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thread music hello and welcome to my Roulette. please open up that link and let the song play while you read this thread. all teams must be named after a recently extinct mammal, bird, reptile, amphibian, fish, or insect. please only pick species with a common name and not a binomial because binomials aren't funny. team names are assigned on a first come, first served basis. if you signed up and your name isn't here, well, maybe there's a good reason i didn't put you on a team. maybe you already know why you aren't going to find your name here. there aren't a lot of toxxes this year, and i know a lot of you already like to donate to certain organizations, but please consider making a toxx where you donate money to help save the vaquita porpoise. they are cute and there are less than 30 left in the whole world.  please give money to save this cute animal for me. i made you this nice thread. The List of Baron Corbin's Royal Rumble Roulette Teams 1 - The Hawkins' Rails Codependent Poster Netsky ShadowedFlames InsensitiveSeaBass IcePhoenix Buzzsaw The Berzerker 2 - Emma's Giant Rat Ishin TV Zombie Flight Bisque Cavauro LionYeti MotU 3 - The Ridley's Stick Insects BGrifter Armitage Twisted Eye No Irish Need Imply the escape goat Wrath of Zidane 4 - The Painted Vultures Little Mac KoldPT Shawn Cotureier Natural 20 Jenkem Delivery TheRico 5 - The Desert Bandicoots Big Coffin Hunter Pinwiz11 Max Coveri Suplex Liberace Explosions a new study bible! 6 - The Lesser Bilbies CarlCX Push El Burrito Bigass Moth Hoss Corncave CBJSprague24 Liquid Communism nooneofconsequence 7 - The Saudi Gazelles Optimist with doubt UltimoDragonQuest JayMax TTBF The Croc Evil Canadian 8 - The Javan Tigers Black Is Black NienNunb Junpei Hyde Ratedargh Zanael stab 9 - The Jamaica Giant Galliwasps PeteRoseHaircut Troxartas The Bee achillesforever6 BrigadierSensible Red is Dead 10 - The Black Rhinoceroses werty420 Dragonatrix GLOSS Gorgolflox A Salty Affair Borrowed Ladder 11 - The Galápagos Tortoises The man called M Shoehead elf help book Evil Badman Rubber Soul Dango Bango 12 - The Cave Squeakers SamuraiFoochs Baron Corbin McStabby BrutusBeefcake Dacap Cart Mountain Andy Dufresne 13 - The Tasmanian Tigers Venomous Big Queefy oldskool BodyMassageMachine Vaguido Athelthral 14 - The Japanese Sea Lions Jayou Bard Maddox NULL_SIGNAL WatermelonGun uncurable mlady Friendo55 15 - The Confused Moths Luigi Thirty IncessantExcess delfin Blasmeister Erebus YeehawMcKickass 16 - The Cryptic Treehunters Raskolnikov38 WrasslorMonkey DoctorGonzo BisonDollah E.G.G.S. Aphrodite 17 - The Great Auks NowonSA PASS THE MASH That DICK! Gumball Gumption Manic_Misanthrope Purple Monkey 18 - The Admirable False Brook Salamanders Leggsy tweet my meat beggar Grant DaNasty try the new taco place TKImpulse AkumaHokoru 19 - The Saint Croix Racers YourHumbleMessiah Molestationary Store fit em all up in there Eltoasto Senerio lamentable dustman 20 - The Réunion Swamphens SilverMike Gonz ThePariah STONE COLD 64 nonrev Riotgrrill 21 - The Bering Cackling Geese Abroham Lincoln Petit Gregory Rarity Shima Honnou sonicice Shinjobi 22 - The Samoan Wood Rails jesus WEP Procrastinator Neurotic Roleplay Namtab is pepsi ok Do not even ask 23 - The Robust Burrowing Mayflies Karmine reignofevil HulkaMatt Vendo Thefastlane Professor Funk 21 Hoot Salute 24 - The Aurochs surf rock Fentry HOT! New Memes TL SatansOnion John Cenas Jorts interpunct 25 - The Ascension Night Herons Pandanaut Infidel Castro dirthouse veryslightlymad Bizarro Kanyon Xerzes 26 - The Mariana Mallards Gatts Sky Shadowing ShakeZula Sanguinia Gaz-L herculon 27 - The Spix's Macaws karmicknight Erainor Accident Underwater sigmachiev Dias Seltzer 28 - The Thicktail Chubs freeranger SalTheBard PUNKS DIET SODA Cage Kicker Dick Bastardly Maigius 29 - The Moas Writer Cath Mancubus Jerusalem Insertnamehere31 thatguyclint RealFoxy 30 - The Quito Stubfoot Toads Tyma Fluffy Bunnies Quasipox SnafuAl Dangerous Person KungFu Grip alpha_destroy Shayna Baszler fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Baron Corbin posted:11 Galápagos tortoise
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Jan 26, 2019 01:23
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16 is Team Cryptic Treehunter.
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Jan 26, 2019 01:25
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Team 29 is Team Moa - may we have better luck than this apparently delicious bird did.Baron Corbin posted:29. Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 01:28
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Baron Corbin posted:24 Aurochs
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Jan 26, 2019 01:29
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Team 10 is Team Black Rhino, because spot #10 seems appropriate for about where Rhyno will show up in the Rumble.quote:10
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Jan 26, 2019 01:32
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Baron Corbin posted:
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Jan 26, 2019 01:32
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In honor of all the beef in the rumble, team 28 will be the Aurochs! Edit: Ignore this, I wasn't caught up when I posted this. Maigius fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 01:34
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edit: oh, it's actually extinct and not at-risk, huh. So I'll claim 27 as the Spix's Macaw or Ararinha-azul, which showed up on Pixar's Rio and is basically extinct on the wild.
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Jan 26, 2019 01:37
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i don't like being on team number 2 so someone else will name it.
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Jan 26, 2019 01:37
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herculon posted:Cephalaspidomorphs this is not recently extinct nor is it a common name!
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Jan 26, 2019 01:39
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Baron Corbin posted:21 A team this powerful is none other than THE BERING CACKLING GOOSE
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Jan 26, 2019 01:46
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Team 1 is team Hawkins Rail in honor of Curt Hawkins' incoming first victory
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Jan 26, 2019 01:48
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I want to move to team #12. i want MotU to be moved there with me. but i know that can't happen. I am just saying what i want to happen for my birthday in November.
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Cavauro posted:I want to move to team #12. i want MotU to be moved there with me. but i know that can't happen. I am just saying what i want to happen for my birthday in November. i'm sorry that politics had to come in the way of us all being together, Cavauro
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Jan 26, 2019 01:53
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Baron Corbin posted:this is not recently extinct nor is it a common name! Fine, Mariana mallards
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Jan 26, 2019 01:56
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I thought not running this would give me a better chance of winning. I was wrong.
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Jan 26, 2019 02:00
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We're Team Ridley's Stick Insect
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Jan 26, 2019 02:01
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Entry 14 - Japanese Sea Lion in honor of our only winner, unless my fellow victorious team mates have a better option? Now 14, by the numbers By the numbers... 1988 - Outlaw Ron Bass - Eliminated by Don Muraco - Duration 10:41 1989 - Marty Janetty - Eliminated by Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard - Duration 7:52 1990 - Haku - Eliminated by Hulk Hogan - Duration 22:31 1991 - The British Bulldog - Eliminated by Earthquake and Nasty Boy Knobbs - Duration 36:43 1992 - Hercules - Eliminated by The Big Boss Man - Duration 00:56 1993 - The Berzerker - Eliminated by The Undertaker - Duration 05:21 1994 - Doink - Eliminated by Bam Bam Bigelow - Duration 01:48 1995 - Jacob Blu - Eliminated by Shawn Michaels - Duration 00:17 1996 - Doug Gilbert - Eliminated by Vader - Duration 02:59 1997 - Goldust - Eliminated by Owen Hart - Duration 05:33 1998 - Ken Shamrock - Eliminated by Rocky Maivia - Duration 09:15 1999 - Kurrgan - Eliminated by Kane - Duration 06:54 2000 - Bob Backlund - Eliminated by Chris Jericho - Duration 02:00 2001 - The Goodfather - Eliminated by The Rock - Duration 00:14 2002 - DDP - Eliminated by Christian - Duration 05:15 2003 - Eddie Guerrero - Eliminated by Booker T - Duration 16:29 2004 - Rikishi - Eliminated by Randy Orton - Duration 03:38 2005 - Orlando Jordan - Eliminated by Booker T - Duration 03:36 2006 - Joey Mercury - Eliminated by Johnny Nitro - Duration 29:14 2007 - Jeff Hardy - Eliminated by Edge - Duration 03:38 2008 - Umaga - Eliminated by Batista - Duration 26:05 2009 - Fit Finley - Eliminated by Kane - Duration 29:57 2010 - MVP - Eliminated by himself - Duration 00:08 2011 - Chris Masters - Eliminated by CM Punk - Duration 01:58 2012 - The Great Khali - Eliminated by Cody Rhodes - Duration 07:32 2013 - Rey Mysterio - Eliminated by Wade Barrett - Duration 14:34 2014 - Kevin Nash - Eliminated by Roman Reigns - Duration 02:30 2015 - DDP - Eliminated by Rusev - Duration 02:28 2016 - Stardust - Eliminated by Luke Harper - Duration 13:58 2017 - Kofi Kingston - Eliminated by The Bar - Duration 16:16 2018 Mens - Shinsuke Nakamura - WINNER - Duration 44:38 2018 Womans - Michelle McCool - Eliminated by Natalya - Duration 08:38 2018 Oil Rumble - Xavier Woods - Eliminated by Elias - Duration 09:56 Longest duration: Shinsuke Nakamura - 44:38 Most eliminations: Michelle McCool - 5 (only her and Nakamura have eliminated Total wins: 1 Hall of famers: 5 (Bob Backlund, DDP, Charles Wright, Kevin Nash and Eddie Guererro, Biggest danger: The Rock, Kane and Booker T (2 eliminations each) Either we go for broke and Team 14 will win, or we burn in a blaze of medicorcy
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No Irish Need Imply posted:I thought not running this would give me a better chance of winning. i used random.org like you told me to and this is what it gave me, i'm sorry. i'm sorry, everyone. i feel bad that i had to give the vast majority of you losing numbers. i didn't think i would feel this way. i thought this would make me feel powerful, but i feel like i've alienated all of my friends
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No Irish Need Imply used to put me on the same team, because we like the same football team, and no one noticed all those years. just kidding. it happened once, and I'll never forget
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Team 17 will be the Great Auks unless somebody else has something better.
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Baron Corbin posted:i used random.org like you told me to and this is what it gave me, i'm sorry. i'm sorry, everyone. i feel bad that i had to give the vast majority of you losing numbers. i didn't think i would feel this way. i thought this would make me feel powerful, but i feel like i've alienated all of my friends Cavauro posted:No Irish Need Imply used to put me on the same team, because we like the same football team, and no one noticed all those years. just kidding. it happened once, and I'll never forget
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Dias posted:edit: oh, it's actually extinct and not at-risk, huh. So I'll claim 27 as the Spix's Macaw or Ararinha-azul, which showed up on Pixar's Rio and is basically extinct on the wild. Go the fighting little blue macaws.
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Team 5 is Team Desert Crash Bandicoot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Kp4r--JTc Big Coffin Hunter fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 04:48
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I like team 22 is pepsi ok? do not even loving ask EDIT: that makes me want to call us Team RC Cola if nobody else comes up with a better one Procrastinator fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 04:48
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Team 12 will be the Cave Squeakers.
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Baron Corbin posted:15 Team 15 is the Confused Moths, which is apparently an extinct species even though it's an accurate descriptor of most moths I've ever encountered
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Cavauro posted:I want to move to team #12. i want MotU to be moved there with me. but i know that can't happen. I am just saying what i want to happen for my birthday in November. thank you for your thoughts
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Jan 26, 2019 06:32
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also team #2 is Emma's Giant Rat
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Jan 26, 2019 06:34
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aka MotU and Cavauro's Stupid Team of Idiots
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The history of #29 Team Moa! 1989 - Rick Martel (1 elimination) 1990 - Hercules (1 elimination) 1991 - The Warlord (0 eliminations) 1992 - Sid Justice (6 eliminations, hosed over by Hulk Hogan) 1993 - Repo Man (0 eliminations) 1994 - Marty Jannetty (0 eliminations) 1995 - Fatu (0 eliminations) 1996 - The British Bulldog (1 elimination) 1997 - Henry O. Godwinn (0 eliminations) 1998 - Chainz (1 elimination) 1999 - Owen Hart (0 eliminations) 2000 - The Godfather (0 eliminations) 2001 - Haku (0 eliminations) 2002 - Rob Van Dam (0 eliminations) 2003 - Brock Lesnar (4 eliminations + THE WINNER OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH) 2004 - Rob Van Dam (0 eliminations) 2005 - Christian (0 eliminations) 2006 - Rob Van Dam (0 eliminations) 2007 - The Miz (0 eliminations) 2008 - Triple H (6 eliminations) 2009 - Hacksaw Jim Duggan (0 eliminations) 2010 - Edge (2 eliminations + THE WINNER OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH) 2011 - Rey Mysterio (2 eliminations) 2012 - Chris Jericho (2 eliminations) 2013 - Sin Cara (0 eliminations) 2014 - BIG E (0 eliminations) 2015 - Big Show (5 eliminations) 2016 - Sheamus (1 elimination) 2017 - The Undertaker (4 eliminations) 2018 Men - Goldust (0 eliminations) 2018 Women - Bayley (1 elimination) 2019 (The Greatest Royal Rumble) - Mojo Rawley (2 eliminations) So as you can see, across (just barely) 4 decades we have managed to win the Royal Rumble twice (would have been 3 times if not for Hulk Hogan  ). If I know my statistics right, which I assuredly do not, then we are basically GUARANTEED to win this year! 
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I stand proud with my fellow cackling geese ready for big wins 1989 - The Warlord (00:02) - eliminated by Hulk Hogan 1990 - The Ultimate Warrior (14:29) - 6 eliminations, eliminated by Hulk Hogan, The Barbarian and Rick Rude 1991 - Hacksaw Jim Duggan (04:44) - eliminated by Curt Hennig 1992 - Randy Savage (22:26) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Ric Flair and Sid Justice 1993 - Typhoon (05:12) - eliminated by Earthquake 1994 - Tatanka (20:07) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Bam Bam Bigelow 1995 - Aldo Montoya (13:21) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Shawn Michaels 1996 - Aldo Montoya (01:52) - eliminated by Tatanka 1997 - Bret Hart (21:12) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Steve Austin 1998 - Mark Henry (19:07) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Faarooq 1999 - Test (12:48) - eliminated by Steve Austin 2000 - Val Venis (11:47) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Kane 2001 - William Regal (02:01) - eliminated by Test 2002 - Test (01:42) - eliminated by Steve Austin 2003 - Jamal (16:07) - eliminated by The Undertaker 2004 - Mick Foley (00:43) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Mick Foley 2005 - Jonathan Coachman (13:48) - eliminated by Ric Flair 2006 - Orlando Jordan (16:09) - eliminated by Randy Orton 2007 - Kevin Thorn (06:15) - eliminated by Chris Benoit 2008 - Carlito (15:07) - eliminated by John Cena 2009 - William Regal (04:23) - eliminated by CM Punk 2010 - Yoshi Tatsu (00:29) - eliminated by John Cena 2011 - Booker T (01:08) - eliminated by Mason Ryan 2012 - Kharma (01:02) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Dolph Ziggler 2013 - Daniel Bryan (07:55) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Antonio Cesaro and Kane 2014 - Antonio Cesaro (16:57) - eliminated by Roman Reigns 2015 - Damien Mizdow (00:18) - eliminated by Rusev 2016 - Erick Rowan (04:35) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Brock Lesnar 2017 - Bray Wyatt (24:11) - eliminated by Roman Reigns 2018 Men's - The Hurricane (00:45) - eliminated by John Cena 2018 Women's - Jacqueline (01:52) - eliminated by Nia Jax 2018 Oil - Luke Gallows (09:16) - eliminated by Rey Mysterio Hoping for a big name to go on a long run that brings a false sense of hope before their eventual elimination 
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22?! OH MAAAAN I named my team last year, so I'll let someone else on the team take a stab at it.
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Team 25 will be the Ascension Night Herons, who I can only assume is named after the recently extinct tag team. History of #25 1989 - The Red Rooster (11:27) eliminated by Ted DiBiase 1990 - Hulk Hogan (12:46) 6 eliminations, Royal Rumble Winner gently caress Hogan 1991 - Haku (13:24) eliminated by The British Bulldog 1992 - Rick Martel (22:26) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Sid Justice 1993 - Tito Santana (11:01) - eliminated by Yokozuna 1994 - Bastion Booger - Did Not Compete 1995 - Bob Backlund (0:16) - eliminated by Lex Luger 1996 - Barry Horowitz (4:15) - eliminated by Owen Hart 1997 - Flash Funk (6:12) - eliminated by Vader 1998 - Harry O. Godwinn (11:32) - eliminated by Dude Love 1999 - X-Pac (5:44) - eliminated by Big Boss Man 2000 - Billy Gunn (9:38) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Kane 2001 - Undertaker (10:45) - 4 eliminations, eliminated by Rikishi 2002 - Mr. Perfect (15:18) - eliminated by Triple H 2003 - A-Train (11:33) - eliminated by Kane & RVD 2004 - Chris Jericho (14:58) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Big Show 2005 - DUN DA DA DAAAAAH (15:28) - 3 eliminations, eliminated by Batista 2006 - Shawn Michaels (12:55) - 3 eliminations, eliminated by Shane McMahon 2007 - Chavo Guerrero (06:24) - eliminated by The Great Khali 2008 - Mark Henry (9:12) - eliminated by John Cena 2009 - Rob Van Dam (13:56) - eliminated by Chris Jericho 2010 - R-Truth (04:22) - 2 eliminations, eliminated by Kofi Kingston 2011 - Heath Slater (0:57) - eliminated by John Cena 2012 - Jack Swagger (7:59) - eliminated by Big Show & Sheamus 2013 - Zack Ryder (2:34) - eliminated by Randy Orton 2014 - Erick Rowan (5:05) - eliminated by Batista 2015 - Dean Ambrose (10:40) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Big Show & Kane 2016 - The Miz (8:55) - eliminated by Roman Reigns 2017 - Luke Harper (9:56) - 1 elimination, eliminated by Goldberg 2018 Men's - Titus O'Neil (6:07) - eliminated by Roman Reigns 2018 Women's - Asuka (19:41) - 3 eliminations, Royal Rumble Winner 2018 Oil - Bobby Roode (17:44) - eliminated by Baron Corbin All said and done, 25 is kind of a lovely spot. Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 08:40
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22 is the Samoan Wood Rails
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I'm pretty sure it took Asuka more than two minutes to win that Rumble 
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I don't know, I'm tempted to trust the list. I mean it doesn't sound right, but it IS a list.
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The storied history of Team 11, the Galápagos Tortoises, a weird combination of iron men, big chonkers, and absolute jobbers: 1988 Don Muraco (16:16) 3 Elims 1989 The Honky Tonk Man (4:12) 1990 Andre the Giant (12th) 2 Elims 1991 Tito Santana (30:23) 1992 Greg Valentine (4:12) 1993 Skinner (3:05) 1994 Randy Savage (4:38) 1 Elim 1995 Owen Hart (0:03) 1996 Takao Ōmori (2:48) 1997 Mil Mascaras (7:28) 2 Elims 1998 D'Lo Brown (32:21) 1 Elim 1999 Mabel [Attacked and stole entrant from Headbanger Mosh] (1:26) 5 Elims 2000 The British Bulldog (15:22) 1 Elim 2001 Grand Master Sexay (1:03) 2002 Maven (3:34) 1 Elim:  The Undertaker 2003 B2 (0:24) 2004 Booker T (9:11) 2 Elims 2005 Chris Jericho (28:22) 2 Elims 2006 Carlito (38:29) 2 Elims 2007 CM Punk (27:16) 1 Elim 2008 Jamie Noble (0:28) 2009 Chris Jericho (37:17) 1 Elim 2010 John Morrison (11:37) 2011 Mark Henry (7:04) 2 Elims 2012 Kofi Kingston (17:55) 2013 Sheamus (37:23) 5 Elims 2014 Dean Ambrose (33:46) 3 Elims 2015 Fandango (7:50) 2016 Titus O'Neil (9:06) 1 Elim 2017 James Ellsworth (0:15) 2018m Sheamus (0:02) 2018w Liv Morgan (5:12) 2018o Dash Wilder (1:26) Will Jericho be #14 again? Are we due for another entrant to last 30 minutes? Will Sal the Bard repeat again, despite being on team #28? stay tuned Evil Badman fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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We all hope Royal Rumble 2019 is a great rumble but we must remember it can never be the Greatest Royal Rumble. Team 7 will be known as THE SAUDI GAZELLES Baron Corbin posted:7
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