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Now I wonder if John Gaius was a bunker billionaire
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 02:32 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:26 |
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Whoa, great analysis! Seems plausible to me, although it's been a while since I read Harrow at this point. The great thing about this series is it's all "Hey check out these memes and lesbian necromancers" on the surface, hiding this magnificent work of craft with a strong historical and classical reference game too - an interwoven structure of strong yet flexible supporting narrative. boning
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 08:07 |
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This continues to be utterly fascinating. Have you considered that one or more Houses may reside on a minor planet? I ask because Ianthe is Princess of Ida, and both Ida and Ianthe are minor planets in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/243_Ida https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/98_Ianthe
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 08:31 |
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Beginning of "Chronicles of Riddick" full stop, is how I can't help but envision it.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2021 02:30 |
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Hey, random question, does the Ninth House have any pubs... ... or is it all bierhalls?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 02:00 |
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they do carbonized bone dust in space, motherfuckers https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1377471058366902273?s=20
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 19:12 |
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They see dead people! Some of them don't even know they're dead!
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# ¿ May 12, 2021 03:44 |
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Happy Landfill posted:GIDEON: who even cares about having a baller origin story Your username should be Not-Lying Cat
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 05:07 |
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Strategic Tea posted:You thought you were haunted by a scary necromancer, but it was old Mr Dadjokes all along! Thank you, I just laughed so hard that some pieces fell off. Also, Doge of the Ninth House c/d:
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 04:46 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Gimme Alecto. I need it. With alacrity.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2021 23:03 |
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we can't steal a copy, we might be caught in flagrante alectosilvergoose posted:Food 200 bones wow was not expecting a Kingkiller Chronicles mashup in this thread
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 00:16 |
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silvergoose posted:I can't tell if you're being ignorant or I am, having never and will never read name of the wind it's a joke about how the protagonist is constantly counting his coins like litRPG experience points. in my defense i bought it in an airport bookstore and had no idea what to expect when i read it edit: https://twitter.com/raccuunart/status/1411912133365878789?s=20 Kesper North fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 6, 2021 |
# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:37 |
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ignorance wrt dril is bliss though
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 04:50 |
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DurianGray posted:I hate that I know this, but if we're only at the mermaid AU stage, it's not that weird yet. This is my first time. When should we start to worry? When the walls start growing teeth? When the tables grow hair on their legs? When the skeletal servitors shamble in just too spritely a fashion?
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 22:50 |
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SkyeAuroline posted:Well, we haven't hit "Lorax fandom" territory yet, so we're not quite in fandom hell yet. I dunno. This is already a thorax fandom.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 01:08 |
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Does that involve Tamsyn Muir or the Locked Tomb somehow, or did you mean to post that in the SF thread?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2021 21:12 |
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I really hope at some point in the third book somebody makes a "Nona yo business" joke
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 20:35 |
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it's puns and meme jokes OP they killed the Ten Billion (try the veal)
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 05:44 |
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how many lyctors DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 06:49 |
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i can't read because i'm so tired
Kesper North fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Jan 6, 2022 |
# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 06:45 |
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Big enough that if Gideon were to take the throne, she'd be known as Princeps Biceps
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 02:55 |
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Even in youth her power was great, I guess? All hail the Nerdlord Prime.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 02:36 |
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disposablewords posted:One flesh, one bone, one true religion, oh my god lol my same thought
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2022 21:05 |
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It's basically made for disaffected kids who grew up on Harry Potter, which is not me, and also disaffected kids who grew up hating Harry Potter and enjoy a good roast of the magical prep school teen genre, which is definitely me
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2022 10:33 |
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Rand Brittain posted:If the protagonists were smarter Muir would have to create an even more tangled reason to avoid explaining basic setting facts. Getting told "Show, don't tell" too much as a child has an effect on one 90s Cringe Rock posted:It's not like Gideon would pay attention, anyway.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2022 23:34 |
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Hedningen posted:My wife woke up around 2AM last night and had to inform me via text (despite being in the same bed) that the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel clearly leads supports the existence of the Necromancer Queen Catherine Spaniel before returning to a rather deep sleep. You sound like the sort of household I would want to meet for brunch and talk about the latest stupid Locked Tomb jokes with tbh
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2022 22:05 |
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gief buk NYAO plz kthx bai
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2022 01:44 |
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2022 21:31 |
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Why do we have to be fussy about "release dates" why can't we just have the book it's done I want book give book NYAO plz
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2022 01:18 |
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i am a jealous bag of bones rn
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 08:13 |
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Rand Brittain posted:I am hoist upon my own petard because I have no one to share my Nona chat with. Oooh, I have a meme for this! For me, it is Tuesday.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2022 09:17 |
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The Cut of Your Jib posted:harrow is a brenda that means when she captures someone they're the prisoner of brenda
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 21:55 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Speculation from having just read Day 1: I'm not at Day 1 yet but that's exactly where I think this is going already, he's still trying to punish people who have been dead (and died well outside his reach) millenia ago.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 05:08 |
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well that was a trip and a half, i have no idea where to begin but i'll miss nona. is paul's name a dune reference? he the kwisatz lyctorhack?
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2022 09:34 |
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Entropic posted:Exceedingly minor Nona spoiler: suddenly imagining Nine Houses breakfast cereal in the shape of tiny medieval weapons
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 03:10 |
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disposablewords posted:That stuff sucks, though, just get the bulk bag full of bone marshmallow bits. The Locked Tomb Trilogy: Bulk Bag Full Of Bone anyway, the best choice for a balanced breakfast is cheerioss. (high in calcium!!!)
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 03:43 |
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so if paul gets laid in the next book does their nickname become SexPaul
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 05:29 |
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the idea that you can load people on spaceships faster than they get born is loving ludicrous, a complete nonstarter. the idea that you could build a fleet to carry ten billion humans at all is completely bullshit on the face of it
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 02:05 |
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M_Gargantua posted:Birthrate isn't the tough part of it, its only 275,000 a day, and would quickly fall as you got to work, especially starting with the young. You'd have to be bottling 5,000,000 a day into i-c-weiners to finish in about 7 years, which is stupid but under the absolute grip of necrojod i'm sure we could have done it. Under the grip of necrojod yes, but they were trying to do it without magical powers when they got the magical powers. My point was more that anyone sensible, or aware of the energy required to launch payloads of that size to orbit on the regular, would have realized there was no way the trillionaires weren't conning the world into building them an escape vehicle right from the start. I dunno, I can accept miraculous flesh transmutation, but man, saving an entire human population by launching it into space on rockets just sounds like fantasy
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 05:51 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 02:26 |
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The Cut of Your Jib posted:there is mention of a space elevator. i thought the space elevator was mentioned only in the Fun Crew scenes 10,000 years later but i'm prepared to be wrong. i do hope millenials live to see a space elevator, but i haz a doubt
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2022 06:59 |