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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a manga series written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki that has been running continuously since 1986. Originally running in Weekly Shonen Jump, but now running in Ultra Jump, the series consists of eight distinct story arcs that are generally standalone but share a bit of continuity. Each part has its own protagonist in the Joestar bloodline with the nickname JoJo, and each part has a different theme and feel to it.

So here they are!



Part 1: Phantom Blood
"Even Speedwagon is afraid!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE

The first part of JoJo is often described as a cross between Fist of the North Star and Bram Stoker's Dracula. Set in 1880, it follows Jonathan Joestar as he does battle against his adoptive brother Dio Brando, who has used an ancient Aztec artifact to become a vampire. This part features plenty of horror, some Gothic melodrama, and Speedwagon.


Part 2: Battle Tendency
"The next thing you'll say is...!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE

The second part goes forward to the 1920s and stars Jonathan's grandson, Joseph Joestar, currently living in New York City. After an archaeological expedition gone wrong, Joseph finds himself embroiled in a fight against a group of superhuman beings from ancient times, with only his wits and an affinity for mystical power to guide him. This part features more pulpy action, Nazis, and a protagonist that's basically Bugs Bunny.


Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
"Good grief..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJEAwZRTUXU

The third and most iconic part of JoJo introduces Joseph's grandson Jotaro Kujo and the concept of Stands, a powerset that would come to define JoJo as a series. In 1989, Jotaro and a motley crew must travel from Japan to Egypt to defeat the reborn Dio Brando and undo his influence on the Joestar bloodline. This part features a lot of horror movies Araki saw, facts about Southeast Asia, and one man's quest for a decent toilet.


Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
"What did you say about my hair?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU

The fourth part of Jojo focuses on Joseph's illegitimate son Josuke Higashikata as he spends the summer of 1999 in the small town of Morioh, where he and his friends have to unravel the mystery of a serial killer who has been terrorizing the town for years. This part features a charming setting and cast, one of the best villains in the series, and is guaranteed to blow your mind.


Part 5: Golden Wind/Vento Aureo
"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ib7g_6PywA

The fifth part of Jojo takes place in Italy in 2001, where DIO's son Giorno Giovanna (it's complicated) infiltrates the mafia to take it over from within and dismantle the drug trade, going toe to toe with the don himself. This part features some fun crime boys, plenty of Stand battles, and a buncha powers that don't make sense.


Part 6: Stone Ocean
"American style. French style. Japanese style. Italian. Specifically Naples style. The world's fingers for 'gently caress off.'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKtto2yZXw0

The sixth part takes us to Florida in 2011, where Jotaro's daughter Jolyne Cujoh has been imprisoned for a crime she didn't commit and uncovers a plot to enact the will of DIO even beyond his death. This part ends the original timeline of Jojo and features cute buff girls, Catholicism, but not FUCKIN' MICKEY.


Part 7: Steel Ball Run
"This is the story of how I learned to walk."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ysFgElQtjI

The seventh part is the beginning of a rebooted continuity and takes us back to 1890, where Johnny Joestar, a paraplegic former jockey, takes part in a cross-country horse race in the hopes of mastering a mystic art that could heal his legs, uncovering a terrible secret along the way that goes all the way to the White House. This part features hot horse racing action, metaphysical nonsense, and dinosaurs.


Part 8: Jojolion
"Shhh....Soft & Wet."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwDnsgfmG8M

The eighth part continues the timeline of Steel Ball Run and heads back to Morioh in 2011, where in the wake of the Tohoku earthquake, a young woman finds a mysterious amnesiac young man. Temporarily dubbed Josuke Higashikata, the man is taken in by a rich family as he investigates the circumstances of his identity, how he got there, and the conspiracy behind it all. This part features weird bougie people, bubbles, and four testicles.


Part 9: The JOJOLands
"Now, you might think this is a load of bullshit, but..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjFG03kS7nQ

The ninth and current part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is set in Hawaii in the 2020s and follows Jodio Joestar, and the story of how he becomes filthy stinkin' rich.

JoJo also has a currently running anime that began in 2012 and is currently adapting Golden Wind. It's also featured in and had several video games based on it, the most recent one being the arena fighter Eyes of Heaven. Additionally, after only having the third part officially translated for years, Viz recently officially released parts 1 and 2 and is currently releasing part 4.

Waffleman_ fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Feb 16, 2023

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I think you're right about that.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Part 6 has its own weird poo poo to deal with and then the arrows go away entirely.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/kurakyoin/status/1128250771961630720

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I think Rina was just into the bug thing and you gotta find your bliss

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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So I did a thing for when we start Steel Ball Read

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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I think a lot of that fatigue is also because most people probably started Part 6 immediately after Part 5, which is also very fight heavy, especially in the latter half. It definitely was for me. I wonder if the anime giving a little room to breathe between the two will affect perceptions of it in that way.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Dragonatrix posted:

Also, y'know, he spent a hundred years in a coffin under the sea.

Oh what's becoming of him?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Begemot posted:

It's maaaaaaaagic

Also I kinda feel like Araki wanted to do a version of ripple that was more coherent, and also didn't want to reintroduce stands until he had to. Heck, the first leg of SBR feels like just a straight-up sports manga about horse racing.

Although, there is the tease of In a Silent Way in the first chapter, so....

Araki's said in JOJOVELLER that Steel Ball Run was intended to be Part 7 from the start and that the rebranding was at the urging of the editors who thought they could pull more people in by presenting it as a completely new manga.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/ArakiArt/status/1136762576682049536

The second picture was taken a couple weeks ago.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The voice lines in ASB definitely show that Johnny can be dry and sarcastic, but I think he still likes them.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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If it hadn't been for shoeless Joe
I'da had Jesus a long time ago
Where did he come from
Where did he go
Where did he come from, shoeless Joe?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Expect My Mom posted:

Gyro aiming Johnny's legs for him like a rifle

The only thing gayer than Giorno putting his fingers in Mista's pants.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/jojocaballin/status/1137027986597847041

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Part 4 dub trip report:

KIRA SAID BONER.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Must have been my pen thrown through a window....why did he take it...?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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You bastards!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Is she a woman of the sea or the land?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It was jellyfish.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/pkjd8I8/status/1144418786797166592

This is 100% Rolling Stone

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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RatHat posted:

Unless they’re adding a lot of new scenes I don’t see how you’d stretch Rolling Stones out to an hour.

PHF BAYBEE

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Due to Disney's licensing demands, the Stone Ocean anime will instead change it to the much less expensive Universal Studios

WHERE THE gently caress ARE MINIONS

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Anime Thread: It's Fine, Let's Just Read SBR

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Speaking of Part 6, I just had a real dumb idea for an ED.

What's a song that was popular during the early 10s and deals with events happening multiple times?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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It really doesn't help that the part takes place over like a week. No time for relationships to form.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Aurora posted:

dragon's dream is funny because he told the guy to drink piss

Nobody has any jellyfish though.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/ihavenoidea731/status/1150826949239066626

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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GET OUUUUUUU~T OF MY [SWAMP,] DOUNKEEEEEEE~Y

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Instead of Acts, Shrek's Stand would have Layers.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Just a little, though.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Expect My Mom posted:

it feels like we've been here forever

part 7 was 95 chapters

And a portion of those chapters were weekly!

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Isn't that the interview show on youtube with the wings

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/maniamarshmallo/status/1155535279178027008

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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TheLoneStar posted:

What will we do to fill the anime void until Steel Ball Run gets animated?

*Pounds fists on table* Steel Ball Read

STEEL BALL READ

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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You fools



Jolyne Cujoh is a pansexual icon

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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TheLoneStar posted:

All the most intelligent JoJo fans realize that Giorno is actually Jonathan's son as he spawned from his balls.

Wryyy's stored in the balls :colbert:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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https://twitter.com/hachurart/status/1156274756666187778

I am slain

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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The karmic punishment of realizing that if nobody knows who you are, nobody cares who you are is chef kiss

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Funky Valentine posted:

The fact that the drastic mistake that Diavolo makes leading to his defeat is going "aight bet" to Trish calling him a coward still floors me.

It's funny because he has spent his entire life being an open and active coward and it's like NOW you have pride?

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


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Also of course it's not real, it's a movie.

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