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these bloodstains in the upholstery will never come out
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Jun 26, 2020 02:22
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wonder what these loose piles of pills in the glove compartment are for
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Jun 26, 2020 02:23
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*scowls* smells like toe sweat in here
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Jun 26, 2020 02:23
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Jun 26, 2020 02:24
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*Finds diapers and realizes they are adult sized*
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Jun 26, 2020 02:25
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Ned did nothing wrong.
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Jun 26, 2020 02:25
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Wow, looks like Lowtax already pounded the dents out of this thing!!!!
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Jun 26, 2020 02:26
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yea gently caress ned
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Jun 26, 2020 02:29
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Cowman posted:yea gently caress ned Wasn't commie ned flanders banned ages ago?
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Jun 26, 2020 02:33
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Wow. I imagine driving between the vast expanse of empty space in this shithole state of Minnesota in a nice car really could make you feel that much better about yourself.
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Jun 26, 2020 10:38
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i definitely did not find women's teeth in my backseat
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Jun 26, 2020 10:53
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Jun 26, 2020 11:57
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"A Doom Car?!"
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Jun 26, 2020 11:58
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Why is the glove compartment full of empty Ambien bottles and who put all these goldbelly boxes in the trunk?
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Jun 26, 2020 12:07
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*notices hula girl on dashboard* "What an odd figurine"
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Jun 26, 2020 12:09
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“Wow, look at how many electrical outlets there are.”
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Jun 26, 2020 14:05
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"Being a piece of human poo poo smells nicer than you'd think"
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Jun 26, 2020 14:06
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Ugh woman skin seat covers are so tacky
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Jun 26, 2020 14:10
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*opens the door* *dozens of wine bottles spill out*
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Jun 26, 2020 14:11
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Who What Now posted:*opens the door* *opens glovebox* *hundreds of pills pour out*
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Jun 26, 2020 14:16
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Ew... why are the tires so sweaty?
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Jun 26, 2020 14:27
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*Drives by a courthouse without going on a rant about how they have it out for men*
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Jun 26, 2020 14:40
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fr0id posted:*Drives by a courthouse without going on a rant about how they have it out for men* this doesn't happen in the real world around dudes, I refuse to believe it.
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Jun 26, 2020 14:56
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can we get some McDonald's
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Jun 26, 2020 14:59
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:this doesn't happen in the real world around dudes, I refuse to believe it. Going on angry rants about family court or family court having it out for men? The latter, last I checked, generally favors men when they actually bother to contest custody.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:14
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I checked the warranty in the glove box. Says here neither "Pushing will protect you" OR "Shoving will protect you"
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Jun 26, 2020 15:16
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I genuinely wonder if Lowtax every actually drove that car properly, they're massively capable of performing and I bet that noodle-dicked loser never revved it above 3k... What a waste.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:16
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im mainly upset lowtax is a serial woman hitter rather than how he lines up to my ideals of hyper masculinity beep beep
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Jun 26, 2020 15:23
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Does a launch *giggles 30 launches later: what do you mean transmission failure isn't covered?
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Jun 26, 2020 15:30
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Statutory Ape posted:im mainly upset lowtax is a serial woman hitter rather than how he lines up to my ideals of hyper masculinity beep beep I am clearly superior because I can be upset at more than one thing at a time.
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Jun 26, 2020 15:35
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finally, a set of wheels worthy of a webmaster
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Jun 26, 2020 16:08
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Why is there pink batt insulation under the seats?
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Jun 26, 2020 16:30
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Its pretty cool although the massive dildo bolted to the floor in the drivers side seat well marked 'Burt's Seat' is gonna be awkward to get removed.
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Jun 26, 2020 17:40
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holy poo poo this thing is greasy
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Jun 26, 2020 17:43
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*finds crumpled post-it in glove compartment* "Whoever becomes the next webmaster of Something Awful also becomes the next Lowtax" *neck vertebra spontaneously shatters* *screams out in pain, swerves into tree*
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Jun 26, 2020 18:09
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Olympic Mathlete posted:I genuinely wonder if Lowtax every actually drove that car properly, they're massively capable of performing and I bet that noodle-dicked loser never revved it above 3k... What a waste. His spine would have completely disintegrated.
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Jun 26, 2020 18:12
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im jeffrey and im in a Porsche 911 and im jackin off
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Jun 26, 2020 18:14
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Sid Vicious posted:im jeffrey and im in a Porsche 911 and im jackin off now thats one 911 thread im lookin forward to
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Hamelekim posted:His spine would have completely disintegrated. please, lowtax never had a spine
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