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Uxzuigal

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wearing a lampshade

cool cuke use

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
One, two buckle my cu (cumber)

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

One, two buckle my cu (cumber)

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idiotsavant
you can put it in your butt, op

idiotsavant
oops it looks like the leaning tower of pizza guy already thought of that

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idiotsavant posted:

oops it looks like the leaning tower of pizza guy already thought of that

and look at his smile. great alternative use!

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itry





:nice:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Life changing

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we will never forget

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
fun fact: 1 is the cuke number

Escape From Noise

Cucs of Hazzard

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Chill Berserker Dude
cuc hold, the fine art of gripping a cucumber... just the right way in front of other cucumbers

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Pack it up, yorbs, we have a winner here.


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Senior Management



Just going to come out and say it, you can put it in your assorted salads.

:jerry:

Finger Prince


Senior Management posted:

Just going to come out and say it, you can put it in your assorted salads.

You can use it as the main ingredient of a salad!

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Finger Prince posted:

You can use it as the main ingredient of a salad

please don't spread fake news, everyone knows cucumbers are just wannabe snakes

do you wanna eat food, then get snake in your eyesocket? no

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alexandriao


Uxzuigal posted:

we will never forget


those aren't strictly cue cum bers those are pickled cucumbers and actually pickled cucumbers are worse than cournichons



cournichons are the food of the gods, they will make you 20 foot tall and yes this is the hill i will die on

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


You can scare unsuspecting cats with cucumbers

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

You can scare unsuspecting cats with cucumbers

common misconception, cats are not scared of cucumbers, however flerkens are- they hate vegetables and fruit and only savour the flesh of humanoids.

if your "cat" is scared of cucumbers, it is in fact a flerken

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