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a bunch of angels start getting out of a very small car "wait a second" |
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nice halo... for a clown to wear 
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Nov 2, 2020 19:23
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aka "hell," for people who don't like clowns
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Nov 2, 2020 19:24
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*reading the scroll of heavenly rules* wait, where's no-politics?
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Nov 2, 2020 19:24
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the angel strums its harp and it makes a honking noise |
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vanisher posted:a bunch of angels start getting out of a very small car "wait a second" 
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Nov 2, 2020 19:27
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stuck at the gates of heaven when you find out st peter swallowed the key by mistake, and now has to do a whole 30 minute routine to get it back
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Nov 2, 2020 19:28
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st. peter: smell this bouquet e: st. peter pantomimes trying to find your name on an invisible list after a while he brightens up, points to the air, and nods then looks again, squints, shakes head and keeps going later on he apparently comes to the end of the list he shrugs and waves goodbye then turns his head and holds up a finger there's another list, evidently! and so on Manifisto fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 2, 2020 |
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Nov 2, 2020 19:29
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great minds but sorry for stealing your joke
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vanisher posted:great minds but sorry for stealing your joke its ok ur just gonna go to clown heaven, which is the punishment for stealing jokes ---------------- |
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Nov 2, 2020 19:32
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St Peter watching a little too eagerly as i walk through the pearly gates only for a bucket of water to fall on my head
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Nov 2, 2020 19:33
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St. Peter reviewing the list "gwen stefani lusting after feet? You're in." |
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Nov 2, 2020 19:35
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watching the clowns descend from heaven and pull up the 60 foot chain of hankerchiefs from my corpse's throat
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Nov 2, 2020 19:36
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clown god riding around on a very tiny trinity
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Nov 2, 2020 19:38
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The heavenly host sounds their horns but they're all muted except for the trombone, also one of them has a slide whistle |
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Nov 2, 2020 19:39
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On the third day there was a wedding in Cana of Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there. Jesus and his disciples had also been invited to the wedding. When the wine gave out, the mother of Jesus said to him, “They have no wine.” And Jesus said to her, “Woman, what concern is that to you and to me? My hour has not yet come.” His mother said to the servants, “Do whatever he tells you.” And Jesus took the 6 oblong baloons sitting at the table, and made them into a poodle
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Nov 2, 2020 19:45
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:watching the clowns descend from heaven and pull up the 60 foot chain of hankerchiefs from my corpse's throat |
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Nov 2, 2020 19:47
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omg lol
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Nov 2, 2020 19:51
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you try to enter the pearly gates but slip on a banana peel |
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Nov 2, 2020 20:04
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several angels emerge from a tiny gate before you, honking their noses and smiling, beckoning you to follow them. you have no idea how they, or you, will fit through that gate, but it’s either that or getting sprayed by another flower |
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Nov 2, 2020 20:08
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repeatedly being squirted in the face as I kneel down to smell flowers
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Nov 2, 2020 20:44
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Evil Bob posted:repeatedly being squirted in the face as I kneel down to smell flowers thought this was the gwen stefani thread for a sec
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Nov 2, 2020 20:49
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so which one of these flowers squirts out the honey? |
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Nov 2, 2020 21:06
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the steeple bells blast "shave and a haircut" 24/7
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Nov 2, 2020 22:12
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p hosed up that my parents lied to me all these years about their clown ancestry, but thats america for you |
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Nov 2, 2020 22:18
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:On the third day there was a wedding in Cana of Galilee, and the mother of Jesus was there.
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Nov 2, 2020 23:57
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god is really bad at pranks and keeps pulling mean pranks on me like he thinks a wedgie is a prank |
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Nov 3, 2020 02:42
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every day i wake up and god just slams a creme filled pie crust into my face |
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Nov 3, 2020 02:49
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snergle posted:every day i wake up and god just slams a creme filled pie crust into my face odd, usually you're only baptized the one time
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Nov 3, 2020 03:02
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the seltzer is blessed.
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Nov 3, 2020 03:05
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in clown heaven everything is fine in clown heaven everything is fine you've got shoes with springs and you've got pie |
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Nov 3, 2020 04:12
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there are no children in clown heaven not even child clowns |
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Nov 3, 2020 04:12
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Clowns in America
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Nov 3, 2020 14:11
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Stoner Sloth posted:Clowns in America clowns in the outfield
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Nov 3, 2020 14:13
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pecan posted:clowns in the outfield if you build it he will honk |
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Nov 3, 2020 14:58
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oh no that was field of clowns sorry |
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Nov 3, 2020 14:59
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Every day I try to blow my brains out and escape this endless farce but every gun i find either squirts water or unrolls a flag with BANG written on it |
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Nov 3, 2020 16:22
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turning on the shower faucet & being doused in glitter and confetti |
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Nov 3, 2020 16:48
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there's nothing in the rules that say clowns cant play basketball
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Nov 3, 2020 18:11
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instead of a halo you get a big red nose did someone already say this I feel like someone probably already said this |
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