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TheWeedNumber posted:just found first sergeant loving a PFC. but yeah, I'm the shitbag for putting my hands in my pocket. oohrah But were they dating and did he start a fight at the e-club with another PFC over them?
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Heads up, I've just been told that our actual mission here is humanitarian: we're handing out mood stabilizers and soap to the LNs.
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Seems like the locals are generally having small scale slapfights. Why are we here again, this looks more like a photo op to say we're observing the situation.
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Seeing as KBR subcontracted all construction here using something called "radium" I'm sure we're perfectly fine in our new berthing area.
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Rakekniven posted:I'm convinced Jacksonville is the worst place on earth. It's every bad stereotype of military towns and every bad stereotype of the south compressed into a singularity of shittness. It really, is. gently caress that place forever.
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Carteret posted:My dad chose to retire in ENC, forcing me to the live out middle school and high-school in that hellhole. I've never lived anywhere worse. Jfc, that's awful
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Jfc, that could've ended so much worse. Lol at the mental image of razor blades taped haphazardly inside an asscrrack though. Hopefully dude got over his alcoholism and homophobia.
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McNally posted:This thread will move on to Business, Finance, and Careers, a province of Ask/Tell, on 1 May. This will be a good opportunity for you guys to figure out how much to spend on an engagement ring so you can get out of the barracks. Can I get this family crest plaque I got from the weird dude at the mcx appraised while we're there?
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bird food bathtub posted:So will the new subforum help me fill out a power of attorney for this hot chick I met on the town? We're planning to get married, she's totally in love with me and just working her way through college right now. Plus I get that sweet BAH. More money so everyone wins! Make sure it's a general poa!
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I just financed a tattoo, it's a sick piece that has the EGA with my GFs name under the globe and I'm building my credit too! Even though today was payday I'm already broke so I can't buy a '98 mustang from the place right outside the gate but they guy said they'd hold it for me, it's only gonna be 15 grand!
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CainFortea posted:And hey, Only 20k? I expect at least 30k just for the Flowmaster stickers
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Which of you assholes took a poo poo on the duty desk while I was beating off in the head? You know if you're gonna do that at least pretty it up with a flag and some GI JOES like Iwo Jima. gently caress.
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This deployment has been quiet, probably from all the financial death by PowerPoints we've been getting
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Already gave her a general poa so I'm good, not sure why I don't have a house anymore though. Odd.
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We a 120 once, it was glorious and a highlight in the eight years of bullshit. That being said, the safety stand-down afterwards made it completely not worth it lol. 90% suck, 10% meh. Balanced. Perfect. As all enlistments apparently are, if you're lucky.
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This deployment is confusing, all the mountain few bottles are full of soda and not dip spit and the only alcohol I see is for cleaning? Is this air force billeting?
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JDAM to center of board, let's go on libo
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M50 Ontos to b3, I seriously don't wanna be in the field wtf. loving stop-loss.
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Load Ontos with beehive rounds, begin targeting left side.
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biosterous posted:e: Considering I want to pollinate the enemy with "big ouch" I choose Y. Anyone else forget to send a letter home saying they're defending freedom from the chess menace?
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Starting to enjoy this deployment, maybe I should re-enlist
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Hmmm, well the ontos still has six 50cal rifles so target c7 and let's let the hillbilly-rear end crew figure out the hosed tracks later
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Yay, a thing died! Can we reload more beehive rounds and see how bad the go go systems are?
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Thank you generous host country for teaching us your traditions. In the next 3.5 weeks we will instill some of ours in return: getting ninja punched for making GBS threads in a common area sink, drinking sketchy alcohol from plastic jugs, and buddy push ups.
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Sounds like Evangelion, so we should do that for sure
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I need to pick up that game sometime, my buddy loves it lol
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I want to do warhams but I already have d&d going and cannot justify buying either minis or a 3d printer anytime soon.
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Thank gently caress we're deployed, here's something back in CONUS: Don't know anything about it other than it was sent to me and now it must be seen. 
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biosterous posted:play battletech instead, it's completely mini-agnostic. the rulebook openly encourages you to say "this lego brick is a Marauder, and this doodad on one end indicates which way it's facing" I have wanted to do that for a while tbh, even have a group that is willing iirc, unless they're just as busy as I am this summer lol
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Goddammit, just when I finally forgot they were a thing
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You just didn't hear about all the dumb poo poo. It's ok though, it was a in a different unit.
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Another chill deployment, gently caress yeah
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