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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
good one and all that's left is the loving baby one and the one for spastic kids that need to be strapped in to swing properly. You want me to loving use that one Danny? gently caress you. I want the normal swing. You can use the baby swing. I SAID GET OFF THE BIG BOY SWING YOU PIECE OF poo poo!

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Just because your parents are divorced and they hate you doesn't mean you can just take the loving good swing!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
There are cleary laid out procedures for taking the good swing. Did you even loving call dibs? No. You just loving take whatever you want like a loving animal, Danny. Like a loving disgusting animal.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

*wangs you upside the melon with a basketball like it's a dodgeball*

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Literally A Person posted:

good one and all that's left is the loving baby one and the one for spastic kids that need to be strapped in to swing properly. You want me to loving use that one Danny? gently caress you. I want the normal swing. You can use the baby swing. I SAID GET OFF THE BIG BOY SWING YOU PIECE OF poo poo!

Guess you should take a loving hint.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
gently caress you, Larry, you're not allowed to use the good swing after you left tyre tracks on it you big baby!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Timmy!
Don't you climb on top of those monkey bars!
TIMMY!
Don't do it!
Don't do it mister!
Timmy! TIMMY!
I said DON'T! TIMMY!
Timmy! You get off the top of there RIGHT NOW!
TIMMY!
TIM!
Don't you make that face!
Don't you do it!
Don't!
TIMMY!
Timmy get DOWN from there!
Timmy don't you crawl across there!
TIM-!
Don't you crawl across the top of that mister!
TIMMY!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Guess you should take a loving hint.

This is my playground! I didn't get held back twice so I couldn't totally dominate this loving playground.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
*pssst*
Hey buddy.
You got a beef with Danny boy over there?
Looks like he’s having a nice time, be a real shame if something were to interrupt that huh?

You got twenty-five cents?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

FIGURES THAT GOONS HANG AROUND PLAYGROUNDS

e: caps, but i'm keeping it

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Danny sounds like a right prick.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't think you are supposed to say the s word

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Ever tried being friends with Danny? Maybe he'll share.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

my dog died im sad posted:

Ever tried being friends with Danny? Maybe he'll share.

This is why everyone beats you up Milton.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

my dog died im sad posted:

Ever tried being friends with Danny? Maybe he'll share.


Dell_Zincht posted:

Danny sounds like a right prick.








...


Resting Lich Face posted:

This is why everyone beats you up Milton.



:golfclap:

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
danny pulls my pigtails and i love him

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I let Danny borrow one of my GI Joes and I never got it back. He says he lost it but I know he still has it

Danny is not a sharer

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I told Danny about my texting session with Rick (from Nudeweb) and he read them on the PA for morning announcements at school and now Rick won't message me anymore and the guys online are pissed and the whole school laughs at me.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
On that field trip to skating rink we went on Danny's mom made him wear a helmet and knee pads. :lol: AT THE loving SKATING RINK!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

On that field trip to skating rink we went on Danny's mom made him wear a helmet and knee pads. :lol: AT THE loving SKATING RINK!!!

Yo dawg, maybe Danny’s like differently abled or something?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Yo dawg, maybe Danny’s like differently abled or something?

Nuh uh. He's just a wiener.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

They ziptied all the swings to the posts/each other here cause of the quarantine

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Away all Goats posted:

They ziptied all the swings to the posts/each other here cause of the quarantine

Jusus Christ. Here they're just going door-to-door kicking every school aged child in the shin.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Here school aged children take turns kicking ME in the shins.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

Here school aged children take turns kicking ME in the shins.

You lucky duck.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I control the four square court. Here, my word is law!

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The double tap will be met with swift and, frankly, harsh consequences.

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