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Hello all, So I got a dick pill for a very special night tonight. Looking for some fireworks in bed if you know what I mean. But I don't think it's working correctly. I shoved the pill in, but my dick hasn't gotten especially hard. But there is some uncomfortable swelling and it's really difficult to pee. What the gently caress is going on here. Going to need a refund.
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Jul 4, 2021 02:54
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Working as intended, sorry to hear about your loss.
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Jul 4, 2021 02:55
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Your dick can't digest the pill, you have to break it up in there with a hammer and let it absorb into the tissues.
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Jul 4, 2021 03:03
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lmao
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Jul 4, 2021 03:03
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When you take the pill it makes my dick hard, now sit in the cuck chair and get to milking
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Jul 4, 2021 03:11
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Your dick is irreparable. You'll have to use someone else's.
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Jul 4, 2021 03:17
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did you try tuggin it a bit?
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Jul 4, 2021 03:28
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dotta do some windmills with that thing to crank it up
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Jul 4, 2021 03:43
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Alucard posted:Your dick can't digest the pill, you have to break it up in there with a hammer and let it absorb into the tissues. Feed the pills one at a time down your dickhoke then roll the dick up like hubba bubba bubble tape
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Jul 4, 2021 03:45
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get your hormones checked OP
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Jul 4, 2021 04:06
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You gotta shove in a whole row of pills so they make a column in youre peehole. 
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Jul 4, 2021 04:07
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I. M. Gei posted:get your hormones checked OP actually that’s not even a joke post. men don’t get their hormone levels checked nearly enough and it causes a lot of medical problems to get overlooked/undiagnosed. you MIGHT ACTUALLY have low testosterone or hypothyroidism RIGHT NOW and have maybe only one symptom, or no symptoms at all (… YET) source: I got mine checked a few weeks ago to see if it might be causing weight loss problems and/or excess sleepiness, thought I was just going in to rule poo poo out, and it turned out I’ve got hypothyroidism and borderline low T. I don’t know how long either of those has been going on for or how much damage it’s done by now, but I wish I had gone in sooner bottom line: MEN GET YOUR HORMONE LEVELS TESTED. TODAY (OR TOMORROW MORNING, YOU GOTTA TEST T-LEVELS IN THE MORNING HOURS CUZ THEY GO DOWN AFTER THAT). GET THEM CHECKED REGULARLY, AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR. IF YOUR DOCTOR TELLS YOU YOU DON’T NEED TO TEST THEM, TELL THAT STUPID FUCKER THEY’RE A loving IDIOT (CUZ THEY ARE) AND MAKE THEM DO IT ANYWAY; IF THEY STILL SAY NO, THEN USE FORCE. I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Jul 4, 2021 |
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Jul 4, 2021 04:12
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Shove the pill up your rear end for maximum effect
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Jul 4, 2021 04:16
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Are these gas station dick pills or doctor dick pills? Because I heard the ones from your doctor are supposed to be inserted in your rear end. And I’m the ones from the gas station have to go in your partner’s rear end.
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Jul 4, 2021 04:20
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Your dick is broken. Call the dick store for a replacement.
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Jul 4, 2021 04:22
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You probably require a second pill up there because you're dick is sooooooo big
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Jul 4, 2021 04:32
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clearly your are pill isntot working cause youre still a dick op
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Jul 4, 2021 04:36
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i got a vasectomy shortly after my second kid was born and they didnt use enough anesthetic and i felt them actually snip one of my vas deferen and it haunts me to this day, also im one of the one in a hundred thousand who was left with a permanent dull pain in my balls but my dick still works realy good
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Jul 4, 2021 04:38
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OP you dumbass you are supposed to put the pills in your foreskin and let them dissolve. If you don't have foreskin then let me lecture you for five pages over why circumcision is evil...
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Jul 4, 2021 04:46
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you're supposed to crush it up first dumbass i stg how do you people even breathe or get hard
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Jul 4, 2021 04:47
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You need to put in enough pills to run the whole length of your dick, dummy. You probably need like two more.
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Jul 4, 2021 04:50
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I. M. Gei posted:get your hormones checked OP Agreed, get that T down, the E up and you're in good business. Embrace the good life.
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Jul 4, 2021 05:11
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Op's dick is the size of a pill
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Jul 4, 2021 05:27
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I. M. Gei posted:actually that’s not even a joke post. men don’t get their hormone levels checked nearly enough and it causes a lot of medical problems to get overlooked/undiagnosed. you MIGHT ACTUALLY have low testosterone or hypothyroidism RIGHT NOW and have maybe only one symptom, or no symptoms at all (… YET) My dad legit had a lot of stuff like this and and it was night and day when they got him on the right medicines to combat it. He's basically roided out at this point though so thats a LOL.
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Jul 4, 2021 05:33
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You are supposed to crush it and mix it with Portland cement and water. Once it reaches a peanut butter consistency it's ready to use. Be sure to get it all up in there before it sets.
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Jul 4, 2021 05:56
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just get one of these https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penile-implants/about/pac-20384916 they put an air bladder in your dick and a pump in your balls and you can pump your dick up like a balloon just make sure you deflate in in private, the noise it makes will make your partner laugh at you and you'll be so ashamed you won't even be able to inflate it anymore
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Jul 4, 2021 06:04
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:gas station dick pills Bloodfart McCoy posted:
Any goons looking for new user names? OP: I think if they don't work you're supposed to cut your dick off because its pointless to keep it if it doesn't work.
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Jul 4, 2021 06:10
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who needs sexual intercourse when were living in the age of the nintendo switch
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Jul 4, 2021 08:04
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You gotta shove in a whole row of pills so they make a column in youre peehole. If you do this make sure they're all different colours or they'll flash and disappear taking your balls with them
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Jul 4, 2021 08:19
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imagine having sex lol disgusting
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Jul 4, 2021 08:34
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sex is for nerds and vergins op should be ashamed
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Jul 4, 2021 08:56
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nobody told him he needs to use a wire to push the pill all the way into his prostate yet. this place can be really unhelpful. i'd recommend posting on e/n next time, sorry about all these assholes op you deserve better
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Jul 4, 2021 09:04
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Hello all, So I got a dick pill for a very special night tonight. Looking for some fireworks in bed if you know what I mean. But I don't think it's working correctly. lol
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Jul 4, 2021 09:10
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Demand to speak to the manager! Bonus points if you find a way to be a racist sack of poo poo, with a dud dick.
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Jul 4, 2021 10:59
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Any goons looking for new user names? Edit: hosed up the format/coding (on mobile), maybe that's my new name. piratescurvy fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Jul 4, 2021 |
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Jul 4, 2021 11:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You gotta shove in a whole row of pills so they make a column in youre peehole. Imagine being alive in 2021 and not knowing about dick pill columns, shameful
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Jul 4, 2021 11:10
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A better solution is to stop ejaculations entirely for six months or longer. The problem of nocturnal emissions can be avoided by sitting peacefully upright instead of sleeping. I myself have achieved this. My father is a professor.
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Jul 4, 2021 11:12
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the real cure for nocturnal emissions is to learn how to lucid dream and then tell all the sexy dream people to frick off!
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Jul 4, 2021 11:23
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Clowner posted:Imagine being alive in 2021 and not knowing about dick pill columns, shameful Imagine being allive in the 80's not even knowing dick pills were possible, albeit stacked like pez candies up yer pee hole... still, dick science has advanced and made pretty (questionable) advances.
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Jul 4, 2021 11:45
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Do you want me to suck it out for you op
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