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Kidz Bop version of the spooky drone metal + spoken word piece My Wall by SunnO))) |
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[solo kid 1] And I do walk upon Wan's Dyke And I do survey the land And I did become the Reaper with my own bare hands [kid chorus, extremely happy sounding] For I am Woden Though, some call me Hermes Some call me Roman Mercury God of cargos God of weather Hanging God of boundaries Hanging God of Gibbet Hill [Solo kid 2] Killing God of hidden doorways |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:36
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I wanna hug you like an animal |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:38
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google THIS posted:I wanna hug you like an animal |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:38
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alnilam posted:Kidz Bop version of the spooky drone metal + spoken word piece My Wall by SunnO))) |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:38
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[in Collective Soul voice] Nuh nuh, nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh YEAH! |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:39
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If anyone needs inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z06GwcesN1A |
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FactsAreUseless posted:If anyone needs inspiration: thanks youtube account UltimateKidzBopFan, for reminding me that nothing we come up with here will be as insane as the real thing |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:41
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alnilam posted:thanks youtube account UltimateKidzBopFan, for reminding me that nothing we come up with here will be as insane as the real thing |
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Jan 24, 2019 04:43
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[deeply uncomfortably] Like a virgin... touched for the very first time... *audience coughs nervously* |
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the Kidz Bop Anal oval office cover album
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Twenty Four posted:the Kidz Bop Anal oval office cover album |
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Jan 24, 2019 09:57
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easy skanking, *children's chorus*skanking it easy easy skanking, *children's chorus*skanking it slow easy skanking, *children's chorus*skanking it easy easy skanking, *children's chorus*skanking it slow excuse me while I light my spliff *children's chorus*(spliff) good god i gotta' take a lift *children's chorus*(lift) from reality i just can't drift *children's chorus*(drift) that's why I am staying with this riff *children's chorus*(riff)
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[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling]
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Jan 24, 2019 14:43
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling] |
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Jan 24, 2019 15:41
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I sprinkle glitter on my project |
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling] ---------------- |
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling]
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Jan 24, 2019 16:03
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling]
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Jan 24, 2019 16:50
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google THIS posted:I wanna hug you like an animal sightly off topic but this reminds me of weird al's polka mixes he did on every album, and Closer was my favorite inclusion because he made it sound so happy and wacky |
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Jan 24, 2019 16:58
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling] |
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Jan 24, 2019 17:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME Some of the comments on this video are pretty good: "When you cut your wrists with safety scissors" "When mom buys mega blocks instead of legos"
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Jan 24, 2019 18:02
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If he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide Daddy's got a new Nintendo Switch And I won't think twice to stick that lozenge straight down Sancho's throat Believe me when I say that I got something for his sore throat
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Jan 24, 2019 18:06
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scribbling in my yearbook like you want to be callin me all the time like besties check out my backpack design it's fine all of the time like star-bellied sneetches what else can mend our argument breaches? hug the day away
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Jan 24, 2019 18:19
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FutonForensic posted:If he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide lol
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Jan 24, 2019 18:20
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Some of those who work forces are the same who watch crosswalks Some of those who work forces are the same who watch crosswalks Some of those who work forces are the same who watch crosswalks UHHHHHH Crossin' in a safe way Crossin' in a safe way *later* YEAH THANKS, I will cross when you tell me YEAH THANKS, I will cross when you tell me YEAH THANKS, I will cross when you tell me
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Jan 24, 2019 18:25
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Jolo posted:Some of those who work forces lol quote:those who drive are justified |
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Jan 24, 2019 18:32
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FutonForensic posted:If he knows what is good for him, he best go run and hide
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sketchy looking teenager with a fanny pack full of money and a backpack full of juuls and wine coolers is the "guy" you want to find at the kidz bop concerts, his name is brayden and you gotta catch him before he sells out
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Jan 24, 2019 18:38
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Shaking my fist and getting out the hose because the Kidz Bop Christmas Carolers are outside my house, completely destroying the classics.
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Manifisto posted:[the kidz bop orchestra manages nearly a full four minutes and thirty three seconds of silence, broken only by a single fart and some giggling] |
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Jan 24, 2019 19:22
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Jan 24, 2019 19:55
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if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 problems but cooties ain't one |
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canyoneer posted:if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son a powerful and much needed counterargument to the antivax movement... once thought eliminated, cooties are resurgent on the playground
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alnilam posted:a powerful and much needed counterargument to the antivax movement... once thought eliminated, cooties are resurgent on the playground *video of a kid on the playground trying in vain to stretch a condom over his head so he can safely kiss a girl who waits impatiently by the jungle gym*
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No, mommy, don't do it again! Don't do it again, I'll be a good boy! I'll be a good boy, I promise! No, mommy, don't take my video games away! Why did you have to ground me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're irking me! Why do you have to be so strict? What do you? What do you mean "play outside?" What do you mean "play outside?" Why can't I just play Fortnite? Never tell me I need the exercise again, lady! Darn you! I don't need this poop! You level-headed, consistent, loving, engaged parent! How would you like to see me throw a tantrum, mommy? Here it comes, I'm ready to cry! |
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Kidz Bop Presents Violent Femmes why can't I get just one snack why can't I get just one snack that is something that I lack but I look at the fridge and I need a snack |
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Jan 25, 2019 01:01
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Jolo posted:Some of those who work forces |
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Y'know that I want your hugging But my logic tells me that it ain't never gonna happen And then my defenses say I didn't want it anyway (YEAH!) But you know sometimes I'm a liar |
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