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Open to Jerry's living room, where an aged and fat Jerry sits casually on the couch sipping coffee while reading something on his iPad. Suddenly his eyes widen and he spits out his coffee.
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Kramer kramers into room yelling.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:12
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George goes to the hospital for a cheap meal.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:14
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Kramer's plan to buy 20,000 cases of hand sanitizer backfires spectacularly.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:21
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Paging ElectricSheep, and everyone else from this thread.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:24
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George watching Pornhub on his iPad and his mom keeps "popping" in via FaceTime. "she's popping in Jerry! Jerry: "A pornhub pop-in? ". George: "a pornhub pop-in! I was close Jerry! So close!"
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Mar 19, 2020 15:25
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Gath posted:Kramer kramers into room kramering.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:25
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A headline reads "Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is Accused of Sexual Misconduct by 12 Women"
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Mar 19, 2020 15:25
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Everyone eyeing the door warily praying the Kramer doesn't burst in
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Mar 19, 2020 15:25
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Kramer, socially isolated, stumbles into his webcam.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:27
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Jerry: "You can't joke about anything these days!!!"
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Mar 19, 2020 15:38
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Scene: Jerry is doing standup in prison after being arrested for sexual assault "What's the deal with cancel culture?!"
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Mar 19, 2020 15:44
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:Paging ElectricSheep, and everyone else from this thread. I loving knew this was a repeat! Goddammit! *Jerry, at a pharmacy, holds a bottle of no-name hand sanitizer and a bottle of name brand hand sanitizer and keeps going back and forth trying to decide if the extra $.50 is worth it while a line up of impatient people, including an old lady, forms behind him*
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Mar 19, 2020 15:46
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*is Jerry Seinfeld* *spends 10 hours a day friending 16-year old girls on Facebook*
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Mar 19, 2020 15:48
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*Jerry on the phone with George* Jerry: So how's the social distancing going? George: Social distancing? Please. My entire life is social distancing.
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Mar 19, 2020 15:50
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big nipples big life posted:George goes to the hospital for a cheap meal. lmfao
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Mar 19, 2020 15:51
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Lloyd Braun mines more bitcoin than George And he's more gay
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Mar 19, 2020 15:51
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Ehud posted:*Jerry on the phone with George* the only gbs threads i read are the seinfeld ones and they are always really funny and creative this is a good one
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Mar 19, 2020 15:55
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What’s the deal with airline stroopwafels?!
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Mar 19, 2020 16:00
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Jerry asking loudly about bees because there are no longer any bees
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Mar 19, 2020 16:03
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*Kramer bursts in screaming the N word wearing a Q Anon shirt* Jerry, you've got to trust the plan!
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Mar 19, 2020 16:18
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Jerry: Hello Newman Newman: Hello Jerry...listen, Kramer tells me you've got a toilet paper guy! You gotta help me out! I'm down to my last roll!
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Mar 19, 2020 16:18
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Kramer officiates George's wedding with his anime body pillow, not realizing she cheated on him with Jerry.
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Mar 19, 2020 16:19
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George gets caught masturbating while working from home.
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Mar 19, 2020 16:20
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"Jerry, it's incredible, with social distancing I can date women but never actually have to see them. I give 'em 5, maybe 10 minutes of George a day. They're loving it. I'm their only social contact all day, and they never get sick of me!" "I'm sure that says a LOT about both you and these women, but we've got more important things to focus on. What's the TPI at the Costanza house?" "The TPI?" "Toilet Paper Inventory." "Why didn't you just say that? Why'd you say TPI?" "It's shorter, George, saves time." "NOT IF YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN IT!!!"
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Mar 19, 2020 16:26
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Jerry: Uncle Leo, Hello! *Jerry walks towards Leo arms stretched out* Leo: Back off Jerry! Haven’t you ever heard of social distancing? Jerry: Oh cmon Leo, that’s a bunch of baloney. It’s me, Jerry! *Jerry grabs Leo for a hug as Leo tries to scramble away* Leo: I’m in a vulnerable group Jerry! You’ve just signed my death warrant. How could you do this to your uncle! *Leo takes a revolver out of his waistband * Jerry: Hello?
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Mar 19, 2020 16:33
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:Jerry asking loudly about bees because there are no longer any bees Elaine, taking a misinformed discussion she overheard earlier, goes to a work meeting and loudly starts talking to industry people about how useless bees are, only to discover that they paradoxically really care about the bees. Mr. Peterman Jr. calls her out into the hallway to discuss something, then just closes the door when she leaves first.
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Mar 19, 2020 16:34
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Kramer secretly oversees "corona parties" at his apartment for working professionals who want to contract the virus and gain immunity before infection rates peak. Newman, his "patient zero", turns out to be sick not with COVID-19, but with tuberculosis. Elaine lies to a prospective partner about having already been through the illness.
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Mar 19, 2020 16:44
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20 minutes of Jerry just loudly complaining about the #MeToo movement to a crowd of MAGA chuds. *Bass guitar twang*
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Mar 19, 2020 17:05
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Through a contrived series of events, George ends up living with JB Smoove
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Mar 19, 2020 17:12
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Elaine attempts to pay her rent by selling feet pics but ultimately can't go through with it because she's too obsessed with getting the pics to be "just right".
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Mar 19, 2020 17:19
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George learns the meaning of the word “simp”
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Mar 19, 2020 17:36
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Jerry tips his Task Rabbit guy really well and tries to appear cool and current, however over the course of the episode he slowly becomes frustrated by the lack of attention to detail and becomes more and more critical and by the end treats the guy like a slave
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Mar 19, 2020 17:45
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Professor Shark posted:Open to Jerry's living room, where an aged and fat Jerry sits casually on the couch sipping coffee while reading something on his iPad. Suddenly his eyes widen and he spits out his coffee.
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Mar 19, 2020 17:50
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Elaine doesn’t have a square to spare.
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Mar 19, 2020 17:51
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Kramer and Newman concoct a plan to sue the Federal government since mail carriers are more at risk to catch the coronavirus. Ends with Jackie Chiles becoming infected after Kramer and Newman settle out of court. Not a Duck fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 19, 2020 |
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Mar 19, 2020 17:51
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Sriracha Tiger posted:Elaine hoards toilet paper, claims to not have a square to spare. Haha gotcha!
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Mar 19, 2020 17:51
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Daikloktos posted:Apologies Professor Shark, big fan, but you are aware that the Seinfeld cast as Zoomers with the text "Jerry gets iPad" is posted to 4chan every single day? No I don't know anything about 4chan
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Mar 19, 2020 17:53
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Kramer starts a speedrunning Twitch channel but makes some hilarious pronoun errors and is banned from Games Done Quick.
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Kramer and Newman start up a twitch streaming channel, Kranewmerman, only to turn on each other when they start turning a profit. Meanwhile, Jerry becomes obsessed with a woman he found on Wikifeet. "She must be the cleanest woman in the world, look at those feet!!"
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