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It's a tough decision. I mean, it's not like I've been particularly prolific recently. I've been dormant. Like Godzilla when he's not attacking Japan. Is this the thread? The thread where I declare that I will post and never stop. Posting every day. Every hour. Every minute. Three threads, Fourteen threads, ONE HUNDRED THREADS. I was once a brash and roving blade posting threads willy-nillilly. Saw the movie Air Bud? Post a thread. Need a new personal lord and saviour? Post a thread. Get new shoes? Post a thread. I was like a machine. Can I do that again? Can I post at levels never before obtained? Levels not even conceived of? I've been slow. A thread maybe every week. loving pitiful. PITIFUL. I PITY MYSELF. I know lurkers, loving lurkers, who post more than I have recently. Maybe this is the thread. The bulwark upon which my self imposed silence breaks. Nah. 
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Hold on, let me put on my posting pants..
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Sep 9, 2020 03:53
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hold on, let me put on my posting pants.. What a champ. Puts on his posting pants one leg at a time. Fundamental skills, man. Fundamentals.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:55
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Literally A Person posted:What a champ. Puts on his posting pants one leg at a time. Fundamental skills, man. Fundamentals. What’s this one leg at a time horse poo poo? You guys don’t roll back on your bed and pull your legs in and pull the pants over both feet? 
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Sep 9, 2020 03:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What’s this one leg at a time horse poo poo? You guys don’t roll back on your bed and pull your legs in and pull the pants over both feet?  This is why you're a legend.
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Sep 9, 2020 03:59
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Literally A Person posted:
I’m the ty Cobb of competitive pie eating. 
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Sep 9, 2020 04:01
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m the ty Cobb of competitive pie eating. Oh.... Oh god.... 
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Sep 9, 2020 04:02
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hell yeah
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Sep 9, 2020 04:02
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Methanar posted:hell yeah Really appreciate the enthusiasm.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:04
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LAP, I have faith in you. Your posting game is as strong as ever. Just. Keep. Posting.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:04
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Internetjack posted:LAP, I have faith in you. Your posting game is as strong as ever. Just. Keep. Posting. This is charging my posting power. Soon I will evolve past this flesh prison and become posting incarnate. The living embodiment.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:06
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Literally A Person posted:This is charging my posting power. hell yeah
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Sep 9, 2020 04:06
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Methanar posted:hell yeah Seriously, you need to go into business as a Hype-Man for Hire. I'm gettin' all jazzed up.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:07
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Literally A Person posted:This is charging my posting power. You are the hero we deserve!
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Sep 9, 2020 04:07
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Okay, that's it.  I AM GOING TO POST
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Sep 9, 2020 04:08
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Here is a man who could've posted the PM thread part 2, but noooooo.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:09
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Sep 9, 2020 04:10
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Star Me Kitten posted:Here is a man who could've posted the PM thread part 2, but noooooo. I'm shy.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:10
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Sep 9, 2020 04:11
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Literally A Person posted:Okay, that's it. 
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Sep 9, 2020 04:23
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Here are some pictures of dorks:  
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Sep 9, 2020 04:25
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Literally A Person posted:Here are some pictures of dorks: Dude, I told you NOT to share the pictures I sent of me. I will never trust you again.
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Sep 9, 2020 04:26
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ive been wondering and i think it should be discussed and maybe even portrayed through the art of drawing -what powers can be given to everyday objects by attaching gems or crystals
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Sep 9, 2020 05:15
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why does the word spangled exist solely to describe the usa flag (cum thread?)
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Sep 9, 2020 07:43
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psexy psalms
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Sep 9, 2020 07:45
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Oh man, I can’t wait for this thread! It’s getting incredible buzz on the streets.
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Sep 9, 2020 08:23
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Postin
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Sep 9, 2020 08:28
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gary oldmans diary posted:ive been wondering and i think it should be discussed and maybe even portrayed through the art of drawing -what powers can be given to everyday objects by attaching gems or crystals *Vince McMahon gettin' a little saucy* gary oldmans diary posted:why does the word spangled exist solely to describe the usa flag (cum thread?) *Vince McMahon pulling his collar sweating a little bit* gary oldmans diary posted:psexy psalms 
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Sep 9, 2020 15:34
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Wifi Toilet posted:Oh man, I can’t wait for this thread! It’s getting incredible buzz on the streets. My street team has been canvassing for weeks. ShortyMR.CAT posted:Postin I can feel the power of your post flowing through my posting aura.
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Sep 9, 2020 15:35
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What the gently caress did you just loving post a thread about, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous thread making GBS threads raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed probations. I am trained in gorilla quotes and I’m the top page sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You’re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your thread in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bad posts. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the Internet you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” thread was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re loving dead, kiddo.
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Sep 9, 2020 15:41
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Sep 9, 2020 15:43
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i have to go through an airlock to get in to my hyperbaric posting chamber, but it's well worth it, as you can tell from the quality of my posts
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Sep 9, 2020 15:50
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Big Beef City posted:What the gently caress did you just loving post a thread about, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous thread making GBS threads raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed probations. 300 probations? Get on my level amatuer. Colonel Cancer posted:Please don't LAP I'm trying to hold myself back, Colonel but the allure is so strong. I can hear posting calling to me like as if it were the siren and I was a smelly sailor. TheAardvark posted:i have to go through an airlock to get in to my hyperbaric posting chamber, but it's well worth it, as you can tell from the quality of my posts *pushes button on key fob* *posting pods rise from the lake*
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Sep 9, 2020 15:57
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    That's right lap I saw your post about a mustard sub and I had to out do you. horseradish cheese-spread on a horseradish and roast beef sandwich. With pickle slices. I've done it. I've created the masterwork. Nothing can stop me now. Horse. Radish. Cheese. Spread!!!
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Sep 9, 2020 16:13
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Wtf who would put horseradish in the bloody Mary?!?
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Sep 9, 2020 16:14
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everyone you dumb fcker what the hell wrong with you this isn't canada we don't put clam in it
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Sep 9, 2020 16:17
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Big Beef City posted:That's right lap I saw your post about a mustard sub and I had to out do you. horseradish cheese-spread on a horseradish and roast beef sandwich. With pickle slices. I've done it. I've created the masterwork. Nothing can stop me now. Horse. Radish. Cheese. Spread!!! That? That is your  great work?? Where is the salami? The pepperoni? The peppercinis? The provolone? It's like you don't even know what a sandwich is. Roast beef? Do I look like a fuckin' farmer from North Dakota to you? I ain't eatin' no loving roast beef. It hasn't even been cured! Get this garbage OUT OF MY SIGHT.
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Sep 9, 2020 16:18
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Big Beef City posted:everyone you dumb fcker what the hell wrong with you this isn't canada we don't put clam in it Not Tabasco?!? Wow you are backwards south of border huh
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not sure how this object exists but i am certain i would like to own it
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