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nut

no no u gotta cook the noodles al dente or else the ball will just break through the racquet

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nut

The brisk splash of room temp marinara hitting ur face with each successful swing

nut

alright so no one showed again, team Italy ur gonna have to split up and play urself again

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


when a veggie's the ball
and it splats on the wall
that's spaghetti

when you're ready to dine
on a thing with a rind
that's a gourd


Join the BYOB Army


thank you again Saoshyant!!

nut

your friend sk posted:

when a veggie's the ball
and it splats on the wall
that's spaghetti

when you're ready to dine
on a thing with a rind
that's a gourd

nut

red and white checkerboard leaves growing off the vine

nut

Cucurbita bon-appetito

Ventral EggSac

Foul called on the play: didn't salt the water, broke the noodles in half

alnilam

Squash film directed by Sergio Leone, with extreme close-ups on the players' shifting eyes, tension building Ennio Morricone music, etc

nut

*Marvel PR rep bursts into executive office*

“Boss, it’s bad, real bad, they are saying this is the worst sequel to Hulk Smash yet”

Poise
Spaghetti squash is neither spaghetti nor squash, discuss.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Ventral EggSac

nut posted:

*Marvel PR rep bursts into executive office*

“Boss, it’s bad, real bad, they are saying this is the worst sequel to Hulk Smash yet”

It's a 5 minute video of the Hulk on a towel in Stark Tower squeezing a spaghetti squash between his thighs

Escape From Noise

"You know what I like best? Spaghetti squash! Let's do this!"

*Slowly presses down on dish of spaghetti, and sauce, with meatballs with hands*

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Filling an old timey wine-press with spaghetti.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Ventral EggSac posted:

It's a 5 minute video of the Hulk on a towel in Stark Tower squeezing a spaghetti squash between his thighs

biosterous




a contender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pSC3DwbnM

e: wrong thread lol



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

nut

Ventral EggSac posted:

It's a 5 minute video of the Hulk on a towel in Stark Tower squeezing a spaghetti squash between his thighs

bad news, ticket sales are down big time

good news, the handful of people who did come watch all came

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

nut posted:

bad news, ticket sales are down big time

good news, the handful of people who did come watch all came

curtain opens to reveal the hulk dressed as gallagher, hundreds of watermelons begin dropping from the ceiling and the enraged hulk sprints into the audience

Ventral EggSac

nut posted:

bad news, ticket sales are down big time

good news, the handful of people who did come watch all came



Luvcow posted:

curtain opens to reveal the hulk dressed as gallagher, hundreds of watermelons begin dropping from the ceiling and the enraged hulk sprints into the audience

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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



this thread reminds me of my favorite jam band Linguine Zucchini


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

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