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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Hey, it's the last ever UFC on Fox card. Here's what's going on.

Main Card - Fox, 8:00PM ET

Lightweight - Kevin "Motown Phenom" Lee vs "Ragin" Al Iaquinta

Lightweight - Edson "Junior" Barboza vs Daniel "The Hangman" Hooker

Bantamweight - Rob Font vs Sergio "The Phenom" Pettis

Lightweight - Jim "A-10" Miller vs Charles "do Bronx" Oliveira

Prelims - Fox Sports 1, 5:00PM ET

Welterweight - Zak "The Barbarian" Ottow vs Dwight "The Body Snatcher" Grant

Lightweight - Drakkar Klose vs Bobby "King" Green

Lightweight - Joaquim "Neto BJJ" Silva vs Jared "Flash" Gordon

Middleweight - Gerald "GM3" Meerschaert vs Jack "The Joker" Hermansson

Middleweight - Zak Cummings vs Trevor "Hot Sauce" Smith

Featherweight - Dan "Dynamite" Ige vs Jordan "Native Psycho" Griffin

Early Prelims - Fight Pass, 3:30 PM ET

Light Heavyweight - Adam "The Prototype" Milstead vs Mike "Bones" Rodriguez

Heavyweight - Juan "The Kraken" Adams vs Chris De La Rocha

Things of Note

  • love a prelim trashweight bout, baby
  • can't wait to see bobby green shrug his way through getting punched in the face some more
  • Miller vs Oliveira should be :krad:
  • The Gangster Iaquinta, real Brooklyn Gangster

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
ufc dot com didnt update the fight pass prelim start time after the jessica rose-clark vs andrea lee bout got pulled

:shrug:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Juan Adams is a weird lookin dude - his face is all out of proportion somehow - but Chris de la Rocha is the second coming of Mike Russow, so I don't know who to cheer for.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Faaaaatweeeiiighhtttttss

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Juan Adams is a weird lookin dude - his face is all out of proportion somehow - but Chris de la Rocha is the second coming of Mike Russow, so I don't know who to cheer for.

Juan Adams is what happens when Rita Repulsa throws her magic wand and makes No Way Jose grow to monstrous size

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
"You can't let him hit you like that." Good advice from Dell Rocha's corner.

Either one of these guys could literally knock my head off with their fists.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
#BigDickEnergy

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I'm still a mostly casual fan how much should I care about this card

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


IcePhoenix posted:

I'm still a mostly casual fan how much should I care about this card

The main event might have title implications, but there are lots of good violence guys on it. Has good fun potential but not a lot beyond that.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Pretty good main on this, and the 2nd ever to feature the double journeyman ZakAttak™ on the undercard

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
da leeever

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Had no idea this was an early card. Wonder why they're rematching Miller and Oliveira

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Thanks y'all

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

old.flv posted:

Had no idea this was an early card. Wonder why they're rematching Miller and Oliveira

I wonder if the first fight was when Miller was stricken with Lyme disease

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.
Whole main card looks pretty drat sick imo

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

IcePhoenix posted:

I'm still a mostly casual fan how much should I care about this card

His Majesty Dan Hooker is fighting which is always a treat. Namaste

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This is a good fight

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Booing because your man lost owns.

meatloafkitten
Mar 2, 2004

To the KISS-copter!
"I didn't feel like fighting today."
"I want to be as active as possible."

Close, entertaining fight.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Love to throw strikes without set up.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This is one of the least interesting striking fights I've ever seen.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Well, the grappling is living up to the striking.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Cut the matchmaker

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


gently caress middlweights are terrible. If I had never seen either of these guys fight again I would have not thought of them again, except maybe Trevor Smith, who I have to keep mentally distinct from Anthony Smith.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

“I think it was his striking. It was just crisper and cleaned.”

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


The best part of that fight was that DC's only anecdote about either fighter was that Zac Cummings is fat.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

I'll always remember Adam "The Prototype" Milstead as the guy who got bulldozed into the corner and got kneed in the rear end for like four solid minutes by Curtis Blaydes

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Wow Thomas Middleditch really took a career turn

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Alright this is much more fun. That elbow looked painful.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Worst fight IQ of the year there, folks.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Soukhamthath—Meerschaert. Book it.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Oh what the gently caress I just assumed this was starting at 6-7ish the way most cards do but I guess not, whoops.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This fight owns

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Holy gently caress looks like I tuned in at the right time

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
That was a kooky round.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

Yeah post-Cummins this card looking good. Think Silva is gonna get nicked again if he doesn’t stop pressuring straight forwards.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

seeing a cauliflower ear get popped is probably the single grossest thing in MMA for me

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

IcePhoenix posted:

seeing a cauliflower ear get popped is probably the single grossest thing in MMA for me

I think DC was overselling it a bit, it's just mildly bleeding not exploded.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

It’s certainly not as bad as the Thompson ear.

E: This is a very cool fight.

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NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
God drat that looks painful.

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