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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

this frickin dumdum just chewed up 174 bucks woryh of makeup and I think he needs to get a good old fashioned byob style roast for his heckin bs

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:08

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I never did one of these so um do we take its hair off first? Whats the safe inside temp for a dog to be cooked at?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:54

Tendai: "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

yo dog you are too fuzzy!!!

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:56

FutonForensic

hamjobs' dog has never bought Christmas seals. It wouldn't know what to feed them!

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:19

Tebulot: im hip now bois

What's the deal, with mailmen!?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:24

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Haha dog lacks eye stalks and big external shell in which to retreat into

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:27

Dungeon Ecology

hahahah u dog just lmao

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:53

Dungeon Ecology

what an absolute muttster smdh

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:10

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

all the concealer in the world isn't going to help, Spot

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

All the OTHER dogs eat POOP

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# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:22

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Maybe he's just trying to get you to see his inner beauty.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:27

Dungeon Ecology

that poop gonna look like rainbow swirl

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

this dog is so entrenched in the bourgouise ideals that he ate only the finest makeup, fenty by Rihanna, because it's not good enough to just eat my Urban decay palette, noooo

# ? Oct 4, 2018 00:54

Robot Made of Meat

It's his way of telling you that he thinks you're beautiful just the way you are.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:02

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

fenty them flews, my dog

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:39

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

bow without the wow

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:45

alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha dog lacks eye stalks and big external shell in which to retreat into

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:45

TOOT BOOT

sorry to say, your dog is a lamer

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:53

alnilam

your dog can't even make the tweet

# ? Oct 4, 2018 01:54

Nurge: by Reene

your dog is hecking awesome and I would like to pet him

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# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

your dog can't even make the tweet

deadass laughing in his face because he lacks thumbs to make the dang tweet from his golden toilet (it's because he pees on the same spot on the grass a lot)

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:52

Manifisto

your dog is on maybe three levels of irony MAXIMUM

# ? Oct 4, 2018 03:10

Tane

have you considered that maybe your dog is trying to tell you that you're beautiful on the inside and don't need 174 dollars worth of makeup or whatever also maybe rub his belly once in a while huh stop thinking about yourself all the time

# ? Oct 4, 2018 05:16

Defenistrator: Ask me about my burritos

Why the heck is everyone so stoopid nowadays. Frankly speaking, more people than ever can read and were all still stupid. It's insane how much we collectively squander away everything.

Even worse than this is your dog.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 05:33

rump buttman: I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

off brand muppet looking muthapuppa

# ? Oct 4, 2018 06:07

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

the we-rate-dogs guy gave this pooch a 9/10, his lowest rating ever

if the dog really wants to MAKE it UP to you, he should put some of that makeup ON.

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# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:24

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Tane posted:

have you considered that maybe your dog is trying to tell you that you're beautiful on the inside and don't need 174 dollars worth of makeup or whatever also maybe rub his belly once in a while huh stop thinking about yourself all the time

friend that 174 bucks worth of makeup is my bread and butter and he ate it like a gat dang dinner roll

Rihanna is probably somewhere writing a diss track about my dog

# ? Oct 4, 2018 14:42

google THIS

You are...an adequate boy. :frogc00l:

# ? Oct 4, 2018 19:07

ChubbyChecker

squirrels laff at you dogg!

# ? Oct 4, 2018 19:58

FactsAreUseless

Let's roast that dog, let's kill and eat that dog, haha, just a little scary Halloween humor for you, obviously that dog would not be good to eat b/c it's old and tough

# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:30

alnilam

*Reads thread title*

*lights a fire in a barbecue pit*

*looks menacingly at dog while sharpening knife and licking lips*

Yep... *Tosses steaks into grill* you're not getting any scraps this time binch

# ? Oct 5, 2018 00:52

Senior Management

Yep, seen this before. Back in the old days my gran pappy would tell me those stories. Then finally, one day after Church I finally seen one. That's a dog. I told y'all I seen this before.

:jerry:

# ? Oct 5, 2018 01:26

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

*Reads thread title*

*lights a fire in a barbecue pit*

*looks menacingly at dog while sharpening knife and licking lips*

Yep... *Tosses steaks into grill* you're not getting any scraps this time binch

wow I said roast him not make him cry, geez

# ? Oct 5, 2018 04:32

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Nice frickin mullet, dog.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 13:38

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

mother fucker looks like merkins

# ? Oct 5, 2018 22:42

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

hey dog what was the best tasting color? if you can't see them i wonder if you could at least taste them

# ? Oct 5, 2018 23:41

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

dogs: we have an acute sense of smell several hundred times better than a human's :smugdog:

also dogs: gonna eat a cat turd out of the litterbox and take a big whiff of another dog's butt

# ? Oct 5, 2018 23:43

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

hey dog, you're so small and wussy that if you got caught by the dogcatcher they would drive right past the pound and take you to the ounce with all the other small sissy dogs

# ? Oct 5, 2018 23:46

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

hey dog, you're so small and wussy that if you got caught by the dogcatcher they would drive right past the pound and take you to the ounce with all the other small sissy dogs

brutal

# ? Oct 5, 2018 23:59

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# ? May 19, 2024 01:38

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I'M STILL LAFFIN

idiot dog probably cant even back into parking spaces and has to park head in

# ? Oct 6, 2018 00:03

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