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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Youth Decay posted:

pretend I posted every photo from this giant bonkers poverty-fetish house

Love to give myself tetanus getting into bed

and while taking a bath

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Baneling Butts posted:

I like some of these, especially the IL one, but this last house looks like an REI lol

Are you trying to tell me that you never tried to sneak into one of the tents close to closing to spend the night? :colbert:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

extravadanza posted:

Do you guys like cooking with cast iron, what about decorating with it?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/324-Liberty-Rd-Milton-KY-40045/115473573_zpid/

Bonus, carpeted bath surround/step.

That’s just, so much weight to hang on those walls

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

actionjackson posted:

last house is cool but why would I want concrete floors? incredibly cold (literally) and uninviting

It was built in the 50s so it probably doesn’t have in-floor heating, but you can apparently retrofit it if that’s your bag. I think it’s a cool look personally in the right space, but it definitely requires a certain sort of lifestyle to get the most out of it.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Yep, nothing says relax like shouting it at me in all caps

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Glimm posted:

How do people deal with having their TVs above fireplaces? Are they on arms that allow them to reposition them lower to watch?

I would break my neck during my 4-6 hour TV binging every day.

While some people do have mounts that articulate so you can pull it down to a comfortable viewing angle, a shockingly large number of people just… live with it. My parents did it and while they have reclining seats in the couch, it still gets aggravating over extended periods of time.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Books are for lookin’ not for readin’.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"



Nintendo puts that bitterant on their cartridges so I would have to say that’s mildly concerning.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


It took me an honestly embarrassing amount of time to figure out the perspective for this diagram.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

thotsky posted:

These Zillow posts... Are they a joke? The pictures are awful.

Sometimes the search term yields genuinely good results, but a lot of the fun of them is pulling back the curtain on realtor-speak to reveal the horrors contained therein.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Excuse me, this is the ultimate in green building.

Hold up, I just noticed the counterweight in the photo of the bed. Is that supposed to be some sort of hosed up Murphy bed? :psyduck:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Holy poo poo did I read that right, a condo fee of four grand a month? Is this One Weird Trick to get around price controls or what?

No you see they have *checks listing* a pool and… a ballroom, I guess? You’re practically making money as a resident.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Sirotan posted:

Let's pretend for a minute like this would actually be waterproof. How do you clean them????????

Replace your tub like you replace your roof, bing bong so simple

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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They’re gonna have to put out a giant version of those Japanese beetle traps to catch all of the females flocking to it

The sheer number of appliances in that kitchen, mamma mia

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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This is a cry for help

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Anza Borrego posted:

Feels like the word of the day is “maintenance”, or maybe “window washing”

That one is in a suburb of MD I’m familiar with so I’m gonna say it’s “getting exsanguinated by mosquitos indoors”

That’s more of a phrase of the day but you get the point

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I absolutely love that ceiling in the Hawaiian home.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Isn’t that just a transom?

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Hi, please enjoy trying to figure out what the gently caress is going on in this nightmare shared to PYF Tweets:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/34-Backroad-Cerrillos-NM-87010/112507652_zpid/ adorable artsy house in an adorable artsy town in New Mexico (seriously Google streetview has imagery of the main road from this past October and it makes me want to move there)

do not necessarily approve of the corrogated metal use in this house tho



has a separate studio and a tiny house to put guests you don't like


Cerrillos is a neat little town and it’s less than 45 minutes away from Santa Fe so it’s not like you’re really out in the sticks.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Some of those are just gorgeous. Taos is one of my favorite places in the country, if only I had millions of dollars :sigh:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

You should really get those custom framed instead of cutting off the border. You will be much happier with the result.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I know that places like frameusa.com will make custom frames that they’ll ship you, so you don’t have to pay for them mounting it. If I remember correctly they were like 50-75 dollars for a larger format piece.

If you are going to go ahead with trimming the edge pick up a drywall t-square while you’re buying the xacto knife. It’ll give you a clean straight edge.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Cannot stress enough how much you do not want to buy property in Rocky Mount

I’m also guessing that’s a sunken tub situation for the females

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

That dome home is absolutely gorgeous.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Youth Decay posted:

an absolutely cursed house in a cursed development: "Indian Camp Ranch is 1200 acres with more than 210 Anasazi Ruins... This property has 9 of its own archaeology sites"


they...they made fake ancient cave art for the house's stairwell



gently caress these people very hard. I hope they step on a rattlesnake

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Youth Decay posted:

My computer is giving me fits tonight so I can't do a real search but have the Lloyd Wright (that's Frank's son) Studio and Residence, it owns
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/858-N-Doheny-Dr-West-Hollywood-CA-90069/20518600_zpid/







This dude really liked cacti

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Yeah wallpapering your wall-mounted ironing board is definitely a choice

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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I wholeheartedly support the garden yard movement

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Even that is really just trading one lovely design choice for another

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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mutata posted:

Y'all are more passionate about grey LVP than anyone who is buying and installing it lol.

Sorry about your awful floors OP

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "thermal mass"

wacky sink



Putting the little glass piece in the front feels like cheating imo

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of the day is "secluded hillside".

is that a...rocking bed?



Hell, I’d try it

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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There were a lot of choices made there and I’m not sure that any of them make much sense

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Control 2 looking lit

The last couple of days were really fun though, lots of good stuff to lust over only to check the listing and find that it costs more money than I’ll ever have in my life.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Youth Decay posted:

The Zillow search term of a few days is "rainwater". Houses with rainwater catchment/rainwater harvesting.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/98-Private-Drive-1727-Youngsville-NM-87064/194584526_zpid/




Oh I think I’m going to get a lot of use out of this image:

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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You laugh but my children are named Evolive and Nraelaugh

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Pretty much any time your search term has something to do with the Southwest it’s a winner

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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The story here is “hobbits gotta get to Mordor” based on those dining chairs, yeesh

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Freaquency
May 10, 2007

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Youth Decay posted:

Oh my god McMansion Hell found a truly ridiculous house

That thing is absolutely buck wild. I’m not even going to share anything here because I really feel like it’s a journey each person needs to take on their own. It’s great.

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