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It's been a grueling seven days and it's apparent that this quarantine has taken its toll on us. The end is nowhere near in sight. The psychological strain is tremendous. Goon solidarity and steely resolve are the only things that have maintained our sanity. And yet, these too have a limit ........ When you are starved for intimate contact, what's the first thing in your house that you plan on loving? Non-human only. No pets either you sickos
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:11 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:10 |
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Try a fleshlight, op
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:12 |
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I'm gonan gently caress u
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:13 |
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im gonna gently caress a really dry angel food cake
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:23 |
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I'm gonna gently caress anything that gets in my way, just like I always have
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:32 |
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I can't remember back that far.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:44 |
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My life, as usual
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:44 |
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Brawny Man looking ripped lately
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:45 |
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This question should be past tense as in "What was the first household object you hosed?"
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:50 |
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*looks directly into camera* My wife!
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:56 |
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You'd be surprised how many hairbrush handles have been up someones bum.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:59 |
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I'm gonna gently caress a nice warm loaf of bread
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 17:59 |
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home office shredder, op
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:00 |
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Toilet paper rolls, op.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:00 |
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Lol if you haven't started years ago
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:02 |
i have toys for this.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:31 |
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Why do people cum inside their socks. That poo poo is gross, why not just use tissues or something that you can just throw out
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:31 |
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YoursTruly posted:Toilet paper rolls, op. Way to lord it over all the rest of us that you have toilet paper. Can of baked beans. I;m thinking about thos Beans already
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:31 |
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My Shoes posted:i have toys for this. no it has to be a household object
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:33 |
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It's more a question of what object I haven't hosed. A non comprehensive list: The dog The blender Not sure where to go from here.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:35 |
Dell_Zincht posted:no it has to be a household object what with the indoor plumbing and all not sure there are many safe objects
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:37 |
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I definitely tried to gently caress my pillow as a pre teen
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:39 |
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My Shoes posted:what with the indoor plumbing and all not sure there are many safe objects A pen A slightly bigger pen A sharpie A hairbrush A curling iron A rolling pin
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:40 |
Dell_Zincht posted:A pen What are: things that go in your butt!
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:42 |
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The ottoman
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:43 |
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My Shoes posted:What are: things that go in your butt! Your butt maybe, not mine.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:44 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:46 |
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My Shoes posted:What are: things that go in your butt! Things can't go in the butt!
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:48 |
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I'm going to make sweet, passionate love to my TI-83. Graph for me baby!
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:49 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Why do people cum inside their socks. That poo poo is gross, why not just use tissues or something that you can just throw out That's not my sock. It's yours.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:54 |
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Pawn 17 posted:I'm going to make sweet, passionate love to my TI-83. Graph for me baby! My curvy calculator
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:56 |
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Weka posted:That's not my sock. Oh... Oh yeah!!!??? Well I just hosed your air filter... have fun breathing that in BITCH
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 18:58 |
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So how was the salad?
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:06 |
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Oh... Oh yeah!!!??? Well I just hosed your air filter... have fun breathing that in BITCH Buddy I'm a hillbilly the only air filter I have is in my truck. Brb, gonna go pull it out and have a huffy. E: Who What Now posted:So how was the salad? A caesar.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:07 |
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Weka posted:A caesar. Stabbed in the back?
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:15 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:Stabbed in the back?
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:19 |
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seems like ladies have more options for fuckable household objects, this isnt fair
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:22 |
free hubcaps posted:seems like ladies have more options for fuckable household objects, this isnt fair you can still put things in your butt E: I recently heard a story about a dude that squirted a bunch of lotion into a ziplock bag, put the bag between his mattress and boxspring, and hosed that. I guess you can try that.
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:23 |
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That seems like a good way to ruin a mattress and box spring
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:43 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 01:10 |
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We could just break quarantine and gently caress a person We're all bug chasers now
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# ? Mar 29, 2020 19:45 |