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the lion joker: you wanna know how I'm related to Scar? |
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mufasa: see all that the light hits? Someday that will all be yours. simba: wait what's in that shadow over there mufasa: *deep sigh* the Yuk Yuk's. The Yuk Yuk's will not be yours.
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Sep 7, 2020 12:37
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the lion joker: madness is like gravity...all it takes is a little push mufasa: ok cool whatever, are you going to help me up or what? the lion joker: oh ya sorry
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Sep 7, 2020 12:40
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the lion joker: they laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at them because they're all the same scar: they're laughing at you because they're hyenas the lion joker: oh
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Sep 7, 2020 12:41
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Sep 7, 2020 14:01
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why so hakuna matata
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Sep 7, 2020 14:29
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nut posted:the lion joker: they laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at them because they're all the same |
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Sep 7, 2020 16:03
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This jungle needs an enema 
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Sep 7, 2020 16:05
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the worst part about having a tail is people expect you behave as if you don't |
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Sep 7, 2020 16:15
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nut posted:the lion joker: they laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at them because they're all the same lol |
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Sep 7, 2020 17:11
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OK I don't have a joke but James Earl Jones and Mark Hamill. They're connected. |
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Sep 7, 2020 20:50
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nut posted:the lion joker: they laugh at me because i'm different, i laugh at them because they're all the same |
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Sep 7, 2020 21:23
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zazu: hello excuse me lion: ya can I help you? zazu: ya I’m looking for the lion jack lion: the lion jack? zazu: y’know not the king or the queen lion: the prince? zazu: no the jack lion: you know that’s not a real thing right zazu: uh heh ya of course so who are you then? lion: I’m the lion ace
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Sep 7, 2020 23:58
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no, _im_ the smoker lion, the joker lion's on first, and mid-night toker lion is on third |
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Sep 8, 2020 00:05
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Growl Nah, I'm just kidding |
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Sep 8, 2020 00:08
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lion joker: oh little mouse please please help me there is a thorn stuck in my paw please mouse: though you have scared the other animals away, I the humble mouse will help you the king of the jungle *mouse looks at the lions paw and the lion is doing the hand gesture thing where he gets to punch the mouse in the shoulder if he gets him to look at it*
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Sep 8, 2020 00:14
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the wizard of oz: and what is it that you desire? dorothy: i want to be back home! tin man: I want a real heart! scarecrow: I want a brain! the lion joker: I want a tight five
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Sep 8, 2020 16:14
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batman and robin trapped in an abbott & costello-esque bit when they discover the lion joker teamed up with a literal penguin |
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Sep 8, 2020 18:27
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the lion joker: we live in a pride
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Sep 10, 2020 21:47
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the lion jokedr: i am a hosed up lion. i do the kinds of things other lions won't do. i see the world from a twisted perspective
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Sep 10, 2020 22:15
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the lion joker: yeah I'm into some hosed up poo poo, like I literally eat my own poo poo... wait why are you all walking away? |
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Sep 10, 2020 22:42
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Lion Joker does some twisted stuff like sending his cast mates raw Tofurkys and quoting a lot of family guy, but it comes out as just roars.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:10
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lion Joker does some twisted stuff like sending his cast mates raw Tofurkys and quoting a lot of family guy, but it comes out as just roars.
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Sep 11, 2020 19:32
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Lion Joker is usually left out of a standard card game. |
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Sep 11, 2020 19:34
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lion Joker does some twisted stuff like sending his cast mates raw Tofurkys and quoting a lot of family guy, but it comes out as just roars. |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Lion Joker does some twisted stuff like sending his cast mates raw Tofurkys and quoting a lot of family guy, but it comes out as just roars.
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