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The rest of the men in my family grew castaway levels of beard. I can't even do that. this Spanish blood in me denies me so. Beer gut is looking pretty good though.. Anyone else having trouble with their quarantine look? If your facial hair on point with the rest of the hair on your necks?
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:41 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:37 |
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my wife has never cut hair before, but she gave me a haircut and it actually looks pretty good, i think imma just have her keep doing it
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:43 |
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I shave
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:47 |
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Post it coward.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:49 |
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I am growing a thin and scruffy quarantine beard. It too is pretty lovely.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:49 |
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I am so very proud of all of you who are taking the opportunity that life is providing to you hear to explore your bearded side. Don't be discouraged how it looks like right now! It may fill in later on, after all.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:53 |
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no pic and I still recoiled in horror at the op
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:54 |
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Big Beef City posted:no pic and I still recoiled in horror at the op Now, now, BBC, that's not a very positive way to approach the OP! Perhaps you could try something like "I see what you are trying to do, and I respect both the effort that you have put forth and the effort that will be required in the future to achieve your goals!"
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:57 |
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How would we be able to tell
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 18:59 |
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Zarin posted:Now, now, BBC, that's not a very positive way to approach the OP! I don't encourage Spaniards.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:04 |
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My beard is naturally patchy. I want it to look like Brian Blessed but I just end up looking like I recently started chemo. I tried smearing my face with rogaine but it didn’t help. Oh well, the real reward of having a beard isn’t looking good, its not shaving.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:11 |
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same OP. i have a big bald spot on my neck and the rest is patchy and not symmetrical. makes me look like a depressed alcoholic and i'm not even drinking right now trying to figure out what i can subtract to make it look vaguely OK as i rather enjoy tugging on my chin hairs thoughtfully
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:17 |
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I can grow a thick, fully-connected mountain man/hobo beard in a couple weeks tops. My problems lie at the top of my head; the hairs there evidently made a collective decision to migrate to my back and shoulders some years ago. I grew it out long one last time (I knew it was my last shot forever) about 10 years ago. Since then I just shave it with the closest clippers I have. Saved a ton on haircuts in the last decade tho
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:22 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:How would we be able to tell Think real hard
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:23 |
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Big Beef City posted:I don't encourage Spaniards. I would never have guessed that the city you had the big beef with was Madrid!
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:23 |
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you posted a thread about how ugly you are right now, and you're not even to show us? Don't worry about it though, I've had a pretty nice full beard for about 10 years, and I mostly do it to cover up my own ugly face.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:23 |
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Of all the things you can't do during quarantine, shaving is not one of them, OP
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:24 |
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See how that poo poo just grows right under my souless eyes. Is that normal?
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:27 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Of all the things you can't do during quarantine, shaving is not one of them, OP Ah, but it is not what we cannot do during quarantine - no, this is about what we cannot do the other 64 years of our lives before retirement: and that thing is see what happens when we try to grow the biggest fuckoff beard possible! Or . . . even growing the first one. It's sort of an unknown on how long it will take and how it will look when it's done. This time gives us the opportunity to explore that!
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:28 |
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I'm getting a white streak in my beard and not for the usual reason! Does it make me look distinguished? Only my video chat partners know for sure! ...well and my wife probably she hasn't said anything so no.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:28 |
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Big Beef City posted:I don't encourage Spaniards. Its not by choice
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:28 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:
Soulless eyes made up for by the soul patch. A very...wise choice
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:29 |
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I'm continuing to maintain and trim the beard I've had for years now. Letting the hair on my head grow out...which I have never done before. It's getting annoying and I'm not sure if this is going to work out.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:40 |
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I am now more hair than man
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:52 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I am now more hair than man Impressive
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:58 |
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Growing up my father always called goatees "prison pussy"
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 19:59 |
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I presently look like a glue-huffing agoraphobe that collapsed into a pile of red Brillo pads and never got up
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:03 |
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Poasty posted:Growing up my father always called goatees "prison pussy" So he liked them, I presume?
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:03 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I am now more hair than man Hair is part of the man. You're just a larger man now.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:14 |
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Poasty posted:Growing up my father always called goatees "prison pussy" How does one grow a goatee on their rear end hole?¿
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:27 |
even if you look crappy, think how rarely you get the chance to come out of a dark time looking all hosed up Hollywood-style. it'll also pair well with food/shitstained jammies in case you need to make a sympathy play about how affected you've been. besides, it's only been ~2months, some beards take longer to come into their own. Poasty posted:Growing up my father always called goatees "prison pussy" Saint Drogo fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 27, 2020 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:45 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Think real hard the implication was that his beard was ugly and lovely the entire time
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:45 |
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No beard shame here. Unless i see it and its really lovely. But, its gotta be real lovely
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:54 |
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Saint Drogo posted:is that from experience? when i think goatee + prison, i picture those huge fat white supremacists. but that's 100% not from experience.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:58 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:No beard shame here. Unless i see it and its really lovely. But, its gotta be real lovely ... ICE to meet you!
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 20:58 |
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i think that man's ferret is ill
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:00 |
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I've learned to trim up my beard pretty well with my trimmer. Nice n short. The ladies like it I assume. I haven't talked with a girl I didn't already know in almost 2 months.
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:03 |
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Big Beef City posted:... What a lovely beard. What a lovely guy too!
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:05 |
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:What a lovely beard. What a lovely guy too! Did Ethan do something bad recently?
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# ? Apr 27, 2020 21:07 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Did Ethan do something bad recently? Eh, i just find him,personally , insufferable. Das just me tho. Im annoyed by alot of youtube meme lordz
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