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No one else had posted one yet and the prelims are starting, so here we go. If you have a gimmick OP or something you'd like up here, post it or send it to me and I'll edit it in. E2: I wrote this for my watch party, you can use it if you don't have anything. The belt for the Baddest Motherfucker is up for grabs because the headliners are our favourite idiot meatheads, Nate "420" Diaz and Jorge Masvidal "Sasoon". Diaz's power comes from smoking the devil's lettuce, giving him +10 DEF and -9999 INT as he ignores any blows to his non-vital body parts (his head) to drown you with bunches and bunches of punches. Masvidal is as old school as it gets, fighting as a teenager in backyards on Kimbo "The Slicer" Slice's VHS tapes. He usually floated around the middle of the pack, but he got a recent power boost from discovering boutique shampoo and did a flying knee so hard he knocked out both Ben "Dad Bod" Askren and our Foxtel signal in a record 5 seconds. Main Card(PPV 10PM EST) Welterweight Jorge Masvidal vs. Nate Diaz Middleweight Kelvin Gastelum vs. Darren Till Welterweight Stephen Thompson vs. Vicente Luque Heavyweight Derrick Lewis vs. Blagoy Ivanov Lightweight Kevin Lee vs. Gregor Gillespie Preliminary card (ESPN2 8:00 EST) Light Heavyweight Corey Anderson vs. Johnny Walker Featherweight Shane Burgos vs. Makwan Amirkhani Middleweight Brad Tavares vs. Edmen Shahbazyan Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik Early Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass 6:30 EST) Catchweight (127.2 lbs) Katlyn Chookagian vs. Jennifer Maia Welterweight Lyman Good vs. Chance Rencountre Featherweight Julio Arce vs. Hakeem Dawodu you beat me to the high effort GDT post button Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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Main Card(PPV 10PM EST) Welterweight Jorge Masvidal vs. Nate Diaz Middleweight Kelvin Gastelum vs. Darren Till Welterweight Stephen Thompson vs. Vicente Luque Heavyweight Derrick Lewis vs. Blagoy Ivanov Lightweight Kevin Lee vs. Gregor Gillespie Preliminary card (ESPN2 8:00 EST) Light Heavyweight Corey Anderson vs. Johnny Walker Featherweight Shane Burgos vs. Makwan Amirkhani Middleweight Brad Tavares vs. Edmen Shahbazyan Heavyweight Andrei Arlovski vs. Jairzinho Rozenstruik Early Preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass 6:30 EST) Catchweight (127.2 lbs) Katlyn Chookagian vs. Jennifer Maia Welterweight Lyman Good vs. Chance Rencountre Featherweight Julio Arce vs. Hakeem Dawodu you beat me to the high effort GDT post button
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Put this into the op: "Let's get it ooooon!"
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hakeem's mean mug game is on point
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I was gonna effort an OP but then I got high (and played assassin's creed). Wooo fights!
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dear ufc, thanks for this neat fight card on the day after my bday, p good
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Mean and Hakeem don't even rhyme cmon man  dang he leg hosed up already
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Dawodu just video game dodged out of the clinch wtf
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Arce's corner "he don't box good he kicks good" lmao
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I think it’s interesting there’s an ad for the impossible whopper on the mat
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drat tht was a nice back take e] Oh he lost it :rogan: Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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hakeem's striking is crispy but his workrate is a lil low. Still think he has it tho.
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Both fighters slowed down very considerably quite early, hmm.
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Gooooooooo Canada USA land of the free!
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Dawodu's looked okay in his UFC run so far, but I don't know who you'd give him that's ranked aside from like, Arnold Allen or someone.
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Why is there so much terrible promo material this early in the prelims? Feels like it might be a long night.
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Who can forget the famous, recent visual of Conor McGregor winning a fight in the UFC.
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ccubed posted:Why is there so much terrible promo material this early in the prelims? Feels like it might be a long night. because this is the most stacked card of the year despite there being a card later with 3 title fights. They still have a schedule to keep to, you're just getting less dom cruz babbling. Also holy poo poo this walkout music.
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Holy poo poo this guy's arms are as thick as his head
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I respect the pow wow but i think maybe some tribe called red woulda helped the energy level
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lets go chance encounter e]lmao he is eating some fuckin shots 
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I feel bad for Chance's grandkids who's names he's not going to ever remember.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:lets go chance encounter Yeah he got lit the gently caress up.
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Homer Simpson syndrome confirmed.
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is Lyman really good ( ) or is Rencountre way worse than I remember
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Good good
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Lol goddamn he got slaughtered
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Soothing Vapors posted:is Lyman really good ( I think going off that fight, they're both pretty bad.
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gahd daaayumn
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Aw, he had a mouth full of starburst.
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Soothing Vapors posted:is Lyman really good ( I remember Rencountre being terrible just his opponents get tired from hitting him a lot.
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Lyman Good is really adequate at hitting people.
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goddamn that pool of bloodDan Didio posted:I think going off that fight, they're both pretty bad. fair
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Wise Learned Man posted:Aw, he had a mouth full of starburst. 
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Brut posted:Holy poo poo this guy's arms are as thick as his head He's been eating some kangaroo meat.
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gently caress man those last 2 big punches just annihilated chances' face
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Brut posted:Holy poo poo this guy's arms are as thick as his head He's been eating some kangaroo meat.
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Blonde Fighter coming out to DMX is...something.
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Chookagian is ranked no. 1?
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