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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


At 7PM Eastern (twenty minutes from this post) is

The Buy In preshow
Private Party (Isiah Kassidy and Marq Quen) vs Angelico and Jack Evans. Two good teams, no wins in AEW so far, that changes for one of them tonight


21-wrestler Casino battle royal: Women's Edition. Announced entrants so far include Britt Baker, Jazz, Sadie Gibbs, Teal Piper, Big Swole, Aerial Monroe, Brandi, Nyla Rose, Allie, Ivelisse, and Awesome Kong. Winner gets to be in the singles match for the inaugural women's title at the TNT debut


At 8PM Eastern is AEW All Out, the main show

A Boy, His Son and His Dinosaur (Jungle Boy, Marko Stunt and Luchasaurus) vs SoCal Uncensored (Christopher Daniels, Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky)


Riho vs Hikaru Shida in a joshi showcase that likely determines the other half of the singles match for the inaugural women's title at the TNT debut


Dark Order (Evil Uno and Stu Grayson) vs Best Friends (Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta, winners get a first round bye in the tag title tournament


Joey Janela vs Darby Allin vs Jimmy Havoc in a triple threat Cracker Barrel Clash. Three men, no wins in AEW so far, that changes for one of them tonight


Lucha Bros (Pentagon Jr and Fenix) defend the AAA tag titles against Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) in a ladder match


Cody vs Shawn Spears (with Tully Blanchard). Loser is a good hand


Kenny Omega vs "Honorary Jon Moxley for a day" PAC


Chris Jericho vs Hangman Adam Page for the inaugural AEW world title


Watch on PPV or BR Live in the US and Canada ($50), ITV Box Office in the UK (£14.95), and FITE TV internationally (price varying)

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Aug 31, 2019

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm so excited for the return of CM Punk!

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Big mami

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Weeee

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
all the dark order gimps are C.M. punk clones

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

many thanks to chris james the 2nd for doing the needful

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Private party should get a communist gimmick to become public party

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
Man I hope nothing goes wrong.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Excited for the show. However, if I can commit a bit of heresy here, I don't really care for the Casino Battle Royale format personally. I am, like probably a lot of people in AEW's new and prospective fanbase, not as up on my indies as I could be. People getting individual entrances is really useful for putting a face to a name, letting the announcers put them over, etc. Knots of undifferentiated talent can get confusing to a stupid mark like me

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Got a refund on Royal Quest cause FITE was so bad so I'm All in for All Out (on traditional cable lol)

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Im really jazzed to see what kind of stupid damage Joey, Darby and Jimmy are gonna endure.

My kiddo loves Luchasarus too its fun to have her yell things like "The dinoman throws kids!"

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

looking forward to either the greatest wrestling show of all time or a heroes of wrestling level disaster no other result will satisfy me

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
The casino battle royale is pretty dumb but it might be different this time

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
This is gonna be good

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I'm ALL IN for ALL OUT

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


lost my old email posted:

looking forward to either the greatest wrestling show of all time or a heroes of wrestling level disaster no other result will satisfy me

CM Punk, as one of those Librarians-style five dimensional jokes, comes out more inebriated than Jake was at Heroes of Wrestling. Colt Cabana, like Yokozuna, is 780 pounds.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're going to have fun in here. with me and the poster Cerebral Bore who is inside my body so to speak. not sharing accounts however.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lost my old email posted:

looking forward to either the greatest wrestling show of all time or a heroes of wrestling level disaster no other result will satisfy me

I am immediately closing the thread if Punk comes out

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Colt cobana is gona get his son mjf to take out cm punk forcing him to retire and start playing hockey instead

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

i had floor seats to this and my flight to chicago got cancelled because of the hurricane.

oh well, at least i get to watch with my postin' pals :unsmith:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

The casino battle royale is pretty dumb but it might be different this time

It's the same format but they announced few wrestlers. The surprise factor Will be important

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
today you are all my posting pals

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

DoctorGonzo posted:

It's the same format but they announced few wrestlers. The surprise factor Will be important

There is one surprise I know about. I hope it is ruined by presentation.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So Dustin is definitely going to corner Cody to counter Tully in Shawn''s corner right, that seems like the obvious move

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Taintrunner posted:

today you are all my posting pals


comrade

lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019

Chris James 2 posted:

I am immediately closing the thread if Punk comes out

nuclear heat

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Taintrunner posted:

I'm so excited for the return of CM Punk!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tovarich

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



Chris James 2 posted:

I am immediately closing the thread if Punk comes out

Don't worry I've already got a new thread qued up

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wezlar posted:

Don't worry I've already got a new thread qued up

Thank you for making the CM Punk Megathread

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

projecthalaxy posted:

So Dustin is definitely going to corner Cody to counter Tully in Shawn''s corner right, that seems like the obvious move

Dustin please

Join in the inevitable Horsemen beatdown

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Do you guys think v*nce would die if punk came out

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I hope Darby wins the Cracker Barrel

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

I am immediately closing the thread if Punk comes out

thank you

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

Do you guys think v*nce would die if punk came out

No, that's saved for it HHH comes out

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
crying man punk is not showing up

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

Do you guys think v*nce would die if punk came out

HHH might. I'd say it's about even odds if Vince could identify CM Punk by sight unassisted right now.

Is Gary Strydom still alive he should be in AEW to spite Vince

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

projecthalaxy posted:

Excited for the show. However, if I can commit a bit of heresy here, I don't really care for the Casino Battle Royale format personally. I am, like probably a lot of people in AEW's new and prospective fanbase, not as up on my indies as I could be. People getting individual entrances is really useful for putting a face to a name, letting the announcers put them over, etc. Knots of undifferentiated talent can get confusing to a stupid mark like me

you aint alone, it's probably the thing I dislike the most about AEW shows.

Just looking at the entire card again and I can't believe it's real, not a single weak link in that lineup, just straight fire all the way through. gently caress this is going to own.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



ShallNoiseUpon posted:

crying man punk is not showing up

What do Cody's knuckles say?

NO*COMPS

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

Do you guys think v*nce would die if punk came out
i hope john cena comes out towards the end of the match as cody's second and goldenboy asks whose side is he on

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