dee eight fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Mar 18, 2018

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:35

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

this is the fakest, shittiest, most brotastic WOOOOOOO idiot holiday ever invented

i have never seen dumber drunk assholes in my life than on st patricks day

combine that with fake "irish" pride...ugh

gently caress this lovely holiday that i almost got stabbed on

# ? Mar 18, 2018 03:38