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"I'm a churro!!" I cry. "I'm a big beautiful man churro and there isn't a person in the world who can handle all this sweet stuff" I smack my big doughy sugar booty
 
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The manichaen candidate, the trigger is a panel from a Mr. A comic book posted as a meme
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the howie mandelian candidate
my wife looks at my vacant face as she holds my shoulders, preventing my exit through the front door
"Not now, honey, I must go....to Bobby's World"
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I've been programmed to eat my own turds in front of the president.
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tfw you put all this effort into hynoconditioning a sleeper assassin only to realize that when the president dies they just make another dude president
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tfw you put all this effort into hynoconditioning a sleeper assassin only to realize that when the president dies they just make another dude president
lawyer: it says here that the next in succession is the most scrumptious man in all the land
manchurroian candidate: 
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